2019-09-25 at 5 AM UTC
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ITT we write a story.
Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town
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Originally posted by aldra
did you point out the hanging midget in the forest
Lol yes and also how the 20th century lion attacked and killed somebody immediately after they filmed it roaring.
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2019-09-25 at 1:33 AM UTC
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This week on TinyChat
I will always remember how good fuckbiscut was at helicoptering his dick
I'd watch him masturbate beforehand too. Just a little bit, enough for a chub. But never to completion. THAT would be gay.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Probably absorbed his twin brother as a fetus. That's all that was left.
Actually, the other man is his twin brother. They were born connected like that
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Heather saw jet fuel melt the steel beams
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2019-09-23 at 11:35 PM UTC
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Impossible Whopper
Originally posted by mmQ
Random FACT.
Donald Trump literally has taken cold showers his entire life because his skin cant even handle lukewarm water.
hot water removes the spray tan
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2019-09-24 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Got hit on by some boomer
Anytime NIS gets exposed to the outside world is a good day.
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2019-09-22 at 3:53 AM UTC
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Pro life tip!
More like a shitty pro life tip. Guaifenesin is for peasants.
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Sophie - pedophile who statutory raped a tween as a teen
Wariat - pedophile who tried to meet up with children as a grown adult and got jail time for it
DietPiano - junkie who abused people while working at an old folks home
Bill Krozby - resident alcoholic wife beater/strangler, absentee father, and rapist
Sudo - junkie and fake muslim who cheats on his spouse
Narc - junkie who pushes junk and preys on teenagers
Sploo - junkie who tried to stab his parents among other caustic and toxic things.
mq - alcoholic who used to rob homes. Merely a recovering degenerate.
Grylls - killed a man with his bare hands for stupid reason and served prison time for it
Hydromorphone - homeless junkie who steals and is violent and toxic to the extent she's pushed everyone out of her life
CASPER - former junkie, h dealer, arms dealer, and pimp
Apricot - cheated on his sugar mama
BradleyB93 - meth/rc dealer who served time for it and has been in gang shootouts
HTS - Tranny who lives off government aid and beat up his boyfriend under a bridge. Once held a knife to some girl's throat while methed out.
LSD - punched his mom over a cup of coffee
Greenplastic - BIG fukin methhead smokes meth daily with his mom n his sister
Anyone else I'm missing?
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Originally posted by Sophie
It won't rhyme. Besides it's not like you could read it.
Sure I could. I speak fluent Dutch. Watch:
A hingahinga dorgan, uh
Leederhosen morgan, nuh
Nederland spoken, yuh
hingadinga dorgan, wow uh
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol I actually have a huge thing planned where I'm gonna spend 2 weeks driving around Iraq just killing everyone I see until I get caught.
NSA has joined the chat
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2019-09-24 at 4:09 AM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
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Originally posted by stl1
Is that anything like Trump University?
Yeah both are bullshit
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2019-09-23 at 4:23 PM UTC
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Ska thread
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Says the pillow jumper who has been thrown in mental institutions
>had to take anger management classes after strangling his girlfriend
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2019-09-23 at 2:30 PM UTC
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I got fired yesterday
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Itt faggots that don't know anything about texas
Itt: Bill Krozby getting ripped off by his boss and working below min wage but doesn't have the balls to stand up for what is legal and just
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