Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-09-05 at 7:41 AM UTC in Michigan bans flavored e-cigarette juice
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Kids are buying alcohol for reasons other than to get fucked up?
2. 2019-09-05 at 7:26 AM UTC in Michigan bans flavored e-cigarette juice
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Lol what the fuck. You made 3 contra dicktory points throughout that.

   
   Which ones? I cleared up one potential point of confusion but that's about it.
3. 2019-09-05 at 7:24 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cigreting nice picture of your boyfriends ass you faggot.
   your the wanker that sucks his dick every night to cnn i see

   
   I will ream your sugar ass to BRAVO
4. 2019-09-05 at 7:23 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Box Wine Someone on NIS abused admin commands and ruined a game for everyone
   
   Are you really surprised?

   
   It's not about being surprised, you parade of retards.
5. 2019-09-05 at 7:18 AM UTC in Michigan bans flavored e-cigarette juice
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G4LM This is such a poor argument. I will let you sleep on it and come up with a better one.

   
   What argument? You made a factual claim that kids aren't buying vapes for the flavours when they absolutely are, so are you, they taste great.
   
   By contrast kids aren't buying alcohol for the flavour nor because they're addicted to alcohol, they're buying it to get fucked up. Nobody is buying a juul to get fucked up, it is just nicotine, they're buying it for the flavour and then they get hooked.*
   
   I'm not saying flavoured vapes should be banned but you're just making a false equivalence.
6. 2019-09-05 at 6:49 AM UTC in LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARS
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra only niggers say this

   
   Only chinks pigeonhole expressions.
7. 2019-09-05 at 6:45 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I been ficing retard tower.
   I gotta chop trees and make it out of wood so you guys can eventually burn it down again.
   I think its fun being able to hurt more than just animals.
   I can hurt you guys.

   
   You are just being annoying and this is why nobody will play with you.
8. 2019-09-05 at 6:44 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Did I ever say at anytime I that there are rules to follow or that we would only be playing one game mode?
   I did not.
   I am sorry you are salty knowing that I am GOD and you are not.
   Nigga I said I was playing by the rules now.
   Nothings damaged much

   
   Why don't you understand the simple fact that nobody wants to play with the kid who thinks he is the boss of everyone because he brought the ball?
   
   Nobody else can grief or troll you, you're straight power tripping and expecting others to assume you won't again next time you go on a bender.
   
   Playing Minecraft is already a gigantic waste of time, nobody wants to double waste it by having you tear down their progress like a fucking bitch with admin commands, not even in world base raiding or PVP. You're not even playing the game, you are being a little command griefing faggot who thinks he is super duper clever.
   
   
   When I'm griefing people I fucking mine my iron, craft my bucket and extract lava from the ground to fuck with them, not "just spawn infiniTE TNT LOLL!!!" These are actual in gameplay conflict actions, not just a homo with cheat codes and no self restraint.
9. 2019-09-05 at 6:29 AM UTC in Michigan bans flavored e-cigarette juice
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G4LM And this is different from alcohol how? What about flavored medicine? I mean nobody is trying to ban cherry flavored robotussin. Although they fuckin should.

   
   Alcohol pretty much fundamentally tastes like shit regardless of flavour, vapes taste like mango smoothie and shit.
10. 2019-09-05 at 6:25 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're all literally demonized over at MSNBC and CNN. Like, demons live inside their bodies.

    
    Shut the fuck up faggot.
11. 2019-09-05 at 2:47 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra banned from making further rape complaints for 6 months, so the accuser has to dodge rapes for a while
    
    
    I don't know why there are special laws for this though, false accusations and testimony are already illegal aren't they

    
    Because it's particularly egregious when it's a false sexual assault allegation.
12. 2019-09-05 at 2:33 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Every time a woman makes a false rape accusation, a man should be allowed to rape her, or she can avoid that by sucking his dick voluntarily.
13. 2019-09-05 at 2:22 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    $2.75
    
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14. 2019-09-05 at 2:19 AM UTC in Decided to abandon life
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Kill yourself phagget
15. 2019-09-05 at 2:19 AM UTC in Nashville school bans Harry Potter books for “actual curses and spells”
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Kind of like if you still go to Star Trek meetings all dressed up like a faggot.

    
    I don't but nice fanfic tho.
16. 2019-09-05 at 1:57 AM UTC in So i told my GF i am attracted to little girls the other day.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah? Well, I was Jeff Hunter's father's best friend and invented free speech on Totse radio.

    
    I literally am Jeff Hunter.
17. 2019-09-05 at 1:50 AM UTC in Nashville school bans Harry Potter books for “actual curses and spells”
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Harry Potter is retarded, anyone over the age of 10 who enjoys it is retarded.
18. 2019-09-05 at 1:49 AM UTC in tort is a butthurt triggered bitch
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    You'll a bitch ass nigga kill yourself faggot
19. 2019-09-05 at 1:47 AM UTC in So i told my GF i am attracted to little girls the other day.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was on NirvanaNet, so my tenure with Totse exceeds yours.

    
    I was literally Jeff Hunter's best friend who helped him set up his first server and gave him the free speech fringe culture philosophy.
20. 2019-09-05 at 1:46 AM UTC in Members I'd beat the living shit out of extremely easily
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by park police No, you won't because you're a cowardly little turd. What makes you think I wouldn't just put a hollow point in you or dart your silly gay ass if you tried to break my knees? Are you that mentally retarded?

    
    Then why won't you tell me if you aren't scared you little faggot? Tell me where you are, test me out. I'll cut your nuts off faggot.