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2020-05-18 at 3:47 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!This is what it feels like when I'm the only one contributing to THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
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2020-05-17 at 5:50 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Everybody I know who is an ordained minister is a fucking weirdo who has never even married a couple.
I've thought about getting one too.
This guy has married people. He would do it hammered and it's som f the greatest footage ever. One time, while he has the couple in front of him, he just flips off a skinhead in the middle of the ceremony. The skinhead was getting pissed because the minister was making a travesty of it. Or the skinhead hated batman because the minister thought it was funny to throw n a ton of batman quotes. -
2020-05-16 at 6:16 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-16 at 4:45 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER Poast has a fucking instagram?
I think so. I forget what he posts his stuff to.
One time, at our old party house, there was Greg the fuck boi. He just loved doing drugs and banging chicks. He moved in at some point and one night, we're wasted. The party had died down and he starts showing me things on his computer. By things I mean beastiality porn. He's giving narrative over it to like, "I like this one because you can tell by the time stamp she let that dog fuck her for hours." I wasn't into it but it was entertaining to listen to why he liked it.
His rationalizations weren't always wrong. He once explained why would anybody not watch tranny porn? You're already going to be seeing a dick. Why not have hat dick attached to an attractive woman? I couldn't find a flaw in that logic. -
2020-05-16 at 4:47 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-15 at 5:59 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by STER0S so what was the prank
I have a buddy who is an ordained minister. I was going to forge his signature and marry Poast behind his back. In some states all you need to do is fill out the paper work.
Luckily my buddy is smarter than me and told me it was a bad idea. Should've been pretty funny though. -
2020-05-15 at 1:27 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I had a great idea for a prank but my buddy is saying we'll end up in prison on felony charges. Not joking but it would've been so funny. Another prank bites the dust.
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2020-05-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-14 at 6:56 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-13 at 11:56 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Niggaz is gay.
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2020-05-13 at 7:02 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!Fact #9:
https://prowrestlingstories.com/pro-wrestling-stories/the-wrestler-10-surprising-unrevealed-facts/director Darren Aronofsky briefly considered having Nicolas Cage star in the movie as Randy “The Ram” Robinson. With Cage, they believed that they’d be able to secure the funding they were aiming for.
The reason and circumstances surrounding why Cage wasn’t able to secure the role of “The Ram” has an interesting backstory, as told by Evan.
“The director tells me one day that we’re going to go pick up Nicolas Cage, and we met him in the basement of the Hammerstein Ballroom where they were having a Ring of Honor show. It was my job to show him around and introduce him to everybody.”
Nicolas Cage, who Evan says is a “super nice, down to earth guy,” didn’t know what he was walking into, and when he saw ROH, he thought it was real, thinking it was something like UFC!
Evan remembers, “It was a great night of wrestling. Nigel McGuiness, Bryan Danielson…”
After all this, the crew had a meeting and it was determined that Nicolas Cage looked too healthy for the role. At the time, he was in his early-to-mid-40s and in good physical shape and that’s when it was agreed that Mickey Rourke would be a better fit for the role.
“[Director Darren Aronofsky] actually went with the less marketable actor because he wanted to create the movie that he envisioned, and he stuck to his guns and much respect. A different director would have gone for the money!” -
2020-05-13 at 1:46 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I hate all of you. I was out of town for three days. Looking forward to coming back to the longest thread on the internet. What do I find? Nothing. No wonder Guiness or CrowBar aren't acknowledging the lengendariousness of this thread. It has no heart.
This is like that movie Remember the Titans where Cuba Gooding Jr. disrespects white people to get what he wants. But the opposite.
Fuck it. I'll do it live. -
2020-05-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one posting shit in this thread.
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2020-05-09 at 6:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-09 at 6 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Oh my god. Rewatching that crowbar video... Imagining we were doing it on acid. That shit is hilarious sober.
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2020-05-09 at 5:57 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER #ButtholeLife
You have no idea how accurate that is to coming up with the name on acid. We were on some video chatting site and posted a girl in front of the camera asking for people to show us their buttholes. Maybe 4 or 5 people all on acid. It was harder than thought to get to see someones butthole. We found a different, dirtier chat site and the first guy on there showed us his butthole. We figured that was too easy and went back to the easier site.
The girl had on a bear hat with ears and we slowly grew it into a bit about how the endangered butthole bear is starving. Show us your butthole. I think we finally had one guy show us and we went into the living room to fry on TV. The gayest metal band was on MTV2 hosting the sunday metal music video show. We were on full gay butthole mode so this band, Crowbar, just came off gay ass fuck. They played one of their songs, "All I Had I Gave". He's like right in front of the camera, veins popping in his neck looking like he's taking a dick.
One guy there, it was his first time taking acid. Poast asked him what does he think about it. He says, "I don't know man. All I can think is butthole butthole butthole."
The stripper who was hanging out with us bounced before the LSD kicked in. You know how acid transforms time and you can walk through a door and it's an entirely different setting so your feeling changes? Someone mentioned I wonder what that girl is doing. We died laughing realizing she's peaking right now and who knows where she is.
So yeah. The butthole ladies came from butthole, gay jokes and mostly I got the idea from crowbar. The Butthole Ladies were inspired by a shitty heavy metal band. On acid.
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2020-05-08 at 3:27 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-08 at 12:16 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-08 at 12:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-07 at 11:50 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
