Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-08-15 at 11:16 PM UTC in Nicknames for my cat
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Mr Ogama
2. 2019-08-15 at 11:14 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   I bet we'll get megacucked by the writers and it'll turn out to really be a suicide, but the conspiracy was to take him off suicide watch.
3. 2019-08-15 at 11 PM UTC in Big Trouble In Little China
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun Never saw it but I think the sequel is being filmed now in Hong Kong.

   
   Joke would work better if they invaded Taiwan
4. 2019-08-15 at 10:59 PM UTC in Big Trouble In Little China
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls that old sorcerer guy with the long nails

   
   Oh yeah Lo Pan is a GOAT villain
5. 2019-08-15 at 10:39 PM UTC in Big Trouble In Little China
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls used to scare the fuck out of me when i watched it as a kid

   
   What scared you about it?
6. 2019-08-15 at 10:34 PM UTC in Big Trouble In Little China
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   I really like this film, it is one of my all time favourites. Have you watched it? If so, how do you feel about it? If not, I recommend it.
7. 2019-08-15 at 9:10 PM UTC in I'm Transgeneral
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls with what you cricket playing punjab nonce

   
   A sickle faggot
8. 2019-08-15 at 9:06 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Also pretty much nobody uses heroin medically any more. Lol.
9. 2019-08-15 at 9:05 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Recreationally*
10. 2019-08-15 at 7:16 PM UTC in I'm Transgeneral
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls paki bastard

    
    Shut the fuck up I'll cut your head off cunt!
11. 2019-08-15 at 7:03 PM UTC in Good luck thread for sploobob frumpants!
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Well done wagecuck. Call me when you start your first business.
12. 2019-08-15 at 7:01 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ What happens if you're standing on the part of the universe where it split, with one leg on each side?

    
    In a way, you always are.
13. 2019-08-15 at 7:01 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I want some branches of whatever you're smoking too.

    
    DMT carts are like $50 on DNMs.
14. 2019-08-15 at 7 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Correction, I don't think the split was 2016 per se. Splits are always happening. But it's usually gradual. However 2016 was a major point of decoherence. Or maybe it's just my biased perspective from this timeline.
15. 2019-08-15 at 6:57 PM UTC in Animal Crossing sucks and is for 6 year olds
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Having infinite time.
    
    Just NEET things.

    
    You're not supposed to sit down and grind Animal Crossing you god damn retard. It's like a digital bonsai. You log in every day to tend to your town rather than necessarily play it extensively. You set targets and achieve them systematically. Every once in a while you log in, play some minigames to boost your movement towards other goals. If you don't log in for too long, shit goes awry like a plant.
    
    Maybe you don't have any interest in a "management" type game or maybe you're just too undisciplined, idk. Either way it's obviously not for you, go back to playing The Sims and turn your brain off.
16. 2019-08-15 at 6:51 PM UTC in Good luck thread for sploobob frumpants!
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Stop shitting up my thread with your worthless thoughts

    
    Wait did Roshambo get the job or Sploo. I thot u guys were gay homies or smth.
17. 2019-08-15 at 6:50 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
    

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    I think this arc has a happy ending. There are some branches where it doesn't but those are rare.
18. 2019-08-15 at 6:49 PM UTC in EPSTEIN SUICIDE
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I am enjoying this timeline. True Trump is retarded but it seems like 2016 was where the universe split. Us all, we're probably in one of those 2-35% branches of the wavefunction of the universe. The other set of universes is probably mostly boring as shit. There are probably some branches where we are at war with Russia because of Hillary or some shit and Epstein never hits the media mainstream again because his good friend Bill quells it and buddy Trump invests in Lolita Express Inc with him.
    
    But in this one, I'm pretty hopeful that justice will be served. Nobody likes pedos. Your regular FBI Agent Joe Average fucking hates pedos. He probably got into this job to put his knee in scumbags' backs like them. This is one you can't make go away any more. You can try. You can kill Epstein. You can intimidate commanders. You can use your full financial force to bear down on dissenters. But this is something the people involvee live for. It's one of the few things they'd die for.
19. 2019-08-15 at 6:39 PM UTC in Animal Crossing sucks and is for 6 year olds
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Your mother sucks and is for six year olds.
20. 2019-08-15 at 6:37 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    True, you need to be brain damaged to use heroin in the first place