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2017-01-02 at 2:25 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.epoch time is best timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-02 at 1:17 AM UTC in When you've had 3 or 4 drinks
Originally posted by Merlin Right now I'll have a Manhattan.
Funny I just finished mine. Also if you are going to day drink try making a Morning Meeting. Its a Manhattan in coffee. Good drink.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-31 at 4:16 AM UTC in ANTI-SEMITIC FIASCO
Originally posted by cerakote whats wrong with jedis? antisemitism is fucking gay and everyone with a western european background and white skin should be proud of their ancestry
its fact that most of the western european countries descended from the lost 10 tribes
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2016-12-31 at 2:33 AM UTC in constant fatigueSounds like you're doing everything right, eating safe, delicious and hygienic processed foods, living the lifestyle of a natural aristocrat, avoiding dangerous and onerous physical activity, expanding your consciousness on our internet, and refraining from reproduction. I think the problem might be your own inferior goyish genetic makeup. Have you considered taking prescription medicines?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-23 at 10:25 AM UTC in Cooking pizza rolls without them bursting openAnd hey, I'm sorry if I offended you, but you really should try to eat healthier than pizza rolls. Especially if you're special snowflake level depressed. A better diet helped my depression tons. It'll help you too because I say so.
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2016-12-23 at 1:38 AM UTC in How do I make friends?Grim lad. You'll end up being a father to one of his kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-22 at 11:28 PM UTC in Since men can never hit women...
Originally posted by blackbird Sex and gender are two different things. Yes, you’re physically male if you have a penis, but that doesn’t make you a man.
It is not false that sex and gender are two different things. But you do seem to surpass the obvious difference between the attitudes regarding them. Your sex (or is it gender?) is a product of chromosome combinations and determines if you will be a child bearer or an inseminator. This is the reality regardless of the social construct of gender. Current beliefs of gender are based solely on identity and have no physical or factual basis on a biological level. This is why many are having a difficult time agreeing that gender is even a legitimate thing. Much like others in this thread said, I can run around on all fours, bark and eat dog food I am still a human.
To put it another way let us say an individual was born in India. They grew up in India and were surrounded by indian culture. We would say this persons nationality is Indian. But in this individuals mind their National Identity is that they are not of Indian descent at all. They, though being born in india, raised in india and surrounded by indian culture, have come to the conclusion they they are an Italian! In our day that is a rather insane thought. To think that you are something by "identity" and expecting others to accommodate you in an identity built of your own perception that wholly disregards the reality and circumstances that are directing your life.
But no, this Trans-Italians plight is seen and answered. Clinics open up with procedures to dye the skin the color of the individuals "National Identity" and though extremely risky this procedure is encouraged even though "Trans national" rates of suicide are actually higher after the procedure.
And we cannot forget that these rates of suicide in trans nationals could never be due to mental illness or defective psycology and must always be reinforces that the rate is higher because of their status as an oppressed people. Even though the suicide rates among all other minority groups who face similar levels of oppression are drastically lower.
And it would be a travesty and outrage when, during the olympic games, these trans nationals are unallowed to compete for the nation of their national identity rather the nation of their nationality. So we would accommodate and say "what is nationality anyway? is it not an archaic social construct? Isnt there a history of oppression surrounding this?" We must move forward and allow the Trans Nigerians to compete for Nigeria and so forth. To not do so would be a violation of our most basic human rights.
In time it comes to be that nationality as a simple and reasonable system of identification is plain wrong. It comes to be that even being a "nationalist" is something to be ashamed of because it is at its core "transphobic". Nationality is replaced by the idea of National Identity. Some people identify as a Russian though they reside in iceland. A resident of somalia becomes canadian overnight. Others believe that National Identity itself can be too restrictive and therefore become nationals of Middle Earth or Tatooine. There are even individuals who identify as Zeta Reticulations. And of course the nationally fluid must be accomodated, and people from day to day swap their national identity to whatever best suits the time.
And in the end, when the change is made and we have patted ourselves on our backs for reconstructing nationality as national identity and accepting national fluidity a realization will dawn. A feeling will slowly sink in. When all is said and done no one really knows "who" they are anymore. -
2016-12-18 at 7:12 AM UTC in why are white people so nerdy?Nerdyness is a sign of intelligence.
You never see nerdy negros. And if by some chance you do find a negro who truly is a nerd they will have been totally rejected by their negro peers for their nerdyness and the intelligence perceived because of it.
You do not see this problem with whites. And while there are highschool tropes of nerdy kids being beat up it is not nearly as severe as the isolation and aggression their negro counterparts encounter.
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2016-12-18 at 5:04 AM UTC in Crippling alcoholics threadOf course not, I would simply desist from citing that study in support of my views. :smug:The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-17 at 6:47 AM UTC in a deplorable aware I have epilepsy tweeted a strobe at me with the message "you deserve a seizure' on it...http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/12/twitter-used-to-attack-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-triggering-seizure/
For the second time this year, someone has apparently used Twitter to attack journalist Kurt Eichenwald by exploiting his epilepsy. In October, he revealed in Newsweek that a Trump supporter had attempted to induce a seizure via Twitter with an epileptogenic cartoon. Fortunately for Eichenwald, he was able to drop his iPad face-down in time.
Yesterday, someone evidently tried again. According to a series of tweets from Eichenwald's account, they succeeded this time.
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2016-12-16 at 3:34 AM UTC in Oh boy. 1 billion user accounts compromised in latest Yahoo hack.
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2016-12-10 at 7:25 AM UTC in In the interest of transparency(ATTN:Lanny)
Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes i feel like the little dude that runs around town trying to tell everyone the dike is about to give way and drown all the villagers and everyone is like: Yeah yeah Jimmy, shut the fuck up. And then everyone drowns.
Yeah flooding and dikes, it's a Dutch thing you wouldn't understand.
The story about the little boy sticking his finger in the dyke is actually fairly well known here in the US, for some reason.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in revenge
Originally posted by Merlin Mein nigga
Mein neger*
But yeah i am basically teh Unabomber, probably as smart too. Ho ho ho!
Originally posted by RisiR Did you post a tutorial about that bomb or was that something else?
Zoklet, the cast AP putty on a slope with half inch ball bearings for MAX PAYNE. It was in reference to a car bomb on ZOklet but the design principles would remain the same save for the detonation mechanism.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-09 at 4:14 PM UTC in Selling a game account, buyer wants bank transfer.If the transaction is between two different institutions, there is a delay, to verify if there is sufficient funds to complete the transfer. If there is insufficient funds, the transaction is cancelled, but this could occur days after the transfer was initiated (and possibly already credited). Don't ship the item until sufficient funds have been verified.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-09 at 1:47 PM UTC in i wish i had real friends
Originally posted by cerakote looking up criminal things, someone posted about zoklet (which is ded), which led me to totse (which is also ded), which led me to here, and i like it here
>zoklet is dead
no wai
Just goofing around i think this will be the right time to tell you a little something about our history.
Genesis
In the beginning there was darkness and Cerf-Khan said: Let there be internet! And so it was. People from all over rejoiced and marveled at Their creation. Soon enough, they had a following of loyal Techpriest Enginseers, and their power was great indeed. For they shared in the Grace of Khan. The most powerful of Techpriests went by the name Jeff Hunter and it was He who spawned The Temple of the Screaming Electron. Acceptance reigned supreme as no one was excluded, save for the few individuals who did not know how to operate Dial Up internet connections and connect to text based BBS'. And honestly who needs stupid people in a community that thrives on information anyway?
For twenty years straight, from before the existence of chans, TOTSE reigned supreme. But alas, it was not meant to last. I wish i could tell you an ebin story of how TOTSE died in a blaze of glory, yet it would be nought but a lie, for it was laziness and underaged titties that did the great Jeff Hunter in. He posted a TATA FOR NOW and that was the end of it...
Totse, a new hope
Zok was an unassuming junior Techpriest in the employ of the great Jeff Hunter but he had a great destiny, set by Cerf-Khan all those years ago. For it would be he who would set up our new Promised Land. Long had Zok dabbled in the art of forum creation and when such time came he knew it would be him to heed the call. At the end of totse and at the bottom of the now legendary "TATA FOR NOW" post Hunter directed the denizens of Totse to their new home in a final act of benevolence.
The great migration
Many were lost in these times and so it has been ever more. As a general rule we lose half of our userbase each migration. In the past this was no different. Needless to say our community has been decimated over the years.
Prosperity
We had a good run with Zoklet while it lasted.
The Great War
Over the years Zok had assembled an army of admins, super moderators and moderators to keep the plebs in check. Needless to say this caused a lot of friction, there's a lot of stuff here but it comes down to the fact that the Zoklet administration had grown elements of a dictatorship, spear-headed by yours truly. Besides, our community has never been one for respecting authority, so in a lot of ways this was inevitable.
(inb4spectral)
Era of Strife
And lo, a DOX was cast which would topple the once mighty Zok. How the mighty have fallen the public decried. And as catastrophe was about to befall our community once more people sought refuge in the ancient texts of Khan that said a mighty profit would champion the cause of The Temple.
Many tried and failed, there was one particularly dramatic episode with Arnox and IntoSanctuary. Idio and Redfern were hit by a DOX as well. LLZ another spawn of my and some weird tranny's making fell to the forces of my allies when i switched side to Redfern.
Peace at last
It was then when a young computer programmer from San Francisco rolled a pirated copy of vB5 onto a pentium 60 personal computer from the 90's and spake thusly:
NO MODS! NO MANAGERS!
And here we are, peace at last.
Further reading on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I would link the articles but they're getting DDoS'd lel.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-09 at 5:03 AM UTC in revenge
Originally posted by cerakote If they're a close friend, then nothing. If you try and get even you'll hate yourself for it. The first natural response is making them experience what they made you experience but once you do that, then what? Sure you got fucked over, but now theyre fucked just as bad, youre both hurt and bitter, and you lost a friend.
However, if they're some random dickhead, show no mercy. I cant wait for the day some upstart fuckboy tries to rob me for my shit. I'm trashing that nigger. I see this one sleazy ass wigger posting on his snapchat all the time with a tool in his hand talking about hitting licks on people, and boy, it's gonna be so satisfying to put a bullet in him when he tries to stick me up for a couple hundred worth of L.
Its only gonna get worse when the kitties start cooking up crank
If your close friends are jumping you and bashing your car I'd say you have a friend problem.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-09 at 3:21 AM UTC in Growing mushrooms gourmetBeen thinking about this. Growing thems pretty easy and you can sell them to grocery stores and restaurants. Even if you cant make good side cash its still tasty, cheap, healthy ,and plentiful foodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-07 at 5:23 PM UTC in Thinking about taking in a hot 12yo Syrian refugeegood luck waking up with your throat partially slit and all your shit goneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-07 at 8:39 AM UTC in Thinking about taking in a hot 12yo Syrian refugee
"the fastest 14-year old in sweden"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-03 at 3:48 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by Ajax Nobody can be banned from space.
Actually, that's not true. "The Outer Space Treaty", formally the "Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies", bans harvesters from doing their thing in space. Yes, the Thought Police, or in this case, the Mineral Police, have already been there, too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
