2023-08-21 at 12:36 PM UTC
Like maybe the first time getting arrested? Or some ridiculous reason for getting arrested?
The first time I ever got arrested at 17, I was with my friend Mick and wed just been going from house party to house party all night, it was still early hours of the morning and were sort of drunk and just looking for a place to go smoke a joint wed cross the road sort of joking around punching eachother for a laugh...Now its not illegal to jaywalk in england so were perfectally find crossing wherever the fuck were crossing...police must of just seen us and decided to just see what were up, We saw the police abit too late they jumped on us both but I had an ounce of hash in my pocket and not wanting to get arrested I managed to get my arm free and throw the ounce away but my aim was shit and I managed to throw it at the tallest wall possible, it was one of those crazy moments where everything went a bit slow motion and the ounce just perfectly bounced straight back and landed at my feet, I got a caution and let straight back out in the morning and just met up with mick and laughed about it
Loads of other stupid shit cause ive never been arrested sober, but that one always comes to mind and i thought Id start a thread in SG for a change.
2023-08-21 at 12:38 PM UTC
yeah pretty much all of them
I have been arrested many times but never charged as I am truly innocent for I have never been part of secular society i'm like a foriegner or a indian and only the laws of God apply to me in this Godless world
2023-08-21 at 2:22 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have more outrunning the cops story's that arrest story's,, well there was this one time I got arrested at wendy's after a hippy festival,, bitch asked if I wanted anything else and I asked for spair change and she cvalled the cops on us and they came and jerked us out of the van and arrested us,, my ex hacky sak kicked a crown royal bag filled with lsd under the car next to us as they pulled her out of the passenger side of the van,, they didnt see it and the whole town was tripping as we were being held in jail and the cops were so pissed off it was funny,, and while being booked I managed to poor my valium out of the pill jar into my back pocket then requested water and I ate 20 of them and little did I know but I dropped a few and my ex saw then the next day when they took her out for questioning and she managed to pick them up and eat them, when I got released and went to get my van out of impound they searched the van again and missed the 4 ounces of weed behind the speaker in the back of the van,, they stol thousands of cash from us but we all got out in 60 days because they couldnt bust us for anything
2023-08-21 at 3:35 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Posting in a failed fishing thread
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2023-08-21 at 7:18 PM UTC
They tried but I broke the hanscuffs and ran away laughing
I'm still wearing them it's a part of mei hode it under my long sleeves
2023-08-21 at 9:24 PM UTC
My first time getting arrested was because someone called the cops on me and a couple buddies smoking weed in a field. I was 15, decided to take off on my bike. I circled the block, cut up a side trail when I saw the cop car catching up. I was turning the corner to turn on my road and a volunteer fireman heard the call on the radio and jumped out of his car and ran up and grabbed me. I almost made it home! Bitches...
That was disorderly conduct I believe I just had to pay court costs.
2023-08-22 at 2:54 AM UTC
when some of the family or friends of corrupted individuals think that someone suffers from a medical condition and thinks they will be a good target to scam hundreds of thousands of dollars from and with some sense of hope, those reported to won't be as corrupted. someone literally tried to bleep codie of fam name
2023-08-22 at 2:56 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
One time, Mr. Green and I looked eye to eye and I darted when he understood that we see eye to eye. I was tackled on my neighbors lawn and was taken to the hospital where they gave me a cigarette and a zyprexa.
