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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i feel like everything i do is in vain because i smoke and drink coffee all day long

    No dude then it's more important for you than anyone. At the very least you should make a habit of swishing water around after you smoke or drink coffee, just make sure nothing is hanging out on your teeth and gums.
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    Pro tip 1: if you don't floss, buy flossy toothpicks and leave some on your desk, you'll be fiddling around with them and keeping your teeth clean in no time. I recommend the ribbon floss kind, and quality does make a difference.
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    How is your oral hygiene nigga?

    I brush in the morning, floss throughout the day to get out any food I eat, swish water around in my mouth to get out most of the stuff.

    Then at night it's floss>waterpik>brush>mouthwash.

    Oral hygiene is super important because oral pain is the worst fucking pain in the universe.
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    I think God exists and he's a cosmic Rotten Tomatoes.
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    Alcoholocaust.
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    Bar name suggestions time
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    Buy a lottery ticket
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie You any good on the Piano Lan Man Fam?

    Lanny has no musical talent or he would be strumming his mom's pussy rather than a keyboard.
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    Nobody wants to save the pedos dude, you do you. The faster you leave this mortal coil the safer the kids are.
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo both epic and uncharacteristic

    Are you having a heated gamer moment bro.
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    Effegt

    Affegt
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    Salivation
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I didn't know Urdu shared the script of arabic although I did know hindi, sanskrit aand urdu were similar. I guess it's all context specific but there are a bunch of Indians and Paki's who know arabic and not so many arabs who know hindu or urdu. Farsi seems about as useful as urdu to me. You will also find people who do not speak english but speak arabic but I have yet to find anyone locally who cannot speak english but speaks urdu (although I have hindu).

    I know I personally (or really anyone I can think of) would not have any use for learning Urdu but being who I am and having interactions with Arabs/Levantians on an almost daily basis, arabic has been extremely useful. Arabs run small businesses and import/export like a motherfucker and are notorious with the favoritism (I forget the actual arabic word) and cronyism so they'll pick a muslim who can speak some arabic (or can at least pick up what's being said between them) over the next man. I had one arab basically repent to me that seeing me has made him feel ashamed of distancing himself from his culture and religion. Of the 3 main dialects one is typically more formal and for business and one is casual (and also used in business). Come to think of it I imagine the Japanese business culture would have a different dialect and pattern than typical Japanese.

    Anyways, to each their own but I've never imagined a use for Urdu in North America. The only pakistani I respect enough to learn their name (although I respect him a very great deal) speaks arabic and english. Same with Nigerians I know, they both speak arabic and english. Met some Malays too who speak arabic and english but never in my life have I ever met anyone who had Urdu as a second or even third or fourth language so I'm going to just go ahead and assume your fecal tongued mother language is going the way of the latino

    Didn't read.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah because that's why Jamal and Shiquanda are having kids

    Get the fuck out of here…

    Fucking lol

    Yeah it's not like the most primal biological drive for all living creatures or anything.
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why anyone would choose to have kids is beyond me.

    "Guys. Guys. I'm so enlightened... I can't understand natural selection."
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, I'm surprised that CF doesn't get that. Probably because he' an idealist liberal seoerated feom reality on wheede.

    Also it's Shinquanda*


    Buddy, do you think some people don't have a poor perception of you for EVERYTHING you do simply because you've never adopted a negro baby?

    Or do you never do anything that is going to be perceived poorly by some people? If so, both of you sound like the ultimate cucks.
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In an ideal world that should be the case, however it's not an ideal world and how you are viewed by society and your peers can have severe detrimental effects on the quality of your life.

    Simply a name such as "Shaquanda" for example can lose you a job before you even interview for it…

    Sure but that only goes up to a point. After that point you tell people to go fuck themselves. How you choose to have kids is so far past that point that any man who lets it affect them is no man at all. And if the issue is racism, that's something that should change. Simple.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good mooseleems dont read quran.

    they memorize it.

    Without understanding it.
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