Posts by G4LM

1. 2019-09-05 at 6:53 AM UTC in Michigan bans flavored e-cigarette juice
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Alcohol pretty much fundamentally tastes like shit regardless of flavour, vapes taste like mango smoothie and shit.

   
   This is such a poor argument. I will let you sleep on it and come up with a better one.
2. 2019-09-05 at 6:52 AM UTC in I feel like I night die/ have a major heart failure/ hemmorrage
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Last time I did Tek I played Minecraft for 72 hours until I had sores on both my arms and hands and then it was 3am and hts was sleeping and I was lonely so I watched tranny porn even though I don't even like tranny porn I was just really high and didn't want to "betray" the trap empire and get force feminized
   I couldn't even cum because the girls kept turning into guys and suddenly bending the dude over and fucking them and I was just really tired, confused, horny, lonely, high, hungry
   
   It was not a good feeling. Once I ate yogurt and smoked weed I felt better though
   
   I think I'll just stick to lesbian porn next time

   
   This fucking site...
3. 2019-09-05 at 6:51 AM UTC in I feel like I night die/ have a major heart failure/ hemmorrage
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby When I do Tek I feel eventually like woofy wants din din in my nuts. I climbed on top of a shed at a golf course because I didn't want to get chewed out and foot went right thru the fuck rust sheet metal. The pigs came and took me to the hospital they confiscated my back pack and laptop which had tek all over it. They even asking me if ice done any Tek.
   
   These nurses and doctors took me to a room and I shoved the skinniest nurse out if my way and started running. I got tackled by some pig and they were going on about how it was a good take down.
   
   I told them to give me Ativan and they did and let me leave. I walked back home and got in my car at like 2am and went to this girl's house and went to sleep it was terrifying

   
   Goddamn you are a piece of work.
4. 2019-09-05 at 6:50 AM UTC in Stupid shit in porn
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra you're not trying hard enough

   
   Show bobs
5. 2019-09-05 at 6:49 AM UTC in Members you'd murder without hesitation
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Not really chicken

   
   Do you say 'chicken' like that in real life.
   
   I'm kind of afraid that you do. You said bromo on cam to me before and I'm still cringing months later.
6. 2019-09-05 at 6:46 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Special malnourished orangutan
7. 2019-09-05 at 6:45 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont care if you play or not. I wont be fucking up peoples stuff.
   I burnt up some trees which I was gonna do in survival anyways.
   
   I told you guys it was my first time playing and I dont know what I am doing.
   I just wanna play god damn it.
   Its a fun game.
   If you guys want I will give everyone admin powers so we all have to trust one another and if you do creative you will only be ruining it for yourselves.
   You think YOU can handle that?
   
   It was my first time playing.
   I am still finding out new stuff you can build and places to go and things to do.
   
   Imma keep playing whether or not a couple people threaten to quit.
   I have the server logs and can say with 100% accuracy that everyone of you sons of bitches has played in the last 24 hours.

   
   Nope I haven't played since early Monday night. Don't care if you keep going or not. I'm not playing with you fona. Stop trying to convince me.
8. 2019-09-05 at 6:12 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because of a few 64 stacks of gold blocks?
   
   Besides that the server is exactly the same as before, the only difference is fonaplats knows how to use admin commands and that pisses you off and you dont trust him
   
   But all he does is spawn animals really

   
   Yeah, I don't trust him. Because he's shown multiple times he's not worthy of trust. On minecraft and elsewhere.
9. 2019-09-05 at 6:11 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Got high thought my SO would self harm so I spent an hour hiding everything sharp and then started freaking out and having thoughts of self harm because I was fucking with sharp things for an hour

   
   *SMO
10. 2019-09-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BobDob99999 akshually his base rocks, it was made with blood, sweat, tears, and 100 % concentrated power of will. unlike your shit that is diseased

    
    My base is bigger than everything in river town combined and i have a road system started and was working on improving the skyway so people stop falling off.
    
    I also built a castle in the jungle which anyone has yet to find afaik.
11. 2019-09-05 at 6:06 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I didnt even touch your shit so why are you upset?

    
    It doesn't matter whether you did or not. Go ahead and burn/loot/destroy all my shit for all I care. It makes no difference. There is no point in playing any further.
12. 2019-09-05 at 5:56 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    No thanks
13. 2019-09-05 at 5:54 AM UTC in LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARS
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra a little bit bigger than a speck I think

    
    This reminds me of a comedian i saw recently talking about how difficult it was for him to grasp the concept of 'shit' in English
    
    
    Piece of shit - an asshole
    
    
    The more of an asshole you are, the bigger a piece of shit you are. But you can never be a whole shit.
14. 2019-09-05 at 5:48 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra the other thread where dumpster slut mentioned 'opening you like a pinata' made me think of this
    
    then I felt like a Dr. Pepper

    
    Dr. Pepper is bad and you should feel bad
15. 2019-09-05 at 5:47 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby for prosperity

    
    The word you're thinking of is perpetuity, Bill Krozby.
16. 2019-09-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARS
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra only spics get upset like this

    
    Whats a spic
17. 2019-09-05 at 5:45 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhere
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra bump

    
    Why
18. 2019-09-05 at 5:41 AM UTC in Are you a sensitive?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m sure you do know exactly how to spell it dork

    
    Yeah because I went to school and learned English, instead of learning how to turn tricks like you lmao
19. 2019-09-05 at 5:40 AM UTC in LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARS
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra only niggers say this

    
    Jesus what's with the n-word?
    
    You shouldn't say stuff like that. Only crackers say this.
20. 2019-09-05 at 5:31 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats You should stick to your word and kill yourself.

    
    I think you're projecting, buddy. I never said anything of the sort