Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Words mean things. A bunch of taxi drivers are not la cosa nostra just because one of them ripped you off for your ride from the airport.
And bouncers are not organised crime.
This nigga doesn't understand how criminals work.
Probably thinks they just sling dope all day and kill people.
Protip: Most mafiaosos work real jobs. Like taxi drivers and bouncers.
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
i found like a few hours worth of footage i filmed while i was a junkie listening to lil peep, smoking meth, throwing up and talking on and on about nothing. its too bad its all so blatantly identifying and degenerate and embarrassing
Edit it into a rap song then post it
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2019-10-05 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Boomer genocide when?
Hopefully soon.
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2019-10-04 at 8:25 PM UTC
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So I am in Mexico now
Wariat you need to get in shape, Jesus. Aren't you embarrass to be on the beach like that? I almost want to post some of my beach pics but I don't want to PI myself.
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2019-10-05 at 10:56 PM UTC
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Barnacle penis thread
barnacle bump
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2019-10-05 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Barnacle penis thread
Listen, barnacle penises are fascinating things.
First of all, theyâre gigantic. Certain barnacles have penises that extend 8 times the length of their bodies, giving them the largest penis-to-body-size ratio in the entire animal kingdom. Their sex organs are large for a reason, though. You see, barnacles are sessile creatures, which means that the adults attach themselves to something like a rock or a boat, and then basically donât move from that spot for the rest of their lives. But, if you canât move, how do you find a mate? Well, one way is to grow a ridiculously long penis and use it to reach over and inseminate your neighbors. The longer the organ, the more partners you can reach and inseminate.
On top of that, some barnacles can actually change how their penises look based on where theyâre living. Pacific Acorn Barnacles that live in calm waters have relatively long and thin penises, while those living in more turbulent waters tend to have shorter, stouter penises. This makes sense from a hydrodynamic perspective, since a shorter, wider, heavier penis would bend less and be easier to maneuver in a rough sea.
The really crazy thing is that if you take a Pacific Acorn Barnacle thatâs lived its entire life in a turbulent area, and you transplant it to a much calmer area, that same individual will change its penis size and shape to accommodate its new conditions. This neat trick is a great example of something biologists call âphenotypic plasticity,â which is the ability to change your physical traits in response to the environment.
I realize my enthusiasm about barnacle penises might sound a bit immature, but Iâm in good company. Charles Darwin wrote extensively about barnacles and their reproduction, and he too was wowed by the size of their penises.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Sex is jsut fun if both people are attracted ro each other this is why I am against prostitution or human trafficing. But if somehow one finds a eprcerted teen girl or whatever age who somehow enjoys it like many do and it has been proven fact it is the parents and societies or countries laws who often stop something thst goes on out or their own will many times i really dont see a difference between it and doing a sport like playing basketball. It really is fun and the nastier it is the more crazy and itnense it gets the more fun it is. Hck i wouldnt even stop if i got slapped or my dick was bitten it would be jsut another experience. And in all reality i have regrets not fuking this 38 yr old when i was 15 and it can i am sure be one of the beste xperinces as during that age you are the horneist and it is msot intense.
Oh and never in my life did i feel it snything emptional or want tos ee the perosn or date them after. I only did thta if ic ared for them and that wa sin my mind always seprate froms ex. Sex for me was always lust fun and sportman like with sweat and exercise involved as well.
You know what? I hate Polish people now.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Anybody ever seen a Jap with a mustache before? I mean, Ok, they did have the Fu Manchu at some point, but whatever happened to their facial hair??
This is ridiculously retarded. I guarantee you the only Asian Spectroll has ever met is his doctor.
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Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
Got damn it, you're a sick cunt.
It's not Christian to wish you get stabbed in Mexico but the right town (or wrong) you're defiantly in the right country for it to happen easily.
Nah he's in Cancun. The gangs run it and they don't let shit like that happen. Can't scare the income away.
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If he fucks with you let me know and I'll kill him
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2019-10-04 at 7:09 PM UTC
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I like those NA/AA meetings where they start pushing religion and Jesus heavy, and then they even start trying to get you to donate time and money to whatever religion is backing them.
Lol you've never been to a meeting.
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2019-10-04 at 6:25 PM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Yes §mÂŁĂgĂL millions of people all use snap because they are insecure
Not because itâs fun to use
Shut up culo gorda
I used to use snapchat
I never posted selfies with fucking enhancements tho
Thats some fag shit.
How are you 35? You act more like a 15yr old.
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2019-10-04 at 3:43 PM UTC
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Originally posted by WellHung
^^^says a fat bartender with kids out of wedlock, who needs welfare and child support….wut a contribution she makes, folks! Irony…its wuts for lunch!
Lol @ kids out of wedlock
We just went back in time, folks
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I wish.
I think it's more that men (gay, straight, doesn't seem to matter) are just horny as fuck and will hit on literally anything.
Also, I've been told time and time again that I give off some extra, apparently inexplicable, gaydar disruption vibe.
Maybe we all have superpowers, and for whatever the fuck reason, that's my super power.
I jam gaydars.
You're pretty good looking dude.
It's interesting how different it is when a guy gropes a girl. Nobody stands for it. People will kick your ass.
Men don't usually care much if they get groped. It's like a compliment or something unless you're super insecure about your masculinity or some shit.
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2019-10-04 at 1:39 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania
I said loosely, like Lanny's goatse hole.
Thats pretty fuckin loose m8
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2019-10-04 at 12:30 AM UTC
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Trumps biggest fuckup line..
He's just draining the swamp leave him alone
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2019-10-02 at 8:35 PM UTC
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Bernie Sanders is dead
just another political stent
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2019-10-03 at 6:04 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
The meek shall inherit the earth though.
Oh thats nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, cause they have a hell of a time.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I have some spores but I dont know how to grow them or if it can be done indoors with or without a grow lamp.. i havent ever done mushrooms, its the last street drug ive never done. Eventually i need to drip my toes back into the psychedlic water and mushrooms would be a very good option due to them having headache killing properties along with my relapsing drug abuses
Shroomery has really good guides. It's not hard you just have to take the time and read. You don't need to do it outdoors and you shouldn't use any sort of lamp. Most mushrooms don't undergo photosynthesis, they take their nutrients straight from the ground. That's why they're able to grow underneath the shade of a tree and in caves and shit.
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