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  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I'm telling you, Esmeraldo "§m£ÂgØL" Rodriguez is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Red Bull™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids." And then he moonwalked out the door.
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  2. Spectral is the most pathetic user on this website. Can someone please explain to me why he’s still here?
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Last time she worked on my cavity

    Accidental lesbian porn.
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  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Yes kr0z it has been common for girls to accuse you of rape. Why is that?
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo I read a book in jail called (IIRC) "queen of the baltic sea" by some scitzophrenic lady. It was autobiographical and was self published.

    I've noticed a trend that approximately 100% of self-published authors are schizophrenic.
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  7. i'm going to go travel to kyrgzystan and frolic through the mountains on horses and learn to speak russian and chinese im going to ride a motorbike through viet nam and talk to all kinds of weird people and visit graveyards and take acid and drink iced green tea and take risks like possibly being kidnapped by islamic extremists or chinese organ harvesters and killed because we're all headed to the fucking dirt anyways and it's not that far away and i ruined everything else in my life because i was stupid and should not have taken opiates and stimulants and let it corrupt me to the core and make me such a shitty hateful person but i did and now my soul is cleaner but i have nothing left except for music and this strange exhilerating anxious feeling of being alone and totally free from being judged by the general opinions of your peers
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I act pretty gay. But I'm not. I do love vagina . I kinda WISH I was gay though. Its

    Wow now you've got me thinking..

    Being gay is easy. You just act like a faggot all day and then people call you one and you're like, yep, you're actually right. I AM a faggot. Lol. Then they wouldn't know what to say.

    "Stop acting like a faggot"
    "I'm not acting"

    *silence awkward silence*

    Dude what the fuck...

    I always say exactly this, and people always assume I'm in the closet.

    Well, I always say I wish I was bi, not gay.

    Imagine your options literally doubling...?

    If I found a genie, my first wish would be to turn bisexual.
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  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Nigger retarded jiggernigger
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  10. Charmeleon531 Yung Blood
    lol i jumped off the high way, and i didnt want t o die soo i disconnected אnd when i cסnnected it kickטed me fסr flןying
    anא i trשed again and it just crashדed sryג
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal that's not true
    Jerking off and watching anime has never made me hallucinate

    "a random homeless guy I met in a bar tried to recruit me into black ops"

    Sureeeee
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  12. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal shoot him in the head and storm the place with an assault rifle and explosives

    We really should all get together in Vegas and rent a convention room with cake girls and have a laugh at Japan's stories. and wait for him to drop that one piece of info before the feds storm the place. great times it will be.
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  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ask a friend
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  14. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal We should kill everyone except Eurasians.
    It is only the Eurasian people who should inherit the earth.
    After all the undesirables are dead and gone we will build our utopia and live for eons in peace and prosperity.

    AKA unlimited pizza rolls and interweb in your mommy's closet.
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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Op has a grudge against children's hospitals and old white people's social clubs.

    some peoples kids..
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP is fucking retarded, he's going to be the homeless guy that comes into the shop and starts crazily screaming about how everyone in there is a bunch of catholics.

    Sir will you please leave you're making this really awkward everyone
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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country There have been freemason linked murders. In response to one of them some high up mason went and read off all the top level secrets onto a court record somewhere, as a result it has been said that the only secret the Freemasons have is that have no secrets.

    Which is kinda a shame I guess.

    Here it's very much a Protestant thing, and would be frowned upon by my family.

    The original Sinn Féin was founded to promote the Irish/Celtic racial self-interest against Orangemen, Freemasons and Jüdaism. No joke, though it gets hushed up.

    Its quite the quandary, when people were getting afraid of the new pope being a nazi.. Its like chill down, I'd be more worried about the baptist they have a much longer history of torture.
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    There have been freemason linked murders. In response to one of them some high up mason went and read off all the top level secrets onto a court record somewhere, as a result it has been said that the only secret the Freemasons have is that have no secrets.

    Which is kinda a shame I guess.

    Here it's very much a Protestant thing, and would be frowned upon by my family.

    The original Sinn Féin was founded to promote the Irish/Celtic racial self-interest against Orangemen, Freemasons and Jüdaism. No joke, though it gets hushed up.
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my dad and his dad are/were freemasons, my chiropractor is a freemason, the only thing I don't like about them is their deliberate vagueness..
    its like a tee hee we're trolling you gonts because we can keep a secret thats sooooo secret. I know what the ring looks like and sometimes I'll play coy and be like "weeeeeel thats a pretty ring.." and they will start talking and say its just something they do on the weekends and hang out.

    my grandfather douglas monks died in a really weird way on christmas eve, my mom was telling me that when she met my dad that some dudes were trying to hang with him and get him to be a freemason and she told him not to do it, I called him a couple months ago and he was going on about how he's about to be a freemason in his town slongview and I asked him what its all about and he was like Doug.. Son.. I have to go now I'll call you in the morning and didn't call me in the morning.

    I think its just some club for people with an english/irish/scottish background that are baptist/catholics..

    I did coke off of these headstones 12 years ago with my roomie at a masonic burial ground

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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Dilate what you faggot?


    You want a place shot up, do it yourself pussy and shut the fuck up!
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