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  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town
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  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra did you point out the hanging midget in the forest

    Lol yes and also how the 20th century lion attacked and killed somebody immediately after they filmed it roaring.
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    I will always remember how good fuckbiscut was at helicoptering his dick

    I'd watch him masturbate beforehand too. Just a little bit, enough for a chub. But never to completion. THAT would be gay.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Probably absorbed his twin brother as a fetus. That's all that was left.

    Actually, the other man is his twin brother. They were born connected like that
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  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Heather saw jet fuel melt the steel beams
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  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Random FACT.

    Donald Trump literally has taken cold showers his entire life because his skin cant even handle lukewarm water.

    hot water removes the spray tan
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  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Anytime NIS gets exposed to the outside world is a good day.
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    More like a shitty pro life tip. Guaifenesin is for peasants.
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  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Sophie - pedophile who statutory raped a tween as a teen

    Wariat - pedophile who tried to meet up with children as a grown adult and got jail time for it

    DietPiano - junkie who abused people while working at an old folks home

    Bill Krozby - resident alcoholic wife beater/strangler, absentee father, and rapist

    Sudo - junkie and fake muslim who cheats on his spouse

    Narc - junkie who pushes junk and preys on teenagers

    Sploo - junkie who tried to stab his parents among other caustic and toxic things.

    mq - alcoholic who used to rob homes. Merely a recovering degenerate.

    Grylls - killed a man with his bare hands for stupid reason and served prison time for it

    Hydromorphone - homeless junkie who steals and is violent and toxic to the extent she's pushed everyone out of her life

    CASPER - former junkie, h dealer, arms dealer, and pimp

    Apricot - cheated on his sugar mama

    BradleyB93 - meth/rc dealer who served time for it and has been in gang shootouts

    HTS - Tranny who lives off government aid and beat up his boyfriend under a bridge. Once held a knife to some girl's throat while methed out.

    LSD - punched his mom over a cup of coffee

    Greenplastic - BIG fukin methhead smokes meth daily with his mom n his sister

    Anyone else I'm missing?
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  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie It won't rhyme. Besides it's not like you could read it.

    Sure I could. I speak fluent Dutch. Watch:

    A hingahinga dorgan, uh

    Leederhosen morgan, nuh

    Nederland spoken, yuh

    hingadinga dorgan, wow uh
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    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I actually have a huge thing planned where I'm gonna spend 2 weeks driving around Iraq just killing everyone I see until I get caught.

    NSA has joined the chat
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    Originally posted by stl1 Is that anything like Trump University?

    Yeah both are bullshit
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  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/epic-siege-mod

    Jesus no lol
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  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
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  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Says the pillow jumper who has been thrown in mental institutions

    >had to take anger management classes after strangling his girlfriend
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  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Itt faggots that don't know anything about texas

    Itt: Bill Krozby getting ripped off by his boss and working below min wage but doesn't have the balls to stand up for what is legal and just
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