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  1. G4LM African Astronaut
    Attack of the show was literally the best show on television at the time, FUCK. Get out of my thread.
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  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Holy fuck I can't even
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  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    05-07 and MAYBE 08 were the best years of G4TV. You are fucking delusional and should probably just jump off a bridge
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You really should just stop posting

    I will stop posting in this thread once my body uncringes itself from all this talk of early 2000s G4TV being considered anything even remotely resembling a semblance of something that isnt an utter and complete rotting sack of wet hair-filled steaming yellow shit. Unreal.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    02-04 was far and away the shittiest 3 years of G4TV out of all the other shitty ones.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    G4TV rofl rofl omg what a fucking LOSER!!
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that makes perfect sense that you would have watched g4tv lmfao what a dipshit
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  8. However, his funeral service is on SEPTEMBER 11TH

    DON'T TELL ME DIS AIN'T GOT MAD SKILLS YO


    HOW A NIGGA LIIIIIIVED
    !!!!!
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Does anyone know anything for sure??

    s did 9/11
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i was walking to get my morning coffee and there was a sketchy homeless dude that kept turning his body away from me looking like he was trying to conceal a crack pipe or a gun so I was keeping my eye on him staying frosty as I walked past he got up, wrapped a HUMAN FOOT in a plastic bag and briskly walked away
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Kolokol, the fent gas that the spetznaz used in the Moscow theater siege
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  12. So as most of you know for the past 11 months I have been getting rid of all the bullshit drugs I was doing before. I quit nicotine, Crouton, poppy seed tea, meth, weed, and have drastically reduced my benzo consumption to the point where it doesn't interfere with my normal functioning at all (and am still working at getting that down). Also I spent a long ass time mourning decisions that I made during the time period previous to that and everything I lost because of those decisions. I'm now at a point where, although it is still painful, I am beginning to accept the things that happened and that they are now in the past and that there is nothing I can do about them now. I've realized a lot about myself and spent countless hours and days analyzing everything that I did wrong, the shitty, selfish attitudes that I held that lead me to make those decisions, and I think I am in a position now that I can realistically decide my next course of action in life.

    The three most promising options that I have right now are:

    A. Go work as an electrician for a contractor company. This would be a good job and I could make like $25 an hour but it wouldn't be too intellectually stimulating, and the path kind of ends making not a whole lot more than that (I think). Also I would probably not fit in too well in the environment, although it wouldn't be a total dealbreaker.

    B. Go to a web development boot camp for 4 months and try my best to assimilate myself into that culture. I could make a little more money with this job, but I'm not sure I care much for web development, so maybe it'd be fun and maybe not. But the positives of this would be that I could get into a job (and normal adult life for my age) relatively soon as long as I stayed sober and applied myself.

    C. Go back to the university I was attending before, as I could start again in about 4 months, and majoring in cognitive science. I've already decided I'm not doing engineering. I like the math but I don't really care for the engineering aspect of it and I don't want to be put in another situation where I am competing against people who are willing to give up their entire lives for the subject. The cogsci program seems really fucking interesting. It's essentially the science of how the mind works which is something I have always been interested in, mixed in with a little computer science (not as rigorous as an EE or CS degree), a little psychology and biology. You can take classes about AI and machine learning and will definitely learn some coding.

    The cons of this degree that I've read people talking about are mostly that it is not as rigorous as a CS degree and so people say that while the classes are very interesting, most of them are interested in doing data analysis and things like that so they end up going with a more rigorous degree. However, it seems that you can get a lot of different jobs with a cogsci degree and the school that I would be attending has a good name. Graduates of their bachelors programs generally get good jobs in a lot of different fields.

    I'd also get paid to go to school and complete this or any degree, so I can do it for free. I'm gonna be like fucking 35 by the time I graduate, but that's just where I'm at in life right now and I wish I had done it a little younger but can't change the past now. I also look like I'm like 25 and handsome again now that I'm clean(ish) so I could probably bang a few college girls while I'm there.

    As it stands I see no reason to not go with this option.

    idk what do you negroes think?
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  13. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I threw out the rest of my meth and my psychedelics that I hadn't really used yet in a fit of paranoia, but that's not necessarily a bad thing because I clearly cannot trust myself to not freakout on them anymore.

    We know
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    >not playing on a PC

    fucking n00b
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If it makes you feel any better I only used it against Fonaplats

    He came online yesterday right as I was pouring lava everywhere. He came online as the lava was still flowing and I quickly picked it up and said I was there all morning fixing it

    And then he thanked me and gave me admin lololol
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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Wrong!

    He just sent me a PM yesterday. I sent him a PM in July and got a reply yesterday. He’s good, just has a lot going on.
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  17. Originally posted by Obbe Are you going to share the seed?

    yea open ur mouth lmao
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  18. BobDob99999 Yung Blood
    It's not burning someone's roof off or making some parrots that is an issue. The problem is that it is a survival server, and as Inormally do on survival - I played heavily trying to gather materials and build systems to bring my peoples a better future always striving bigly for more and now he has basically turned it to creative mode for himself and anyone that wants admin. The dung-beetle discovered admin abilities and trolls by teleporting me to the middle of nowhere surrounded by mobs so that I am doomed to die and lose all the XP I was building to make enchanted books. So if we can't troll and grief eachother with the same abilities, that is not legit.

    No I don't want admin, I would just go play creative mode in solo player if I wanted to spawn anything at my whim. In survival mode you tend to build useful functional things that further your causes, and that's how I like to play. There is no use or reason to build canals, paths, tunnels, or aquaducts if you can just prance around in no-clip or teleport anywhere you want. Why did I spend hours gathering iron and diamonds if admin is just going to make giant towers out of diamond and gold blocks that will be looted? Now there is a ton of bullshit materials squirreled away on the map.

    So I 'work hard' to build up and now it's like, oh , what I built in the last week can be done in an hour now . And then I start thinking how else I could have been spending my time
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  19. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the actual method isn't that hard as far as I understand it, just takes a LOT of industrial capacity and raw materials


    chemical weapons are a much better option for the home doomsday enthusiast

    I was thinking of a concept for a short story where someone creates a demon-core and shielded it on one side to protect them but open end on the opposite side .. Like having a costume on with lined lead and pushing a Mexican ice cream cart while poisoning people walking down the street with almost 100% certain fatality.. any army of these ice cream cart people pushing demon seed carts in costumes, poisoning people at carnival events or county fairs. It takes a few days to notice the I'll effect 😒 😬 😈
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  20. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by park police What if I don't have one, and I just smoke crack under a bridge every day, waiting for a chance to have an excuse to kill someone like you and I can't be traced due to not having an address or knowing anyone and nobody knows what I look like or who I am?

    I could be the serial killer version of WellHung for all you know and I might just dart you with something that's active in microgram quantities so you're completely incapacitated, and then rape you till your asshole falls out

    Wow that was extraordinarily gay
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