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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    LOOK, a buncha Nibirus have formed up to make pictures in the sky. It must be a sign. But what does it mean?

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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo How tall are you? 5'8?

    Nice try FBI.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I've been sleeping 32 hours with little interruption in between after a 4 day meth binge. This is how meth was meant to be done. Carry on Brahs.

    Nope! Wakey wakey! Pitter patter let's get at 'er we got more 4-day binges to take care of Resty no time for sleeps we gotta gogogogoGOGO!!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash That's so fucking cringe tell me more

    I thought you said getting head i read that wrong sorry.
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  5. I've had some weird shit happen at hydros. Mainly stuff there's not an explanation for, but on two occasions I did see some light entities. Completely sober mind you. After the first time I told hydro about it and she told me that she'd seen them several times, before that I never even imagined such things. The second time I was with her and she saw them too.

    I don't really believe in ghosts or supernatural entities. If anything I lean more towards them not existing because there is no objective proof. I think that if they do exist, science will prove them to be true. I personally only know what I saw.

    Things flying off shelves, Items being moved, objects moving that shouldn't, etc.

    With the lights I could go into a story but I won't. The first time there were three of them and I was across the street. They flew like bugs around a lamp, but they were fucking massive. Like a foot around and blue. They moved in the same way puppies play if that makes sense. They were just doing their own thing. When I saw them I felt drawn in and almost forced to watch. It lasted maybe a minute or two.

    The second time the light was following me and hydro down a road at night. It was jumping up like 8ft behind the trees, swirling around, I'd say it was behind us for a good 5 minutes or so but idk. It was a while ago. It felt like it was curious.

    I've heard people say it was ball lightning, but ball lightning doesn't act like this. I've also heard swamp gas, but that just makes me think of Shrek. So idk. Maybe it was all just shared hallucinations. I dunno. It was fucking weird though and I'd never experienced anything like it before or since.
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  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by infinityshock it has nothing to do with skin color. it's all about content of character.

    and the smell. those sausage lips don't help any, either. or that nappy hair.

    So what are your thoughts on that one?

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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i literally saw my gym teachers vagina…all of it… when she was stretched out in front of me in shorts leading the class in stretching exercises.

    and where did the nigger dick come into this story, do tell us.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    k, i see it now. i had this pic in mind, thought they were similar but looking at it there not so. they are similar from the nose down tho.





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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RestStop So I'll ask for upteenth time…wtf happened to Malice? Is he alive and if so what's up with the lil' dickens?

    He said he was going to stop posting to focus on school and stuff, and then he stopped posting. I'm have no idea if these things are related, I still voted institutionalized
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  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What do you do, sell houses ooor?

    Do you live in them, shit in them, eat in them, fuck in them, and then sell the house?
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  11. Originally posted by mashlehash

    total gaytard.

    I'm missing a highlighter BTW.
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  12. Originally posted by RestStop Nigga fuck you :)

    it's a cool song and u no it
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  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm a real piece of meat.

    fixed.
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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock keep your nigger dick infatuation to yourself. talk to Bill Krozby…he can hook you up with some black cock.

    there you go, that's better.



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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I have been searching endlessly for this old magical bitch. Like…I've probably murdered a half dozen people, broke 1,000's of traffic laws, went undercover as 3 HUSBANDS, yes 3! Fathered 4 children, spend 1.2 million dollars buying houses and cars, not to mention the police bribes and had my face reconstructed 4 times. And to think..mq knew the old wench the whole time! Well I'll be a son of a gun!

    My mom and her used to be in the same Bible study group. I tagged along one day before I ever even knew Granny, and as the class was ending, she was grabbing something from her purse and dropped a small bag of shardles without noticing. My keen eye spotted it immediately and I went to check it out, sure enough it was exactly what I thought it was. I was just kinda flabbergasted for second thinking about this normal looking, early-30s lady, in a church group.. fucking have meth. I think I just sort of assumed hey man I guess we all deal with shit in our own way and maybe she just used every now and then to deal with something.

    So long story a little less song, I was a newer user myself but very much a fan, so I decided I'd go say something rather than keep it. I didn't really have any real dealers of my own at that point so I was just hoping she might take kindly to me and my knowing of her secret, and help me find some shit now and then when I needed it. When I walked up to her I didn't even say anything I just sort of looked down at my hand and showed her the sack, and she got this panicked long that I'll never forget, but I just smiled and shook my head. 'Haha. It's all good. I'm cool."

    We discussed it a bit and I explained to her about wanting to find a consistent dealer instead of just crossing my fingers, we discussed some other things, exchanged numbers, and she said to call her on her if I needed something and she would try to help. She tells me, "it's like this, and don't forget. Whoever answers, ask for Granny. When I come to the phone, or if it was me who answered, you don't say anything other than 'Hi, yeah I was just calling to see if you still had those apples. I want to make a pie.'

    I remember asking her why Granny, considering she was like 30, and she told me she really was an apple dealer, so she always went by Granny thinking it was cute or some shit.

    But yeah, she tells me "I will tell you either 'I'm sorry we're actually out of stock right now' or 'Absolutely. What can I get for you?' All you have to reply with is the amount of apples you want, in pounds, which will represent grams. That simple. And always that conversation unless I say otherwise."

    So I started doing that and someone always answered, and she was always there and she always said yes. It was goddamn perfect, and it went on like that for a few years until she moved to Ohio to open her own orchard, Peifer Orchards, of course. She told me all about her plans and was very apologetic about leaving a few states away, but she gave me an oz. as some consolation and of course welcomed me to come down there any time.

    So that's the story of how I came to know Granny. I haven't been down there since last winter, I usually just make one or two trips a year and she still fuckin' hooks it up for me since I've pretty much known her from her early days.

    I've even told her about this place and the potential clientele but she's always kinda insisted that I don't say anything on the internet what with all the fuccbois and rattoxezers (not her words), so that's why I never brought her up before now, but upon seeing actronomy post about the place, there's no way it's a fucking coincidence that he knows this exact orchard, and eeh I don't know, fuck it I say, only a few of you might even go there anyway and she does get referrals now and then so a stranger asking for something (as long as they say the right thing) doesn't worry her. Please don't let this be for nothing; I encourage you to pay her a visit and tell me about your experience.

    Oh and she doesn't and has never used herself, in case you'd be dumb enough to ask if she wanted to get high. Just do your business and move along. Oh and she'll give you the actual Paula Reds which are fucking badass lil' appels.

    grazie
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Well..not sure what happened between 7 pages but I guess you're free yet again? Congratulations and not to be a Debbie but remember the things that landed you there in the first place and avoid them at all costs. That being said I'm genuinely happy for you. Enjoy your freedom(within reason you lil trouble maker!)

    Arrest warrant issued
    Turned himself in
    Had to do about a month
    Free now

    and not to be a Debbie but remember the things that landed you there in the first place, keep doing them, and avoid all cops at all cost.

    Danke
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I will modify them and refer to you from now on as "B-league" aka "sheet-skin" aka "Jo Jo." Don't let those cute nicknames fool you. Actually.. do it. Let them fool you, for no reason. Then you can tell people "One time, I was fooled by the nicknames someone gave me," and I can tell people, "One time, I gave someone some nicknames and he was fooled by them." Deal?

    *HIGH FIVYE*
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm out and free and clear….no paper, fines or bullshit ass drug tests….

    Stay up my niggas….



    Originally posted by NARCassist feels good doesn't it?



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    One of the best non-drug "feel goods" one can experience. Nothing like the sweet sweet sound (in my cases) of the little beep on my cell intercom followed by 'mq pack your stuff.' That's all they have to say.

    Aside from the times it's a surprise to be released like waiting on bail or whatever, I'm of course already packed RED-TO-GO.

    Walking through everyone in the dayroom, many of them looking at you with jealousy in their eyes, saying peace to the niggas that you got to know.

    Then the walk to the exit area, getting your clothes back, your little memories, your lighter, smokes, cash. You just smile. Then the final few doors. Maybe a guard or someone saying 'good luck' as you leave the place.

    And then the sweet air. Immediately followed by a disgusting cancer stick. Lol. But the smoke tastes like the best you've ever had. Like when you first started smoking. Catching a buzz. Smiling again. Laughing. Then going to out for steak and ostrich.

    At least that's how it goes for me. XD
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  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You're a hardcore faggot.
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  20. If I have too much nervous tissue will it get anxious and wander off?
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