2015-08-14 at 9:45 PM UTC
No one probably remembers but at the end of may I ended up pretty much beating the fuck out of an old man who threatened and then unsuccessfully tried to punch me...for no apparent reason. Yesterday I was put on ankle monitor for 90 days, weekly reporting probation for a year so far...so now all I can do is mow my lawn, lift weights in my garage and surf teh internets and drink beer. I'm allowed to leave my house for groceries one day a week and that's it(4 shopping carts of beer). Originally I became enraged at this and plotted to kill the old fucker but cooler heads prevailed.
Not really sure what the point of this post is...though it's half baked so I guess no point is needed.
this old guy attacked you and you defended yourself.
so, can anyone tell me, what are cops good for again?
one time I made a fake house arrest ankle bracelet to prop up an elaborate lie I spun to my girlfriend. I used some straps to a generic 'laser tag' game, and the casing from an old electric razor.
2015-08-14 at 10:45 PM UTC
I got off house arrest two months early, and told her I was still on it so I could go out and party with my friends and shit, stay out all night, that sort of thing.
she called me out on it, ( she was/is a suspicious bitch) and walked 7 miles to my house to check if I was lying or not....so as she was making her way over, I was building my fake bracelet.
when she got there, I hung my leg out the window and said 'you satisfied'? and I got to lord it over her for her being such a bitch about it.
2015-08-14 at 10:59 PM UTC
she was such a bitch, she is a police officer now
2015-08-14 at 11:14 PM UTC
Well there you go Mike- you got your houst arrest person to ridicule. Go on, ridicule!
2015-08-14 at 11:20 PM UTC
the path to enlightenment is paved with self induced house arrest
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2021-01-21 at 5:27 AM UTC
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
That old man had it coming
