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  1. It's the middle of the week, my dudes

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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Like my Mom.

    All white, no accent what soever.

    he also looks like he moisturizes his face at night like it's a dick.


    Why you take off Bill Krozby?
    So what you're really trying to tell us is that you moisturize your dick.
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  3. Originally posted by RestStop My family and friends. Fuck all those unmotivated faggots and losers. YEAH! *Flexes*

    Real shit. Bunch of complainers and haters. Weak ass family
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RestStop How would this benefit from me from a porn/meth perspective?

    get one of those vr headsets you put your phone in and watch vr porno on that, then imagine it with much higher resolution and responsiveness
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  5. Originally posted by RestStop Hypothetically speaking, how much lab grade Fent would it take to kill a heroin addict if you laced say a gram of H with it?

    Would depend a lot on tolerance and route of administration. If both were pure fentanyl is about 60 times as potent as heroin via IV, factor street cuts into that and it's probably more like 100:1 heroin to fent.

    Around 20 mg of fent in a gram of H would probably do the trick, give or take.
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  6. Quite the body, I just want her to place my head between those whopper thighs and squeeze my head like a nut
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  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  8. Writing that made me feel sick inside. You're sick
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  10. Waiting on mail still beats having to fuck with street level dealers
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  11. Originally posted by Fox Paws Back in the day I used to work front desk on the night shift at a hotel around 6th and Mission in San Francisco. It's basically the most ghetto part of the city, google it. You see some weird shit around there late at night.

    So one time this blondish redhead chick stumbles in around 2 in the morning wearing these sexy ass skin-tight jeans and a zip up winter jacket (it's always cold in SF, even in the summer). She kinda looked like the daughter from that show Castle if you've ever seen it. I figured she was just drunk or whatever coming from one of the bars or clubs nearby after last call and just looking for a place to crash. But no, after talking to her more and more I realized it was more likely she crawled out of one of the local crackhouses.

    She started off mumbling something about being mugged and how they took her purse and cell phone and shit. She was clearly disoriented so I offered to call the cops for her but she started getting all squirrelly. Then she goes on about how she has trouble focusing sometimes because of brain calcification induced by government experiments performed on her, but she also gained mild telekinetic powers as a result.

    So now at this point I'm kind of just trying to find different polite ways to tell her to get the fuck outta here, but she just won't leave. Eventually she says she just needs a place to stay for the night and doesn't have anywhere else to go. So I tell her how is she gonna stay here if she don't have any fuckin money?

    Without a word she starts slowly unzipping her jacket to reveal she's completely fucking naked underneath, no bra or anything, just her bare pale titties. And they were nothing to write home about, but I'm more of an ass man myself anyway. So like I said she doesn't say shit but I can see it in her eyes that she's basically tryna suck some dick to get a free room.

    So I put up the "back in 15 minutes" sign, took the keys to an unoccupied room, led her upstairs and fucked her god damn brains out.

    The funny part is after she passed out, I just picked her up, took her outside and dumped her ass on the sidewalk around the corner. Lol. Changed the bed sheets, it's like it never happened.
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  13. MOETARD! Yung Blood
    I like to ride my motorcycle everywhere I go!! Is this the blog thread?


    My name is Charly and I'm looking for my brother if anyone has seen him please show him this picture of me and tell him that yes I'm still alive but I'm not his brother anymore, I tucked my penis and I'm his little sister now.
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  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock my ballsack is going to throttle your asshole into soup as the head of my dick brings you into a new cozy relationship with your gag reflex.

    Fuck you asshole, you're a fucking zero, a black fucking hole, when I find you I'm going to fuck you so hard there's going to be a rammagram of your ass, you piece of shit
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  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw that my bong and bowl had been stuck in an international sorting center for 10 days and used the trick where you simply request to receive updates on the tracking page. Worked like a charm, it's back on its way. Should have checked in sooner, but the possibility of this happening didn't cross my mind. I hadn't ordered direct from China in a while.



    I can't wait to smoke out of it and finally get some quality sleep I desperately need.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I always wanted to try pickle chips. I would imagine it's one of those things that's either awesome or horrible.

    Dill pickle chips are BA AF, lit family member.
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  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Never bang white after Labor Day.
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  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  19. Originally posted by RestStop Story time plz.

    There wasn't much of a story, fuckbiscuit fucked some fellow Englishman Zokleteer's girlfriend when he visited their city to hang with them, lol. I forget who it was.
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  20. Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    Okay now that picture's prooty hot.
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