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2017-06-06 at 11:38 AM UTC in What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."
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2017-06-05 at 11:46 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinJust finishing a buttermilk biscuit and now snacking on some bbq chips reminds me to appreciate the subtle sweetness of life. It reminds me that I don't always need the bitterness of Budweiser but at times a cab sav will do. Not a Reese's buttercup is always needed but sometimes a sweet dough bread stick will do. The sweet suckling of half a Newport along with half a tenth of shard will do me. Not a baboon from Africa but a red bone pilgrim will rise me from my common slumber.
It's okay to blast some L isomer doesn't always have to be pure D-meth from down unda. Oh some place far away and long ago I shall be telling this woeful tale with a gander. I chose the subtle sweetness of life and that has made all the difference. -
2017-06-05 at 9:39 PM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent design
Originally posted by Open Your Mind www.instagram.com/alicia_amira/?hl=en
If her boobs were slightly smaller and face wasn't out of a nightmare 8.5/10 wood bang. -
2017-06-05 at 9:27 PM UTC in Checkmate, Atheists: The Brazilian bitch's ass is evidence of intelligent designI'm afraid a butt flex from this chick would crush my dong.
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2017-06-05 at 9:23 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
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2017-06-05 at 9:19 PM UTC in The year is 2017I'm not into the racist shit either. I mean if a black person is obviously being a nigger I'll call them one but I love mulatto butts and redbone sluts way too much to be a full fledged kkk burn a cross in your yard racist.
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2017-06-05 at 6:53 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-06-05 at 6:46 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-06-05 at 5:58 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinIf her pussy tastes like pepsi-cola then I'm going to be the new spokesperson for DIABETUS
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2017-06-05 at 5:01 PM UTC in Dreamgirl vs Dreamjob"The only thing that's gonna make ya happy brahs, in this year or any other is to sell meth. It's to raise the purity and feel that incredible power of ruining the lives of faggots and shit cunts alike. That's what this games all about". - Tony Robbins
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2017-06-05 at 12:55 PM UTC in How many buisiness and companys do you reckon are actually laundering money?
Originally posted by NARCassist i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.
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That's nothin'. I once saved all the one dollar bills I made from selling meth then split them all up between 5 of my closest friends. We then went to the laundromat two blocks away and exchanged them for quarters. Careful not to draw too much suspicion we then hit up chuck e cheeses all across two states namely focusing on whack a mole and ice hockey. My third strike team then had double agent cashiers triple redeem the prize tickets mostly in the form of nerf footballs and beanie babies.
All across the country sleeper agents in the form of retired car salesman and chocolate chip cookie baking grandmothers set up ebay stores and mom and pop shop stores all across the US. 77% of all profits were funneled to various swiss bank accounts were they bounced across the globe for several months. We all came out several hundred dollars richer that summer and all the kids and pre teens that summer somehow had a few extra neef footballs and beanie babies just enough to keep them happy yet just too few not to raise parent's suspicions. My boys and me came out smelling like roses that summer and one thing was for sure ; we were ready to rock. -
2017-06-05 at 12:36 PM UTC in EXCLUSIVE: Shocking footage of London on High Alert
Originally posted by NARCassist yeah, if they were smart…
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That nigga was pretty bad ass. I don't know if not killing anyone is commendable or reprehensible though. I'd definitely be tempted to smash some police cruisers myself if I was that enraged to customize a tank and go on a rampage like that. If I remember this guy correctly he did all of this because he couldn't get a zoning permit or something along those lines. Still my hats off to him. -
2017-06-05 at 12 PM UTC in Had you ever known someone who commited suicide?
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2017-06-05 at 12:42 AM UTC in Had you ever known someone who commited suicide?
Originally posted by -SpectraL About a week before he killed himself, Roxy told me she had been sleeping, and John was sleeping in the bed as well, and when she woke up he had his dick in her. She asked me if I would consider that rape. I said, well, you have been together for years… errr… is that even possible? She got a little angry and said she thought it was a violation. I told her if she thought it was a violation, then she should just tell him never to do that again. Then she says he's done it before. So I backed off and told her it was her decision, that if she felt like she was being raped, she should call the cops or leave him.
It's so weird how people tell just people they casually know deep dark things but hide shit from people they've known forever/love. Not that you two weren't close friends I have no clue it;s just from what I gather it was some girl you casually knew. I remember last summer some friends from high school and I ran into each other(were all 28) so we ended up going back to my house to get some ice and ended up getting blasted AF then randomly chatting with their neighbors across the street. Turns out the three women are mother-daughter-daughter in law and all heroin junkies. The mother ends up telling me about how her son died trying to rob a dollar store and drowned; how her grandson ended up getting sodomized by a bunch of heroin dealers and how they gang banged her daughter in law for the H, and how her youngest grand son was ill legit because her still alive son is a dumbass who's constantly in prison.
I felt bad for her but it's crazy how people can share this much info with someone who they haven't even known for 24 hours.
Back on topic my cousin killed himself about 12 years ago...I don't know much about it other than he did huge amounts of drugs and it was over a girl. Sounded kinda gay and tbh I was angry because he fucked up my whole day I had drugs to score and ass to smash and I honestly couldn't have given a fuck less I think I remember saying something along the same lines to my mother about it when I was drunk some years later. -
2017-06-04 at 8:56 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinI'm going to write and if necessary self publish a book titled "All faggots go to heaven" and then when I'm on Oprah/Aging Dr. Phil I'm going to tell them how the book is highly misinterpreted and actually empowering to gays then after I have them all convinced I'll somehow let everyone know that I was just trolling the whole time and actually how I hate them all and actually all faggots go to hell LOL.
This is after I make at least a few million selling the book though. -
2017-06-04 at 5:18 PM UTC in The year is 2017
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2017-06-04 at 4:04 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinI have just realized I have spent the entire past year completely blasted off of ice. Never felt better honestly.
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2017-05-30 at 8:30 AM UTC in Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouthYeah it's totally possible. Sperm can live in the harshest and most hostile conditions for a good 72 hours I believe, SRS post.
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2017-05-30 at 6:43 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-05-30 at 6:13 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinYou know the drill by now ...
