The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-09-07 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #8141
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   AND THEN A HERO COMES ALOOOOOONG
2. 2017-09-07 at 11:22 AM UTC

   #8142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this place is a bitch to quit, you know that?
3. 2017-09-07 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #8143
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I was bench pressing 500kg at the gym so the manager came to me he said: "Look Soph, I appreciate you and all but could you turn it down a notch? You're making the other customers feel uncomfortable." Believe me, it's true.
4. 2017-09-07 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #8144
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Stuff like that actually happens. You can't lift heavy at regular gyms.
5. 2017-09-07 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #8145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra §m£ÂgØL/poc - is hydro OK or did she follow through? she hasn't posted since that 'goodbye'.

   
   Like everybody said, she probably didn't. I wasn't lying when I said I've heard it literally too many times to count. If I had to guess it'd be somewhere in the number of two dozen times she was 'absolutely going to kill herself.' Maybe more.
   
   She probably just hasn't posted because she's EMBARRASSED. If you missed it, you should read my post about her in TC:
   https://niggasin.space/thread/12585?p=159#post-249125
6. 2017-09-07 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #8146
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 this place is a bitch to quit, you know that?

   
   Good.
   
   What were your withdrawal symptoms?
7. 2017-09-07 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #8147
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I've been sleeping 32 hours with little interruption in between after a 4 day meth binge. This is how meth was meant to be done. Carry on Brahs.
8. 2017-09-07 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #8148
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop I've been sleeping 32 hours with little interruption in between after a 4 day meth binge. This is how meth was meant to be done. Carry on Brahs.

   
   Nope! Wakey wakey! Pitter patter let's get at 'er we got more 4-day binges to take care of Resty no time for sleeps we gotta gogogogoGOGO!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
9. 2017-09-07 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #8149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Nope! Wakey wakey! Pitter patter let's get at 'er we got more 4-day binges to take care of Resty no time for sleeps we gotta gogogogoGOGO!!

   
   youre literally never funny
10. 2017-09-07 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #8150
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ He was there all weekend you blockhead.

    
    Which dun dicha do I give my five cents to?
    
    Lucy is a whore and only wants sex
11. 2017-09-07 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #8151
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by matrix youre literally never funny

    
    Flaco and Lanny boring you ? Time to find someone new to pay you mind? I'll pass.
12. 2017-09-07 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #8152
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by matrix youre literally never funny

    
    All I want is tree fitty
13. 2017-09-07 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #8153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Flaco and Lanny boring you ? Time to find someone new to pay you mind? I'll pass.

    
    You have no value. Commit suicide
14. 2017-09-07 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #8154
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by matrix You have no value. Commit suicide

    
    Hey now we're all friends here we can talk this out
15. 2017-09-07 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #8155
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm hoping Best Korea gets the nuke on an ICBM tbh. Just to spite neocon fuccboi interests.
    
    
16. 2017-09-07 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #8156
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But we can't talk it out if Sophie is here because Sophia ruins everything
17. 2017-09-07 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #8157
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mashlehash But we can't talk it out if Sophie is here because Sophia ruins everything

    
    I'm with Sploo on this one, you should kill yourself.
18. 2017-09-07 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #8158
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Can you not read he was talking to mq which I still don't agree with
19. 2017-09-07 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #8159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you had to create a new gender with totally different parts (no breasts, no penis, no vagina) what would the parts look like? I personally find this really hard to imagine without turning to the hyena clitoris.
20. 2017-09-07 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #8160
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 If you had to create a new gender with totally different parts (no breasts, no penis, no vagina) what would the parts look like? I personally find this really hard to imagine without turning to the hyena clitoris.

    
    Something like the flower monster from Jumanji, but that's kind of like a penis AND vagina.