Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol funny story, not my story but fubi told it to me, twice he was accused of rape and had to go to court for it him and SEVERAL other guys for gang rape at a party, and the girl just told the cops she was gang raped but was actually just a drunk slut and didn't want to lose her bf she cheated on.
Even ask opulus about his time in the army, same exact thing, but the pigs typically are more than likely side with the guy because they know so many women just make shit up, even the female pigs don't give a fuck about that.
About seven years ago I was seeing this girl and she was kind of annoying but didn't mind that I was a stupid drunk that just wanted to fuck her face and watch horror movies. She actually really liked me but was extremely jealous if we were in public and I just merely spoke to another girl.. I eventually got sick of it and while messed up on valium and about to go do my community service downtown I packed her shit in a shoe box and dropped it off with her hott sister and she called me up while she was working (she was a keyboarding teacher for a middle school) and was crying and stuff asking why im doing this.
Later that night I was still pretty messed up from the valium and sippin a forty and called her up and said I was sorry and to let me comeover and let me go undone in her mouth, i need to feel the same again..
I don't know I guess I was just really messed up but I was talking mad shit (especially back then I had really bad tact talking while drinking and its my big mouth that gets me into trouble) and I said something pretty messed up about her sister and she slapped me and I through my forty at the wall and she said she was sorry and fell down on her knees before me and blew me to completion but because I was so fucked up from the benzos i still kept talking shit to the point where she called her neighbor to come over and I didn't want to leave I was so fucking messed up I don't think I could of safely driven home or not get arrested. So I had these two girls trying to pull the covers off my naked body.
The neighbor called the cops saying yeah this idiot wont leave and I was like shit I guess I'll leave.. and got dressed really quick because I didn't want to deal with the cops and bolted but when I was driving out of the complex the cops pulled right in front of me and arrested me, the put me in the back of the car and I could read on their dash computer that I was being detained for sexual assault and I was like holy shit this is not good..
they didn't take me downtown like they have always done but took me to some other precinct.. this was like at 4 in the morning and there was like nobody there except a sexy detective, they made me take of my shirt and took pictures of me and swabbed my mouth for my dna and took my phone and probably saw tons of stuff of girls i've spoke to online and pictures of my dick balls and ass.
But yeah they sent in this sexy detective in a mini skirt and she was guiding me through the interview.. so whats the deal you didn't actually orally rape her, she's upset because you're using her as a piece ass, something quick and easy, and I was yeah pretty much so she told me to delete the girls number and never talk to her, and I was yeah I'm fine with that this is all kinda bullshit and so they drove me back to my car at this point it was like seven the morning so i purchased another adult beverage and went home and called it a day..
3 days later I get a call and don't recognize the number and I'm like "hello?" and its this girl crying saying "DOUG I MISS YOU!" and I was like who is this and she was like "ITS LAUREN!!" and I was like "I have to go now… I was told to not talk to you.."
but yeah she falsely accused me of rape
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Originally posted by Box Wine
Lol it's even on the paperwork that it wasn't my fault
It doesn't really even matter. Fact is you made the choice to drink, then to get into your vehicle. This was completely avoidable but retards like you think they will save 20 fucking dollars on a taxi and risk driving
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Originally posted by WellHung
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sudo fucks niggers, and sucks nigger dick, too.
There once was a man named Mattchew on his belly a Rosanne tattoo the only time he gets blown because he can't find a home is when he sticks his tiny dick in a vacuum
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