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Posts That Were Thanked by G4LM

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I nice OC picture that our dear reader photoshopped into the sistine chapel and sitting beside Keanu, lots of Mmq posts including one mentioning his skydad and his neighbors daughter, an argument over the definition of hoodrat (which doesn't have to do with promiscuity, just general social stasis and being a waster) and you seem personally offended by innocuous things which just feeds the whole thing. It's like an ecosystem of self perpetuating mediocre trolling
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra he just appreciates art you goddamn heathen

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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t know …you were kinda joining in with them and you thanked the Op.. I look nothing like that why would you thank his trolling of me ..I’ve done nothing to him lmao

    I thanked it for the drawing not because it was making fun of you.

    That's where you always get it wrong. I literally didnt thank it for a while so that you wouldn't see the thank because I knew youd assume it meant I agreed in making fun of you. For the record that means that you have been going back and checking if it was thanked. I'm the only one. It's ok.
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  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    is that a dick on it?
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  5. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by park police One time I saw this guy who seemed to be ex special forces, like old school special forces, and he was working out. At some point he looked up at the sky and started moving like Jack 2 from Tekken, and his ass cheeks twitched, and I realized it was possible he was some kind of original cyborg super soldier.

    Maybe not though. But I'm convinced telekinesis can be done with any muscles in the body, including the ass cheeks. No joke.

    Alright you're freaking me out. I'm ex special forces. I also work out. And may or may not have played Tekken in my youth. Am I too an amnesiatic super soldier with the power to drop panties with the flex of my butt cheek?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've always wanted to take pictures of the random beautiful women I see, but I don't want to be creepy. I'd be the kind of person to ask permission first.


    Well yeah. Girl you are gorgeous can I puhleeze get a picture of you for science ? Then quirky laugh. Then they say yes .
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw

    hello darkness my old friend
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  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Sometimes when I focus if I flex my right ass cheek at the same time Direct TV comes on, but I don't have a satellite dish. It was weird the first few times. I stopped questioning it.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty sure it would be a vag.

    One would think so..
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  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I Hope Everyone Has Lots Of Fun :)

    I hope you stop lighting things on fire and spawning TNT everywhere.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. Here is one of those superior drawings §m£ÂgØL sent me a few years ago.

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  12. Originally posted by username: some of the shit’s extremely calming

    I found some of the earlier JWH's like -122, -073 off the top of my head were good for just chilling, former well known member/vendor told me he used -122 because it had the closest ki (sp?) factor to actual marijuana.

    The AM's is when they started getting crazier.A lot of 5F's like 5F-AKB48 were pretty forgiving and controllable too but the newer stuff sounds like it has dissociative anesthetic in it or some shit.

    I got a ride home from a coworker friend once who got down and he had a blend called Bizzaro. Figured no big deal so we pack a single bowl enroute and smoke it. By the time we got to my house like 5 minutes later I was laughing so hard at nothing and couldnt stop, dropped my glass bowl off my lap and broke it as I got out of the car (which my friend had to help me to as well as guide me to my door and help me unlock it because I was too fucked up.)

    That was off like 3-4 hits from one bowl. I've taken some serious drugs in heroic doses and have never needed people to help me function or lost personal control to such a degree.

    There's more happening in the brain from these full CB agonists and they need to research into it. No amount of top tier dab concentrates will produce that same kind of high that even $2 of syncans can.
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  13. Mr. Kosh is a well known one that sells stuff so strong that supposedly just a few flecks, not even a pinch, of the leaf material its infused in will rock you. Its only like $35 for like 4 grams too I think.

    If you DNM theres lots still selling spice, both homemade and also some former well known brands (could be counterfeited of course but most aren't) for like $100/10 g roughly. Never thoroughly looked through it on there honestly.

    Just buy syncans and volumetrically dose it into a VG/PG mixture then vape it in a mod/pen. It would be cheaper, more convenient, and no combusting that syncan shit.

    I won't lie, I really want to try that Double XXX Mr Kosh to see what the fuss is about and if its really that strong. I've vaped a lot of pure noids and have smoked blends that got me higher and more incapacitated than any other drug I've done so I know what to expect. Fuck it, its like $20 if I get a little sampler I bet. BRB.

    Edit: Reminds me of a funny story. If you've ever heard of it, there was a potent blend called Down2Earth Climaxx with a psychedelic looking girl on the bag that was $20/g but extremely potent. I was with this girl and we had the gram, and I packed a fat bowl of it in her pipe.

    I hit it once, pass it, she hits it once then passes it back and immediately says "I'm good on that". I'm thinking wtf, there's like a whole bowl pack here, I'm not letting this half-burned shit sitting in here. So naturally I proceed to smoke down the rest of the bowl myself, probably at least 5 good rips until it was totally cashed.

    Felt fine at first, just usual blasting off type sensation of syncans, but then its like I got trapped in some mental tunnel-like space and could't snap out of it, like an intense coma-like trance despite being pretty much aware of everything around me. I'm sitting there motionless and completely silent and the girl keeps getting close to my face like "ARE YOU OK? WHAT SHOULD I DO? DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?" and I'm so high I couldnt really even speak so all I could really manage was "NO...IM FINE...YEAH...IM FINE".

    20-30 minutes later I just suddenly snapped out of it and returned to essentially full sobriety wondering wtf happened then gathered my head for a minute and left immediately.
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  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G4LM Holy shit he handed out dinosaurs??

    yeah lets wait for one of his bullshit stories about it
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  15. Originally posted by CandyRein

    💖

    are you serious
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  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Here is a fun fact about baboons for you to enjoy

    When a female baboon is ready to mate, her bottom becomes swollen and red as a sign to the males
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  17. username: African Astronaut
    I’m serious dawg, and none of that jedi tax shit like they did with marijuana.
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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hello folks.
    Needless to say I think I have found something that isolates me and wastes my time.
    Minecraft.
    Its a total waste of time.
    Just virtual blocks you click and you click other shit and click click click.
    This isnt for me.
    I will keep playing every now and again maybe but i really could care less.
    The server sucks dick I know.
    Only some of you seem to be able to connect.
    I will upload the server if you guys want but if you all wanted to play a certain mode just say so.
    Yes, I kinda got a lil carried away but i think I did way more good than harm.
    I didn't blow up anyones shit and i go obbe some dogs and built slaynk a house and rebuilt the tax office.
    If you guys need some help I can turn it on for you too.
    I know what I will do!
    I will just give everyone admin so no one is bitching.
    If someone blows up your shit they must just not like you and maybe you 2 should work things out.
    Its called life.
    Quit bitching about shit.
    If you wanna make your own minecraft servers I will gladly walk you through it step by step no extra shit like you gonna find googling it.
    Id like to play other modes with you guys and will host them if I can.
    I guess that would mean shutting one server down to start another if I do it but I can always start them back up.
    I dunno...

    Anyways...
    As far as life goes I got a lot to do.
    You guys know I wanna thrive.
    Minecraft is a good waste of time.
    I dont have time to waste on it though.
    I will keep server running while we figure out what to do.
    But I can't play anymore.
    I gotta get ahead.
    I have leaks in my wallet and I got to get to work improving my life more.
    I need a car or at least my drivers license.
    Also I gotta pay rent tomorrow morning and take my dog to the vet for probably fleas.
    And!
    I might have a lot less money coming in tomorrow.
    On Friday some idiot at started talking about unions.
    and everyone at work has been at each others throats and not getting along.
    For all I know they might fire everyone.
    It is an entry level job. They can do that.
    Shell hasn't had a great couple days at work either.
    Getting more money is one of my goals and part of that might mean I got to get another job.
    I really need to start looking into that but I hate to leave my job now.
    Its pretty sweet but I know there has to be even better but I gotta go look for it.
    I need to figure out how to live to 70.
    Guys, I gotta focus on that retirement.
    And I told Shell I would take her on a cruise.

    Anyone got a suggestion on where we should cruise too?
    I can start paying for the tickets now.

    So stop bitching.
    I am fine.
    Just have a lot on my mind and its hard to get through the fog in my head sometimes.
    Decisions are hard and I dont look forward to them.
    My malaise gets triggered by the littlest thing and can really be debilitating.
    My health aint so damn good.
    My guts hurt bad and I have had hep for 10 years.
    I got doctor appointments made but i got to go still.
    My hip and shoulder have really been bothering me from falling off that wall.
    Its constant discomfort and very often just a constant pain of varying intensities.
    I have to get x-rays on that whenever I can.
    I need to do some footwork.
    I got to be productive.
    Let me instinctive drive take over and push me through everyday toward the greatness that awaits.
    I wanna make him proud.
    If you aint doing anything ask yourself why?
    Its probably because you have something to do.
    Just do it and keep improving.

    I believe in you guys.
    You know what I am saying??

    You guys really should stop using drugs and alcohol sometime.
    I quit and I got to admit I am pretty fucked up.
    My mind.
    Oh my god my mind.
    And physically, I hurt and mentally its a fog.
    Sometimes I shake.
    You guys should really make sure you can stop and you are not too fucked up.
    You dont wanna retardate yourself.

    Read a book and do a puzzle.
    Make a hot drink and just meditate.
    Listen to jazz music.
    Lots of jazz music and smoke marijuana.

    Take it easy but get to work.

    I got to go to bed now.
    Goodnight.
    Sweet dreams.
    I love you guys.
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  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  20. BobDob99999 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Fonaplats who the hell are you?
    I quit playing days ago


    ~30 minutes ago;

    Inciting violence against animals;


    Setting fire that spread to Scron's house ( and blaming me while he's holding the firestarter )


    Trying to bait me into blowing up Obbe's dog


    Setting the forest on fire south of Obbe's


    Now hes spawning free materials for Craptain Falcon, sooo why are we playing survival then?
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