2016-12-23 at 9:52 AM UTC
If you're making them in the microwave, stick a glass of water in there. It'll keep the rolls moist and stop them from expanding to a bursting point, as they'll hold the lava better. You can also use this to send some stale bread back in time.
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2016-12-23 at 10:14 AM UTC
If you're making pizza rolls in the mic you better be max drunk. Soggy ass cringe rolls.
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2016-12-23 at 10:16 AM UTC
If you're making pizza rolls period you better be max drunk.
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2016-12-23 at 10:18 AM UTC
Now that's just downright rude.
2016-12-23 at 10:23 AM UTC
I encourage you switch to tofu with cheese powder. It's much better for your chakras.
2016-12-23 at 10:25 AM UTC
And hey, I'm sorry if I offended you, but you really should try to eat healthier than pizza rolls. Especially if you're special snowflake level depressed. A better diet helped my depression tons. It'll help you too because I say so.
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2016-12-23 at 10:35 AM UTC
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2016-12-23 at 10:38 AM UTC
I AM SO DEEPLY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW.
*makes 3000 pizza rolls to cope*
I understand the aspect of diet as it relates to depression. Again, there's the patronizing. I should take a fucking walk too; I know.
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2016-12-23 at 10:39 AM UTC
Well if you're going to see somebody to feel better about yourself and your life, you might as well try the rest of it. All I see is escapism in pizza rolls.
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2016-12-23 at 11:04 AM UTC
Wrap them in cellophane first
2016-12-23 at 11:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
NIGGER I AM TRIGGERED.
I make pizza rolls in the oven, occasionally. Don't fuck with me. A boy can enjoy pizza rolls. I inquired about their GODDAMNED BURSTING.
Perhaps this is a problem exclusive to fat FUCKS.
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2016-12-23 at 11:36 AM UTC
MQ is pudgy.
Eating the amount off pizza rolls he does is akin to literally eating tendies. He’s an undeveloped man-child.
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2016-12-23 at 12:11 PM UTC
Look how hard you want me to be shitty. This is identical to you getting triggered when that alt said Bill Krozby is hot.
Really though I am pudgy. What's cool? I've lost 8 pounds in the last 2 weeks. I'm getting back into ULTIMATE FORM and you're gonna have no choice but to love it. XD
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2016-12-23 at 4:12 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^lol its true mq is pudgy and I was going to mention it, but i figured it went without saying and I don't feel the need to bash him on everything he says. (like some of you frothy cucks)
though to be honest the first thing I thought about when I read the title was ebagger valium fueled food shit posting.
He even did make a thread about eating pizza rolls I remember. The quintessential fat boi food.
Though I'm proud of ebagger he's gotten his shit together and dropped a lot of the weight (suboxone is a hell of a drug)
this thread got pretty funny
But seriously though mq, have you thought about stepping out of your comfort zone food wise?
Personally I've gotten kinda pudgy within the last year, lot of pizza, lasagna, and beer. So I'm trying to turn that around and I'm trying to drop as many carbs and sugary drinks as possible.
I've been eating a lot of salads, cucumbers with hot sauce, fish, chicken recently. I'm hoping that the beer is most of my problem, because I love to eat. I love to drink too, but I'm sure i could drink better things like liquor or wine.
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2016-12-23 at 7:29 PM UTC
make chese sanwich
wrap in breadpaper
puot in toaster untill paper starts burrning
???
buyt u gotta buotter both sides
2016-12-23 at 8:13 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^nah too many carbs with the bread
2016-12-23 at 8:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore
And hey, I'm sorry if I offended you, but you really should try to eat healthier than pizza rolls. Especially if you're special snowflake level depressed. A better diet helped my depression tons. It'll help you too because I say so.
You are what you eat. I only eat Comet Pizza with (((mystery meat))) topping. This is why despite being a 140 year old wizard I am as supple as a newborn.
For real though eat some vegetables nigga. If you don't shit twice a day you're doing it wrong.
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2016-12-23 at 8:31 PM UTC
Also mmQ you should invent pizza roll extract.
2016-12-23 at 9:34 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^it's already been invented, they call it, LIQUID ASS!
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