Posts by G4LM

1. 2019-07-31 at 5:30 PM UTC in Building a Pallet house
   

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   Lmao imagine being excited about a million dollar view in Baltimore
2. 2019-07-31 at 1:46 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist but after a second or two to think it through properly it would have occurred to you that if it all went wrong you wouldn't exactly have been able to run away or anything.
   
   lol
   
   
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   Be less high next time you post.
   
   Maybe you'll be coherent then.
3. 2019-07-31 at 1:45 PM UTC in I can not decide if I am a man or a woman.
   

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   What did you use to get this picture? That's surprisingly convincing but it might just have to do with your bad camera
4. 2019-07-31 at 1:42 PM UTC in My dress comes today
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And "slim fitting" right?

   
   Yeah. It's gonna look slim on me. I'm like 150lbs and in good shape. Frala can attest to my bubble ass, at the least. It's gonna look GOOD in this dress.
   
   You'll homosexuals just jealous
5. 2019-07-31 at 1:41 PM UTC in Think I am going to get a Playstation 2
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator No

   
   Then what's the point of the network adapter?
6. 2019-07-31 at 1:36 PM UTC in Can you teach Alexa?
   

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   Then you've bought into Amazon propaganda, congratulations. All her responses are pre-programmed and thus pre-determined. There is no thinking involved. Videogames have better 'AI' than Alexa as they can actually adapt to different conditions.
7. 2019-07-31 at 1:22 PM UTC in My dress comes today
   

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   I said strapless bitch
8. 2019-07-31 at 1:21 PM UTC in FIVE WORD STORY GAME
   

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   Ching chong chang chong Ching
9. 2019-07-31 at 1:21 PM UTC in Can you teach Alexa?
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Simple, you ask a question where the answer would be contrary to a liberals philosophy…if you don't get a response it's because the SJW Alexa doesn't like it's own answer.

   
   Lol do you think Alexa is some sort of AI
   
   It doesn't like or dislike things.
10. 2019-07-31 at 1:19 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Lol that's bizarre. Never seen a nurse wearing slippers. Seems like a health code violation to have open toed shoes.
11. 2019-07-31 at 1:18 PM UTC in My name is WellHung and I'm currently swimming in a vat of pond scum with the local ecology
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Are the frogs turned gay?

    
    They did when WellHung jumped in
12. 2019-07-31 at 1:17 PM UTC in My dress comes today
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Its strapless, slim fitting, and royal purple
    
    You'll niggas jealous?
13. 2019-07-31 at 1:06 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here in Tejas most Nurses aids seem to be 250lb and black (and wear house shoes at work)…another reason why England is better.

    
    What are house shoes?
14. 2019-07-31 at 1:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

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    Mclolcurry
15. 2019-07-31 at 1:04 PM UTC in Nursing Aides fired after "Felt cute...might drop your grandma later" twitter picture
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Fuck you Diet. If I found out you did something like this to my 93 y/o Mom. I’d hunt you down and make sure you felt double what you did to her.

    
    We set up a hidden camera for my grandmother in her last days. People dont abuse their elders like that in Mexico though, it would be unimaginable.
    
    Would murder and go to prison if somebody did that shit to my mom. I have grabbed a bat before to protect her from this crazy asshole who i am eternally upset i did not get a chance to hit.
16. 2019-07-31 at 12:54 PM UTC in My name is WellHung and I'm currently swimming in a vat of pond scum with the local ecology
    

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    I named them frog 1 frog 2 and frog 3 but i think frog 2 is actually a toad and why does this green color not rub off my skin?
17. 2019-07-31 at 12:53 PM UTC in H0LY FUCK1NG SHIT IT5 THE 6 WORD STORY GAME OH MY FUCKING GOD
    

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    My penis brings all the boys
18. 2019-07-31 at 12:52 PM UTC in Think I am going to get a Playstation 2
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet I know the link you posted was a joke, but if you're considering getting a PS2 (don't pay more than $40 for MINT condition) make sure to get the network adapter (don't pay more than $10), an official memory card (don't pay more than $5), and a beastly hard drive for it so you can do FMCB/FHDB.

    
    WHAT? It still has online?
19. 2019-07-31 at 12:50 PM UTC in Anyone else here besides me that fears non-organic food?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania PS..
    If you go organic on window tomatoes.. expect gnats or small insects flying about. they wont harm much. I think they eat fungus and parasites like aphids if somehow you get them.

    
    And they shit on everything they land on
20. 2019-07-31 at 12:50 PM UTC in Can you teach Alexa?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alexa is very PC…ask her anything borderline and she'll say "I'm not sure about that"…bull-fucking-shit you are not sure, you have access the the entire internet you liberal scum.

    
    How is it PC to not even have a real response? Sounds more like a Republican.