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2018-01-29 at 12:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I always have weird sex dreams about the women I know who are in a relationship, wherein I cuck their partners. Two nights ago I had a dream about a girl I know who's had a child out of wedlock with her "partner". The dream was that I was fucking her on their marital bed, and their child was crying in his crib, but I was fucking her so hard she didn't care. He started crying louder and louder, then I started squeezing and sucking on her tits and realized she was lactating. She was like "please no, I need to feed him", but I just started ramming her harder and she just trailed off into "please noooo.... ooooh... Oh... Oh oh oh ohhhhh OH OH OHHH OHH" while I continued to massage her tits and squeeze out all her milk. Her baby kept crying louder and louder, like he was hungry but his whore mother had just wasted all the milk he was supposed to drink.
Then the husband walked in right as she came and she didn't care to keep her voice down, and neither did I. He stormed into the room to try to get tough with me while I stood up, but I smacked him with my left hand and sent him sprawling into a corner between a cabinet and a wall, and stomped on his chest with my foot, which drove the wind out of him and crushed his ribs. Then I flipped his wife over and fucked her ass while he laid there, watching, listening to his child cry, unable to speak. I came all over her face and made her jack me off while licking my balls and asshole.
I am a very polite and considerate person who gets along with everyone IRL so I would never do something like this, but I do dream about it. I think part of it is that I know other men feel threatened by me when their women are around me. I'm so friendly to them that they usually can't say shit but deep down, that's how they feel. -
2018-01-29 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop I planned on killing myself today but I had this super realistic dream where I was licking my first gf's little sister's nipples and she was stroking my cock and I was doing all sorts of kinky shit to her and my fun ended when her ex wife(who I had previously some vast knowledge of inexplicably as soon as I saw her) right before I noticed her 3-6 month pregnant stomach and licked her already pretty soaked clit before I hopped outside into the parking lot which was also a Wal Mart parking lot.
Understandably I am frantically looking for my dodge ram but of course my vehicle in this dream is a black Bentley Bentayga and as I push start it the stereo booms my favorite rapper "Take Off" and I do just that as I ride off into the darkness.
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2018-01-29 at 6:38 AM UTC in When I was in 6th grade, we did swimming, and one of the adult instructors...I mean I'd suck his dick and I'm hetero so...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-29 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-28 at 11:16 PM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
Originally posted by Xlite I see u didn't git it. If i knew everything i would also know my goals.
he hasn't figured a lot of things yet. he lives in this strange little headspace where he see's everybody else as the idiots. i'm wondering if one day it'll just suddenly occur to him. i dunno if you guys ever got mitchell and webb, the comedy sketch show. i'll get the scene off yt, i'm imagining him having this sudden realization, like the nazi does in the clip, and it will just spin his whole world completely upside down.
tl/dw
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2018-01-28 at 4:29 PM UTC in Machinery pornprobably 10-20k
I have a desk mill, maybe 30x30x30cm... It cost me $600The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 4 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-28 at 9:12 AM UTC in Your encounters with good people.I dont nessecarily call people that give me free alcohol "good people" but I've had it done plenty of times, usually just sluts who wanted someone to talk to at shows.
I guess the other day I was buying a 211 and my shittier car wouldn't reverse out of 711 spot and i was fucking pissed so I told the nearest person this small girl to push my car while i put it in neutral and when I pulled off the break it almost ran over her and I told her it was cool so some black and some old man pushed it back for me (i was on a hill) and that was pretty nice.
a few days ago I was smoking crack with my neighbor and this black lady and asked if i wanted to buy some and I said I couldn't and she said "don't cheat yourself treat urself sugar" and gave me several rocks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-28 at 4:08 AM UTC in If you could really sell your soul to the devil
Originally posted by Sophie Sounds boring. Why would you want to know everything? I mean i did say i wanted to learn everything but that is going to take me forever so i at least have a goal to strive for.
Knowing everything doesn't mean understanding everything. I think that's a more interesting process than finding things out, piecing then together, the whys of things.
If I had to give a serious answer, I'd give one in a similar vein, but with a change that makes it more fun: I'd ask for a machine that answers any question I want in as much detail as I want... And it's knowledge should have no limit, whatsoever. It will have the ultimate, absolute answers of a supreme god above all gods.
Then I can indulge my curiosities infinitely. For example, how did all things come to be? How did the first thing come to be? What did it mean for it to be rather than not be? I imagine sir would get abstract real quick, but the fun would be in figuring out the right questions to ask (and if you were stuck, you could ask it the right questions to ask!)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-27 at 12:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-27 at 1:26 AM UTC in Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?But.. I love him...
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2018-01-27 at 1:10 AM UTC in Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
Originally posted by Vizier Well, I've seen black men and white women with kids in USA and the kid is really black, but you're right, that kid is probably adopted or something.
That said, the word 'cuck' has been so overrused by everyone on the internet it's lost it's meaning.
man I've seen plenty of coal burners kids (burn the coal pay the toll) on dating sites in the central tx location and they look obviously mullato not black like that baby. I know it might sound kind of bad but when I see a whyte woman and her mullato bby on youtube or a dating site I ask if their kid is black and they get really frothy and ask what does it matter?! and I say it doesn't.. it was just a question..
hey but to each their own im personally a mutt
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2018-01-25 at 6:59 PM UTC in There's nothing I hate more than seeing a woman eat food.i'd be trying my hardest to get those burgers and my cock to meet somewhere in the middle.
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2018-01-25 at 10:54 AM UTC in Getting a fucking stomach ulcerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-25 at 5:48 AM UTC in Tell us your password.
Originally posted by Totse 2001 The CIA heard me and my girlfriend talk about how Mark E Smith looked sick lately and we feared him dying before touring the USA with the band The Fall.
So they punished me by taking him away this morning. they and the MI6 whatever or I am truly psychic
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2018-01-24 at 6:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!how a nigga liveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-24 at 11:25 AM UTC in What is your greatest moral failure?Uhh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-17 at 2:59 AM UTC in Working offshore
Originally posted by AngryOnion It's part of an old lumberjack camp joke.
I'm to fucked right now to tell it.
A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-01-16 at 11:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-16 at 12:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
