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Posts by G4LM

  1. G4LM African Astronaut
    I literally never texted you, and that situation is over anyway.

    Your situation of being a shit father is ongoing, and your daughter is going to grow up knowing you are a shit father who only comes around on birthdays and holidays (if that).

    She'll probably look up your arrest record one day and have a good laugh.
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby with as much as you want to be a woman you'll never be able to have kids

    Thats not his fault. He's a dude.

    It is however your fault that you are a piece of shit dad.
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Fuck a laser. Get a memory card with FreeMcBoot already on it, a network adapter + IDE hard drive (or do the SATA mod, it's not hard and will up your storage space to 2tb + give you the ability to transfer the games directly which is 1000000x faster).

    I don't wanna do all that. I just want to play my old games. Will probably just get a fat ps3.
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck all that and just smoke a joint.

    I agree, I haven't used this stuff regularly in like 2 years.
  5. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun So is Jesus a republican or not?

    Jesus would be a hardcore socialist.
  6. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS One day not too far in the future, you will stop posting. Nobody will notice, yet the world will be a slightly better place. You will be dead. Not by you own hand, probably - just because you are old. I may kill myself one day, but you'll be long dead at that point. Honk.



    Originally posted by HTS I'm weird but I'm not that kinda weird. Your baby mamas won't even let you within a mile of your kids.

  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The editing claims they held him in a "controversial" position for 13 minutes. Yet the editor only shows 6 minutes and 6 seconds of video. Without seeing all of the cameras and all of the footage unedited it is not possible to make a judgment on anyone involved in the video.

    You are a massive fucking idiot.
  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    I made the mistake of going into tinychat while Bill Krozby was in there and he gave some downright dangerous instructions on how to make poppy seed tea, so I figured I would highlight his idiocy and explain some of the science and information behind this.

    Bill Krozby way: Get like 1.3 lbs and mix it with grapefruit juice for 30 minutes. "I know what I'm doing"

    Now, I will give Bill Krozby credit. He was smart enough to understand that grapefruit juice is a potentiator. It inhibits the CYP3A4 enzyme which is responsible for metabolizing many drugs, including most of the opiates that you will find in poppy seed tea. But he was pretty fucking stupid in recommending that you start with a pound, and also that you should mix for 30 minutes.

    You should not start with a pound because you don't know the potency of your seeds. I have had batches, yes, where I need to consume over a pound to get even a shitty dose. I've also had batches where I only needed about 80g, and had I consumed an lb of that batch I would be dead. (inb4 jokes)

    ALWAYS start low when you are fucking with poppy tea. I don't care if you've read the reviews and are up to date on the latest batch numbers (which yes, is a thing you can do if you want to have a better shot at buying quality seeds.) Start with 50g or so. I would always make a 150g drink and drink it in thirds over the course of two hours. Remember, you can always drink more, but you can't drink less. Prepare as much as you want really, just don't go chugging it under the assumption that your seeds are shit. People have died this way.

    You should not mix for 30 minutes because all the good alkaloids are on the outside of the seed. The goal is that you have enough of an acidic and abrasive environment that it comes right off into your solvent. Ideally you will want to do this for 2-5 minutes max. I used to do two 3 minute washes, and that seemed to work pretty well. Soaking the seeds for longer than this will result in the alkaloids INSIDE the seeds seeping out, and giving your tea a cloudy white color to it. This can result in some very painful stomach pain, as well as constipation so bad you can develop phytobezoars and need to be hospitalized. It also doesn't make it ANY more potent so you're basically just hurting yourself for absolutely no gain.

    Use COLD water that is barely enough to cover the seeds. Warm water, or too much water, will cause the alkaloids to dissolve more easily. You don't want that. You only want to rub the good stuff off through abrasion. Do not let it soak. Never let it soak. Do not be stupid like Bill Krozby. If you want to increase potency you CAN use an enzyme inhibitor like grapefruit juice, black seed oil, or agmatine, but you don't need to mix it in the tea to get that effect. If you want to make the task of shaking your seeds around easier you can add something acidic like lime/lemon juice or vinegar. Some people also use soda as they believe the bubbles help, but I've never found that to be the case.

    If you're looking for quality seeds, remember to buy unwashed. Do not buy seeds from Spain (they have shit laws regarding opioid content for these seeds) or white poppy seeds.

    Seriously tho do not do it like Bill Krozby does. Here are some good resources if you want to learn more about poppy tea and how to do it safely. Remember that this is basically opium. It's heavily addictive and can kill you. Do not treat it lightly just because poppy seeds are legal. Do not drink your tea if it is cloudy white, and remember that bitterness/color has almost no relation to potency. Half the time it's just from the dirt that is leftover from buying unwashed seeds. You will have to drink this dirt if you want to make potent tea. Unwashed seeds are a waste of time.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PoppyTea/wiki/readthisfirst#wiki_general_safety

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PoppyTea/wiki/faq

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PoppyTea/wiki/alkaloids

    And like always, remember to do your research before consuming any new substance. Do not be a Bill Krozby.
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Not in a normal post, and the code box distorts the image.
  10. G4LM African Astronaut


    This is severely fucked up, I could not even watch the whole thing. How retarded are they that they didn't realize he couldn't breathe? And then they hit him with the sedative? Holy fuck. Just a colossal fuckup by people who seemingly lack any sort of empathy.
  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo my mother has a fucked up collarbone. She broke it jumping off a roof or something as a kid, then broke it during a performance of "othello" when she was an actress around 18 or 19 I believe, then about a year later an ex boyfriend stabbed her with something wooden that broke her collerbone so hers is a little pronounced. Because freud invented MILF porn, I do pay attention to girls collerbones and you definitely want that sexy little divot with a smooth neck on top. Just so chokable.

    Yes, the collerbone traps wit da skinny shoulders will wreck ya

    You know, you didn't have to post the stuff about your mother. But you did.

  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls post some ascii art of my cock in your mouth

    I would BUT LANNY WON'T LET ME
  13. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo good thread

    period blood=best new poster

    Its mal lol
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm kind of smart a lil bit sometimes but my self destructive tendencies, rampart immaturity and inability to emote properly leave me with a cumulative IQ of 96

    Nah, you smart nigra
  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Learn to take a compliment bro
  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Maybe so but at least I'm not stuck on being a faggot hater retard, you got cucked by a junky lol thats why you call her smart because you're so simp that you don't want to see how you were used.

    I really feel sorry for you.

    I don't know what part of fucking another man's 'wife' until he cries makes you think I'm the cuck, but like I said- I'm willing to admit that there are users I don't like on this site who are intelligent. Hydro knows quite a bit about animals and medicine she just makes the absolute worst fucking choices with her life and thinks opiates are the gift of Ra.

    I can't really say the same about you, Bill Krozby. You just seem all around stupid. Maybe you're lashing out because you know it's true?
  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know you were joking, I'm just spit balling, but go ahead and do it again if it makes you feel good, you do you booo

    Actually I was joking about joking, but if you're spitballing I think I'm going to go ahead and do it
  18. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you sound like you're drunk and stuck on stupid again

    Says the alcoholic, who is stupid regardless of alcohol consumption
  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby get it chicken, get it. I can't be humiliated like you were when you let junkies junky bf fuck you up the ass lol

    Lol i was just joking but if you tell me to do it again i will.
  20. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS I would like to nominate myself. My use of vocabulary is a deception which masks my true, profound stupidity. I am really quite daft and I wish people could see through my wordy bullshit and recognize that I'm probably never going to live up to whatever expectations they might have of me.

    You're delusional and gay, but you're sharp, I will give you that. There are quite a few intelligent posters I don't like here, and I'm willing to admit that in this thread and nowhere else.
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