EPSTEIN SUICIDE

1. 2019-08-15 at 9:26 AM UTC

   #161
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I've never seen a Muslim baby.
2. 2019-08-15 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #162
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never seen a Muslim baby.

   
   Muslims literally believe every child is born a Muslim.
3. 2019-08-15 at 9:33 AM UTC

   #163
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I've never seen a Muslim babby.

   
   *Muslim's babby? I dont think a babby can inherently prescribe to a religion.
4. 2019-08-15 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #164
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You guys are smart.
5. 2019-08-15 at 10:42 AM UTC

   #165
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ *Muslim's babby? I dont think a babby can inherently prescribe to a religion.

   
   then you'd be wrong.
6. 2019-08-15 at 10:53 AM UTC

   #166
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Babies are inherently Zoroastrian
7. 2019-08-15 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #167
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Muslims literally believe every child is born a Muslim.

   
   So do jedis and some Christian denominations
8. 2019-08-15 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #168
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Believing in Santa doesn't mean Santa is real.
9. 2019-08-15 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #169
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Believing in Santa doesn't mean Santa is real.

   
   Oh the irony
10. 2019-08-15 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #170
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM Oh the irony

    
    You don't even know what the word means
    
    Fucking lol.
11. 2019-08-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #171
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Like Goldy or bronzy only made of iron
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12. 2019-08-15 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #172
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's now come out that there were broken bones found in Epstein's neck, bones which experts are going on record as saying are common to strangulation, rather than hanging. Screams were also reported to have been heard coming from Epstein's cell moments before his death.
13. 2019-08-15 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #173
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's now come out that there were broken bones found in Epstein's neck, bones which experts are going on record as saying are common to strangulation, rather than hanging. Screams were also reported to have been heard coming from Epstein's cell moments before his death.

    
    
    The experts said there’s a higher likelihood for those broken bones to come from strangulation, but, it is possible to sustain these injuries from hanging as well.
    
    I’m no conspiracy theory nut, but I definitely believe there was foul play involved here.
14. 2019-08-15 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #174
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I suppose that the next thing that happens is some low level idiot dies and is blamed for the whole thing.
15. 2019-08-15 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #175
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I suppose that the next thing that happens is some low level idiot dies and is blamed for the whole thing.

    
    Wouldn’t that be convenient.
16. 2019-08-15 at 6:49 PM UTC

    #176
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I am enjoying this timeline. True Trump is retarded but it seems like 2016 was where the universe split. Us all, we're probably in one of those 2-35% branches of the wavefunction of the universe. The other set of universes is probably mostly boring as shit. There are probably some branches where we are at war with Russia because of Hillary or some shit and Epstein never hits the media mainstream again because his good friend Bill quells it and buddy Trump invests in Lolita Express Inc with him.
    
    But in this one, I'm pretty hopeful that justice will be served. Nobody likes pedos. Your regular FBI Agent Joe Average fucking hates pedos. He probably got into this job to put his knee in scumbags' backs like them. This is one you can't make go away any more. You can try. You can kill Epstein. You can intimidate commanders. You can use your full financial force to bear down on dissenters. But this is something the people involvee live for. It's one of the few things they'd die for.
17. 2019-08-15 at 6:50 PM UTC

    #177
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I think this arc has a happy ending. There are some branches where it doesn't but those are rare.
18. 2019-08-15 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #178
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I think this arc has a happy ending. There are some branches where it doesn't but those are rare.

    
    I want some branches of whatever you're smoking too.
19. 2019-08-15 at 6:55 PM UTC

    #179
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I want some branches of whatever you're smoking too.

    
    *extends an olive branch*
20. 2019-08-15 at 7 PM UTC

    #180
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Correction, I don't think the split was 2016 per se. Splits are always happening. But it's usually gradual. However 2016 was a major point of decoherence. Or maybe it's just my biased perspective from this timeline.
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