LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARS

1. 2019-09-04 at 8:29 PM UTC

   #1
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston
   §m£ÂgØL is the weakest piece of shit I’ve encountered on the internet. He’s like a pinata, except no candy comes out after I break him - only tears
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • aldra, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-09-04 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #2
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   You've never broken me or made me in the slightest bit upset. I forgot you even existed. Would like to return to that state if we could.
3. 2019-09-04 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   This is the best and most relatable thread you've made yet
4. 2019-09-04 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #4
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston

   Originally posted by G4LM You've never broken me or made me in the slightest bit upset. I forgot you even existed. Would like to return to that state if we could.

   
   Get the fuck out of my thread you cocksucking worm.
5. 2019-09-04 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo This is the best and most relatable thread you've made yet

   
   Other people constantly live in your head rent free. You need some friends.
6. 2019-09-04 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Other people constantly live in your head rent free. You need some friends.

   
   This makes no sense contextually or otherwise. Youre developmentally delayed and avoid eye contact when speaking with people
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
7. 2019-09-04 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo This makes no sense contextually or otherwise. Youre developmentally delayed and avoid eye contact when speaking with people

   
   It did in both ways but you are too stupid to parse simple English. You have arguments in the shower 2 weeks later because you're too dumbstruck in the moment when anyone steps to you IRL.
8. 2019-09-04 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #8
   park police Tuskegee Airman
   Agreed, but §m£ÂgØL being a weak faggot that fucks dogs is something everyone already knew.
9. 2019-09-04 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #9
   -Dumpster Slut- Houston

   Originally posted by park police Agreed, but §m£ÂgØL being a weak faggot that fucks dogs is something everyone already knew.

   
   I understand that, but we need to smash this nigger into the ground every chance we have.
10. 2019-09-05 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #10
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by park police Agreed, but §m£ÂgØL being a weak faggot that fucks dogs is something everyone already knew.

    
    You literally believe you have super powers and can control space/time.
11. 2019-09-05 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke live in your head rent free

    
    only niggers say this
12. 2019-09-05 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #12
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra only niggers say this

    
    Jesus what's with the n-word?
    
    You shouldn't say stuff like that. Only crackers say this.
13. 2019-09-05 at 5:44 AM UTC

    #13
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    only spics get upset like this
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
14. 2019-09-05 at 5:46 AM UTC

    #14
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra only spics get upset like this

    
    Whats a spic
15. 2019-09-05 at 5:46 AM UTC

    #15
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a little bit bigger than a speck I think
16. 2019-09-05 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #16
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra a little bit bigger than a speck I think

    
    This reminds me of a comedian i saw recently talking about how difficult it was for him to grasp the concept of 'shit' in English
    
    
    Piece of shit - an asshole
    
    
    The more of an asshole you are, the bigger a piece of shit you are. But you can never be a whole shit.
17. 2019-09-05 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #17
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    on a similar note, I always felt like the expression 'taking a dump/shit' was very wrong.
    
    where are you taking it and why?
18. 2019-09-05 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #18
    -Dumpster Slut- Houston

    Originally posted by G4LM This reminds me of a comedian i saw recently talking about how difficult it was for him to grasp the concept of 'shit' in English
    
    
    Piece of shit - an asshole
    
    
    The more of an asshole you are, the bigger a piece of shit you are. But you can never be a whole shit.

    
    Kill yourself
19. 2019-09-05 at 6:49 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra only niggers say this

    
    Only chinks pigeonhole expressions.
20. 2019-09-05 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #20
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra on a similar note, I always felt like the expression 'taking a dump/shit' was very wrong.
    
    where are you taking it and why?

    
    Also, "I have shit to do" works for literally everything except for when you are going to take a shit.