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Posts by GAAAAALM

  1. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Grow up!!

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
  2. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    TFW the spirits possessing your body are still struggling with English
  3. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I love you.

    Oh yeah? Well I'm rubber ur glue anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you
  4. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Arkellie

    Do you mean erkeley?
  5. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Goddammit you're a faggot. You actually said actually then tried to take the controversial and objectively false position that |pigs are one of the cleanest animals." In what? In the world or on the mexican molestation zoo you visited once. Pigs don't secrete fluids and are a really shitty animal to consume. conceptually and literally pigs are terrible. I've even noticed people who eat lots of pork having poor qualities and displaying physical features like that of a pig which is why I included lots of porcine metaphors in the homoerotic rape scene I wrote about you

    I provide facts, you provide emotion and religious conjecture. You are a nothing. A worthless, hypocritical worm. Move to Syria you whitewashed 'muslim'.
  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    The Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday released its report on Russian social media interference efforts during the 2016 elections, with the panel finding that Russian actors were directed by the Kremlin to help President Trump win the election.
  7. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Paul Walker was 33 when he met a 16yr old girl from his daughter's highschool and slept with her
  8. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Donald Trump
  9. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old girl in highschool, when he was 39 years old.
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Jimmy Page was 26 when he started calling 14 year old Lori Maddox his girlfriend.

    Mick Jagger had a few rounds with Maddox around the same time.

    Also of the rolling Stones, Bill Wyman started dating 13 year old Mandy Smith when he was 47. He got her mother's permission.

    Stephen Tyler convinced the mother of 16 year old Julia Holcomb to make him her legal guardian then snorted blow from next to her hospital bed while she was having an abortion.

    David Bowie, the beloved, managed to get Lori Maddox's virginity and got her to bring her 15 year old friend along, in addition to many other underage girls.

    Jerry Lee Lewis of course married his 13 year old cousin - she still believed in Santa on their honeymoon.

    Elvis Presley, the king of rock and roll himself was routinely in trouble with underage girls and even the fabled romance with Priscilla is a tale of sexual interference... She was 14 when they met.

    Chuck Berry was arrested for crossing state lines with a 14 year old prostitute. He was also recording women in the washroom of the restaurant he owned.

    Courtney Love says she gave Ted Nugent a blowjob when she was 12. He also adopted a 17 year old so he could bang her without getting charged with kidnapping. He even wrote a song about avoiding pedophilia charges.

    Anthony Kiedis (red hot chili peppers) wrote songs about it too, "Catholic school girls rule" is about his hooking up with a 14 year old at 23.

    Iggy Pop also wrote songs about sleeping with 13 year olds too. Check out the lyrics to "look away".

    Marvin Gaye knocked up his wife's 15 year old niece.

    Don Henley (the Eagles) was charged after paramedics found him with two naked girls, aged 15 and 16.
  11. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t know for sure Casper,
    But I know of a kid who did it by running a plastic pipe from the exhaust and into one of the windows.

    Seems like a lot of setup. I don't get why more people don't go the drug route.
  12. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ terrible fight. probably the worst I've seen ever

    I hate you.
  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Uh no, how is that relevant? They're not, no more a technological jump than iPhones spaced the same time apart. Its retarded either way, of course your newest shit is your best shit, it should be, that's like a fucking prerequisite.

    AND???

    You shitting on salesmen for being salesmen?
  14. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    good fight
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    bupm
  16. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm on my deck having a shmee, reading this thread about Halloween, I look to my left and what do I see? On the tip of my finger sits quite a small bee.

    So I smile and laugh and tilt my head to the left, watching inquisitively holding my breath. I want him to sting me as it'd be my first, I want to experience pain of the worst.

    So I decided I'm gonna be a bee this year because being a bee would be believable and beople wouldn't be thinking twice about bee. But I'm gonna have a big ass 18 inch blade as my stinger and go downtown maybe see what a bee can be.

    🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

    That was beeautiful :')
  17. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

    *pulls pin out of grenade*
  18. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    in terms she will understand

    Originally posted by username: you is retarded
  19. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    it's sooooo good to hear it!
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    They're a felon and the state is paying for it.

    I'm not a felon and the state doesn't pay anything for my school.
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