Originally posted by mmQ
I feel as though i should officiate. So I'm officiating this match. Nothing below the belt unless it's blowing the belt (gay boxing term you wouldn't get it).
Well blowing the belt would be uneventful. Growing up my father had this supposed wonderful sculpture in our living room, huge sculpture for all to see....it was two men "wrestling" or really two naked men one holding the other upside down and they each were grabing each others cocks. I think he had it there to offend people lol
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Originally posted by SpaceCakes
You do care because you took the time to post "I don't actually care"
You caught me
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Originally posted by RestStop
Heard that nigga mmQ was high end!
You definitely heard wrong.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Good. I hope they cut the arms off of everyone found guilty of dabbing.
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2019-01-29 at 1:04 AM UTC
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Holy shit I made it
You had what's called one of them there ephifanoys.
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Originally posted by Number13
TRAY TRAY DINDU NUFFIN HE WUD GUD BOI GETTIN BACK ON TRACK NEED MORE MONEY FOR DEM PROGRAMS
Oh way no this is a different -von Martin
Tayvon looks just like what my son would look like.
Had I knocked up that one kenyan hooker. Thank fuck I didn't gnome' sayin'?
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Lol @ runescape, Tor browser, a bunch of creepy Screenshots and big nigger dick.
Masterfully played, good sir.
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2019-01-28 at 6:12 AM UTC
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Who decorated that tree?! 🤨
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2019-01-28 at 6:04 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2019-01-28 at 1:09 AM UTC
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
^ My bedroom IRL.
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2019-01-28 at 12:51 AM UTC
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
^ Me IRL.
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I have it on good authority that Trump plans on invading Mexico in three weeks and turning it into the 51st state. Absolutely brilliant idea! He will satisfy his base by building a very short wall way south at the narrowest section. He will deport anyone who refuses to learn English. He will turn the Baja Peninsula into a Trump resort. We will gain an extended growing season for our fruits and vegetables and have all the ready made labor to pick them. He will be able to declare a win over drugs coming in over the border and on and on.
Long live King Trump ! ! !
Your thoughts?
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2019-01-27 at 4:21 PM UTC
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African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
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Originally posted by RestStop
I never saw the appeal of benzos. I just get fucked up and don't remember shit/pass out for 12-14 hours.
To borrow a phrase from the deceased, benzos are a fast forward button for life. There are some really shitty 12-14 hour periods of our lives that many of us would rather never have experienced. For these moments man has stolen benzos from the gods.
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2019-01-27 at 12:21 AM UTC
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As very few of you may know...
Originally posted by Phantasmagoria
Can't wait to see the vid of you being blown to bits by ackmhed on liveleak
He’ll prolly blow his head off while riding the bus to basic training
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Originally posted by aldra
but you're the one that cocks
damn right
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Originally posted by RestStop
How was living Craigslist prostitutes? Was it fly? Are they a good time/any fun?
Craiglist prostitutes are still bitches and therefore, not shit.
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Originally posted by Solstice
I was smoking spice with a girl once and she broke out in tears over her kids talking about "I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED THEM IN THE BATHTUB!"
Must've been some bomb shit.
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I find this to be very accurate for opiate bitches
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