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Posts by G4LM

  1. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Basically you think Hitler would have acted exactly the way his greatest enemies tell you he would have acted.

    And it's all but illegal to disagree. Illegal in Germany.

    As it should be
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police They're all too terrified to even tell me what city they live in. So no.

    Chicago. Come fuck with me kiddo. My 9mm is waiting.
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police You've said you're actually middle eastern and white, get your story straight. Nobody that knows anything about you claims you're actually mexican either.

    Interestingly the aztecs had over 200 gods of intoxication, rabbit gods, and most of that was with alcohol. Real mexicans from mexico don't really care about other drugs for the most part, they sell the other drugs to afford more alcohol lol

    Fake mexican, gtfo

    I'm more mexican than G4LM will ever be



    You sure you're not from dh?
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Falco should keep him unbanned but give everyone admin so we can all teleport to him and fuck with him
  5. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I just wanna play with you guys

    You're gonna get banned again lol. Falco only unbanned you because he gave you the benefit of the doubt. You were banned from the start precisely because we were right about how you'd act if you were let onto the server.
  6. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wheres your base bitch boy all of ours are public

    you said -3000 something why did you say those coords?

    I doubt he has a base. Fona legitimately doesn't know how to play. Eventually he's going to run out of all the half health iron tools he stole from me.
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie What the fuck did you just say to me you beaner motherfucker?

    You heard me. I called you a European MUTT.

    My ancestors were noble warriors who took psychedelics and sacrificed kings at the altar

    Your ancestors got so drunk they developed a genetic tolerance to alcohol and pretty much invented global rape. Like when your drunk uncle gets to cut the Christmas ham.

    Basically, Europeans are shit mongrels and Mexicans are the master race chosen by the gods. You are all thieves, and eventually we will overtake you.
  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie The internet was designed for this game.


    THNX DoD!
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    All these white people talking about breed makes me lol.

    You're all fucking white. European. There really is no genetic distinction between Germans or Italians or French or whatever the fuck.

    If I wanted to be retarded I would say I'm French and Azteca, but that's stupid as fuck. I'm Mexican, and if you're a white dude born and raised in America with American culture, you are an American. Get over it.
  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by whoami Apparently it doesn't work with Tor browser.

    Lol no shit it doesn't work with Tor
  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Fight Night III: The Brazilian vs The Paki

    $59.99 on ESPN

    Nah nigga I'm a DZN fighter
  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You're a retard, get the fuck out of a topical thread.

    I'm a retard, but you're the one asking questions like a 5 year old.

    "But why?"

    Because monkeys eat bananas

    "But why"

    Because bananas contain nutrition

    "But why"

    Because nutrition helps them survive

    "But why"

    Because it helps them propagate

    "But why"

    Because I said so

    "BUT WHY"
  13. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But you do blame your problems on Russia, which is equally pathetic.

    Yes because they have a demonstrable effort to undermine democratic process in the west. It's not like the US government is the only one they're working against. Multiple government agencies across the globe have been outspoken about this. It's not like Russia is unique in this either. China, Europe, and the US all do the same shit. I mean it's pretty much a game that we send spies back and forth like we're trading Pokemon cards. It was only a matter of time before this game extended to the internet.
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Calling them drones sounds disingenuous, they sound more like missiles.

    But how do they navigate?

    Also 1500km is a long distance.

    Only about 900 miles. I've hitchhiked further than that. I thought we already had weapons that could reach around the entire globe?
  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I read recently that the only real difference between voting republican and democrat in the US is whether you want to blame all your problems on Iran or Russia

    Though now that Iran and Russia have significant military and economic ties, you might not even need to choose anymore

    Lol what. That is the dumbest shit I've heard all morning and could only possibly be said by someone who is not American. Nobody blames their problems on Iran or even thinks about Iran. It's just another insignificant middle east sandbox to most Americans.
  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal No those times were weird too.
    2005 was the apex of humanity

    No. 2005 was dogshit. 1809 was the pinnacle of humanity.
  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Sorry not sorry but the world we're living in today is anything but normal.
    2009 was the last normal year for humanity.

    The world is going to shit. Kids nowadays are using telegrams to talk about their ankles and bare chests. Things were much better when i was a kid. 1809 was the last normal year for humanity.
  18. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Minecraft has no point.

    I just like to zone out and build shit. There's no real reason though, I don't want to find the end boss or whatever there is.

    It's mindless bubblegum.

    Agreed. Its very relaxing.

    I'm thinking of starting an Asian city. Back in 2011 I ran a server on a knockoff game called Total Miners where I had functioning player run stores, taxes, secured properties you could buy where only allowed players could edit (though these zones fell apart when I ended up having like 200 citizens) and the entire downtown area was filled with asian buildings. By the beach there were viking longhouses. People paid this one builder to make their properties nice. Gold coins had to be created by an admin so money was finite and grew in value as time went on.

    I remember busting some people who broke into my tower by glitching to steal gold making shops. I killed them, took everything they owned, put them in prison (which was glitch proof because of how it was built) and put their home up for sale.

    I spent the whole time building town infrastructure and herding my sheeple. So you can see why I've been trying to build a road system lol. I like building that infrastructure shit.

    One of my fondest videogame memories.

    Anyway I think I'll actually make my shit look nice this time instead of just cobblestone and brick
  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Did you have fun at the party?

    Time 10:20

    It was okay. A lot of annoying people there. I don't like people who are high energy and like, get all hyped up in social situations or whatever. But they're good, kind people, and we still have fun together, its just sort of of draining.

    Bunch of my old coworkers who I haven't seen in over a year. The guy who took my position is a real stick who flirts with teenagers and they wanted me to come back. I wouldn't have the same job though and I (hopefully) can make more on commission with my current job anyway. At least for the work I put in. Friday I made 400 dollars in 15min and it was incredible. Just not steady work obviously but it paid for my new ukulele case.

    Time is 10:06
  20. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Nah, Fona used to grief from day one. Like he fucked up my base on his server, and I caught him at it. He just thinks it's funny or something.

    Yeah but he specifically targeted mine and falcos structures this time. He literally does not even know how to play normally lmao, just destroys. Last server was his first time playing.

    All the fun part is the building and mining and making progress.

    Once he's banned again i think I'll clear up the lava and water flows, fix up my base with cobblestone or maybe wood so it looks patched up. Probably take all my torches and put up some spiderweb so it looks abandoned, then I'll go start the town Obbe is planning to build.

    You guys are more than welcome to join but I probably won't be building any roads to it lol. First thing I'm working on is the nether system. I have no fucking idea why but EVERYWHERE in my base is apparently in a lava pit so the portal I built goes base, nether, then to spawn. Which has actually been super useful for getting to spawn quickly.

    I'll probably keep my portal encased in more obsidian so you at least need diamond gear to break through to it. This way i can just open the gate. I've been looking at a lot of beginner redstone videos and made a cool practice one in creative that opens in a 4x4 spiral.

    Next base is going to be waaaaaay cooler.
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