Ughhhh. Found a half ounce of crystal meth by the airport. Ummm... was handcuffed with 2 HUGE hospital grade pill bottles- one of 10mg norcos and one of 30mg oxycontin....and the police officer pulled them out of my jacket pocket, looked at each of them, soved them back into my pockets, uncuffed me, and then let me go and arrested the guy I was with for a warrant. Ive found a fuckton of drugs, but the vast majority were things hiding under the piles of garbage I live in, or something I squirrelled away while i was high as fuck.
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2017-08-06 at 5:49 AM UTC
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Originally posted by RestStop
This nasty lil slut do whatever I want
Can you ask her to trim her eyebrows?
jk :P I'm just playing. Good for you at gettin' laid and shit, she's cute! Looks a lil young though...but hey, where I live 16 is legal so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Have you ever found drugs randomly? Or received an amazing deal on drugs, gotten super lucky with getting away from the police, or from a crazy crackhead? What stories do you have where Junkie Jesus was looking out for you and your own. I'll go first.
I received the unicorn of randomly found drugs. I can't believe that stupid burner dropped it without realizing it. Maybe he left it on purpose as a gift? NAW,I doubt it because if I hadn't of spotted it one of the chinky bus boys I worked with would have just trashed it.
Oh yeah, what I found? Oh nothing much, just a little pink plastic case. Oh yeah and inside was 5 hits of acid, geltabs. Actual geltabs not just saying that like some people do to make it sound like better drugs than it actually is. That was the first and only time I've ever had geltabs. Majority of times I'd done acid in the past it was liquid, I'd have the dealer just drop the liquid on my tongue from his vile. INB4 perverted double entendre
The restaurant I was working at the time was a hot spot for people on their way and/or coming back from burning man. It had been left on the floor under one of the tables over night. I had worked the night before and came in the next the next morning to open. "Stupid lazy busboy,." I thought. That shit has been here all night, "He didn't even sweep!"
I picked it up, before tossing it I decided to open it, expecting it to be empty but secretly hoping it would contain something like a couple of xanax or percocets. Instead, low and behold, there was 5 geltabs. Great acid too, I usually need 2 or 3 hits of acid when I trip but I only needed one and got 3 trips out of this find, I gave my bf the other two. That is the only time I have ever found drugs in my life.
Share your own Junkie Jesus story. But it doesn't count if you lose something or your friend loses something and THEN you find it. I'm talking about straight up delivery, signed sealed, and delivered to you from Junkie Jesus. Or a situation where you were so lucky or given such a huge break it's as if you had drank a full bottle of Felix Felicis
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Originally posted by RestStop
This picture says "Ye Bro, I got crack, xanax, speed and a lil weed. Just meet me around the corner nigga Fuck!"
Looks like Eminem if he grew up in Atlanta and played rock.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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Originally posted by RestStop
I've thought about this before as well and (unfoundedly) worried about my own debit card not being accepted due to me scribbling on the pen+pad thing at gas stations. It's literally my initials followed by deliberate zig zags up and down. My signature is that there is no signature.
it wont happen. i literally NEVER, and have never, signed the digital signature pads. occasionally ill make some sort of ridiculous drawing...happy face...stick figure...etc.
for some purchases where the signature shows up on the actual receipt ill write notations, but no signature,...such as at lowes/homo-depot/ace-hardware id write what project the items were going to be used for to keep track of in my records. a few years ago homo-depot made some sort of signature identifying changes where if i exclusively wrote my personal 'code' for the project, which was capital-font letters with a few numbers, it wouldnt accept it unless i also added some scrible-ies along with it.
ive literally drawn penises and balls on signature pads (at lowes) and it was accepted.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Mine's not even on that level but thanks for the compliment.
if you consider that a complement i dont even want to know what happens if i say mean things about you.
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2017-08-05 at 6:56 PM UTC
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street prices where you are
who the fuck buys drugs on the street?
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2017-07-31 at 8:41 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 2:17 AM UTC
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i bet she a right bitchy type, but look at her, who the fuck cares?
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2017-07-25 at 6:45 PM UTC
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I always check my oil.
Originally posted by cerakote
word of advice, keep extra bottles of all fluids in your vehicle. a gallon of water, antifreeze, power steering, etc etc. had a pretty respectable radiator leak a while back and if not for the gallon of distilled water behind my seat my shit would have been royally fucked up. ended up using the entire gallon of water just to keep it from overheating long enough to get home where i could replace it. power steering fluid cap came loose, spilled fluid everywhere which caused the serpentine belt to slip off the tensioner pulley, which broke off after flying forward because it wasnt pulled down by the belt, which punched the hole in my radiator. to top off my 1 in a million shitty luck, the new radiator (didnt cost me a dime, thanks lifetime warranty) that i installed had a hole in it out of the box, so i had to go get another one that wasnt pre-fucked. as if that werent enough, the radiator that replaced the defective one was missing a fitting in the bag, which just so happened to be the only one i needed to finish the replacement.
i have never been pranked harder by life than i was that day
i normally tow my second car along long journeys just to be safe.
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2017-07-25 at 3:46 AM UTC
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I always check my oil.
I always check my foil before a long trip.
Ya know just to be sure I have enough.
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2017-07-24 at 3:21 PM UTC
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Dreams
don't let your dreams be dreams.
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Nah dude, I wasn't serious.
It's going to take a very long time for me to recover and develop enough, if it ever occurs at all, for friendships to even be a possibility. There are countless facets to this. Essentially you have to think of it as necessitating a prolonged and intensive therapeutic process.
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to properly convey just exactly what lead me to detach and isolate myself to such an extreme, inhuman, extent for so long. It isn't a bad thing, but even the people here, let alone normal people with fulfilling social lives, cannot imagine how I came to perceive the world.
I genuinely have profound anthropophobia, which is incredibly rare. I wasn't exaggerating when I stated that intimacy, in any form, is one of my greatest fears. There's a very real chance I'm never going to be able to connect to anyone or form real relationships, and explaining why is exceedingly difficult. It may be fine, I may be able to adapt and learn to accept being around others, derive enough of the innate need for companionship to be able to survive, even thrive, but it isn't the same. Something that has been developing over a lifetime and involves an array of advanced subjects, particularly for a period that is close to 15 years at this point.
The impression given online is completely inaccurate. To be perfectly honest, I can't even feel a proper emotional connection to animals at this point. It's almost akin to a form of severe depersonalization/derealization, or the most severe forms of autism where they just end up completely withdrawn into themselves and unresponsive to the world around them.
I don't know, it's probably been the profound lack of people, intimacy, and how closed off I've become after so long, particularly during such a critical period of development. I'm likely going to need intensive MDMA therapy sessions with the right person or people over a prolonged period to overcome this as much as I'm able to.
I completely understand the response to being held or wrapped tightly. It's actually common among those on the spectrum, which is why weighted blankets are a popular therapeutic accessory. The desire to sleep and snuggle with someone, or even an animal, as well.
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2017-07-24 at 5:45 AM UTC
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Originally posted by RestStop
She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brahs.
Also…to whoever I'm in pm's with…I'll get back with you by tomorrow 10 am…had OPSEC problems.
>he thanks all my shitposts
>he shitposts rap lyrics too
>he likes stoya as much as i do
you are the fucking MAN
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well boys, i have my interview for my plumbing apprenticeship tomorrow (today technically)... cant wait. ive been itching to get this ball rolling so i can start making my own money and becoming my own man
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2017-07-24 at 3:50 AM UTC
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Me and my wife both have a professional life we'd rather not have linked with this site. But if it helps you fap she has a really Nordic looking face, like shed make a really good meth head if she lost 15lbs or so
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
shoulda pulled a "mike hawk"^
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2017-07-24 at 3:26 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
PS - do not take everything on Reddit at face value, a lot of it seems to be meth-fueled paranoia and fundamental failures in understanding how the platforms work
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