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  1. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Remotely launched rocket launcher after some good long distance surveillance usually works on pretty much anyone. Kinda hard to escape that. It's a good thing I don't aspire to assassinate too many people, cause that'd be a lot of dead rich people.

    EDIT: you can also add poison to the rocket so when it detonates, a cloud of poison with no antidote surrounds any survivors. In this documentary called "The deadly game" they mentioned detonating a case of TNT with a copper plate on it, activated by a laser and the target's limo entering the laser beam.

    The timing was perfect and the target was the only one that died. Copper is incredibly malleable so it forms a spear when hit with a high explosive, and has a plasma tip on it, capable of cutting through several feet of solid steel if done correctly.

    Hard to block that.
  2. park police Tuskegee Airman
    I can never find a 100% cotton balaclava for whatever reason. And Grylls, that isn't a balaclava, elsewhere it would not have a hole for your mouth, and only one hole for the eyes.
  3. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Who is stupid noob?
    The baddest motherfucker on one leg
  4. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G4LM He's a racist

    waaaaahhh!1111

    The butthurt never ends

    What's worse, the best you can do is a homeless heroin addict and molesting her dogs, and then a crippled ex junkie gets you all steamy.

    Steam comin out your ears ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L
  5. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- Fuck you too

    Aww, getting attention from Dumpster Slut is truly special, it's almost like spotting a leprechaun.
  6. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo what makes you think I'm not vizier? I remember you told me before you saw an alien spaceship rise out of the water or something very similar. What makes you so sure of this? Didn't you and WAN have a thing?

    That's true about the water and Vizier wouldn't use his own pic as his avatar, you're just trying to be funny by using it and I think you're arleybob, the extremely queer fragile canadian faggot that lived in Winnepeg for a while.

    I can't say it was a spaceship because it was a green orb and several other people saw them. The town became famous for those green orbs, it was mentioned on coast to coast AM several times... It was also famous for high school seniors stuffing objects into the new kid's buttholes for whatever reason ( I didn't attend that high school) and I posted a link to an article about that under We'reAllBrownNosers.... I was the only one to see the orb rise from the water though, as far as I know..I used to set off explosive charges near another pond a couple miles away(this was mostly before 9/11). If you viewed the pond from a satellite it looked like a giant green monster's eye.

    Also, I know two people that saw one of the smaller orbs up close. They said it looked like "solid light", you couldn't see through it, and it defied gravity entirely. Moved extremely fast, but hovered about two feet from their faces. They both said it felt like it was reading their minds. Some kind of probe (not the anal kind)

    I always joked that UFOs were just mexicans all along.


    EDIT: there was an episode of coast to coast AM where they pondered that all UFOs actually come from a water source. I started wondering if water was used as an interdimensional portal or something
  7. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by G4LM He's not… Who told you that? Your schizophrenic voices? You seem to say a lot of stuff about people here that I just have NO idea where you got it from.

    Spectral, he's one of my schizophrenic personalities/voices
  8. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny I spurted some "ideas" against park police's mom's vaginal walls, that's why he's being all salty ITT

    broseph, that's apric0t's schtick that you're trying to use and he does a much better job with it. He would beat you in a fight easily too
  9. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano Meth can cause GERD flare ups, which my dad has so it's possible I may have a recessed case, but GERD bad enough can feel just like a heart attack they say. It was messing with my esophagus for sure (especially since I didn't eat all day).

    Everything was on the left side, and yeah my left arm and shit got numb, and my head but my head is always numb and hurting at the same time, so that doesn't count as much. That's what was happening today I'm sure only more because of the vasoconstriction.

    Is 100mg smoked too much? I do that and to be honest I still think it seems underwhelming. I wanna get really high but also not feel like I'm gonna die or cause serious damage to my organs all at once.

    I swear to God, I did the same amount each day pretty much and it's wildy different every time as if each shard is a different chemical because he's too retarded to mix them properly. It IS crushed crystals, which is because of serious cutting I'm sure.

    GERD can indeed feel like a heart attack. I have it, but haven't had too much symptoms for a few months after not drinking too much carbonated stuff.

    100mg isn't too much depending on the person and how long it takes to smoke it all. That'd be a dime around here. I used to be a meth head and smoked constantly. Years after I quit, a dime was the perfect amount cause I knew I couldn't get too high on it, chance of overdose was slim to none... I'm the type of person that would smoke until it was all gone or I ended up throwing it away when I thought the cops were coming after, regardless of how much I had on me, so a dime made sense after all that.. I noticed depending on where I get it from, there seems to be certain contaminants that increase the chances of the left arm/heart attack feeling. So it may be that. But it could be your body chemistry which can vary quite a lot from one day to the next.

    Tis possible you had a mild myocardial infarction/heart attack, but you should be careful with your stomach too. I would go to the doctor.. Make sure to always drink plenty of water when you're on that stuff.


    It would be nice to know exactly what contaminant that is. Could be a lot of things because most cooks aren't doing a birch reduction or something else clean like that.

    EDIT: also, you may wanna avoid swallowing any of the stuff you smoke. When you're smoking it, and you feel it coating your tongue and such, you might wanna rinse that with water rather than swallow it. They say that can increase the other side effects because it gets into your GI tract. Seasoned smokers usually don't swallow the residue because they're more careful when they smoke.
  10. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stupid noob According to HTS it's mentally ill to want to preserve the race and culture you came from and NOT mentally ill to want to take hormones, dress like a girl, cut your dick off and suck hobo penises. He says circumcision is wrong but cutting off the entire dick is good.

    Yeah well that's all true and you make a good point but at least he found a good looking young hobo to finally settle down with
  11. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Sweating copper isn't difficult.
  12. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Box Wine That's most definitely not panthrax

    My next guess would be arleybob then

    If they're too scared to say who they are, it doesn't matter. arleybob was a huge faggot
  13. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost He's actually my old meth dealer that ripped me off so I ripped all his music off Facebook and put it on YouTube and send it to him saying "stealing is bad :)"

    That's what I do to people that fuck me over I stalk them for years and try to mess with their life. One day when he has a wife and kids I'm gonna traumatize them all and collect what I'm owed

    I'm good at remembering names

    You and your multiple personalities
  14. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stupid noob I find it so odd that the totse community has such a weird distribution of users. Trannies AND nazis are WAY over represented in our little community. I know there is some psyop shit going on, probably on both sides. Maybe we are all just the results of some kind of government experiment. Notice how users with ultra high totse post counts are way more likely to be on one of the extreme ends of this spectrum.
    I've always pondered this too
  15. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stupid noob meh, its a culinary degree, but whatever. You act like going through the yid brainwashing programming and actually paying out the fucking nose for it is some kind of intellectual accomplishment or something. oooooo you took out loans that you have to pay on for the next fucking decade in order to be brainwashed in to thinking niggers are as capable as whites, and that its ok to feed hormones to kids and have them dance for dollar bills for gay men while you actively support and fund the demographic change of your homeland.

    What happened to your pride? Oh, right, you were tricked in to destroying yourself and your country for up cummies.

    This guy is so cool sometimes.
  16. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Box Wine I know you can't be serious

    Why's that? A lot of junkies are emos. I never really paid much attention to him before NIS.
  17. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Omg what a four eyed freakshow.

    What are you like 13?
  18. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stupid noob when you have someone you love using that love against you as a weapon, manipulating you and pressuring you to drink more and more and attacking your manhood because you cant drink as much as them, yeah, it gets kinda fucked up. no wonder i couldnt keep up with her drinking, the bitch was on meth.

    youre a fag though so i dont expect you to understand how women can be. you are too weak and unattractive to actually get a real female so you default to whats easy.

    That does make sense.
  19. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Everyone getting married and shit

    Even the bisexual guy with one leg.
  20. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Lots of shrooms in waco apparently.
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