Posts by RestStop

1. 2017-06-13 at 5:26 PM UTC in Mouth Wash Doesn't Conceal the Smell of Alcohol
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I've heard countless antidotes on how to beat breathalyzers after being a pretty serious alcoholic for a decade in the middle of honky tonk no where. Nickels on the tongue, hot sauce, gum, certain breathing techniques during the breathalyzer etc..
   
   A long time ago my friend swore he beat one after drinking 22 Bud lights and his only answer was that he had ate a 12 inch sub just moments before being pulled over idk why but I believed the guy he was never one to fabricate things especially something that trivial he was genuinely stumped himself.
2. 2017-06-13 at 4:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Change my answer for the hard ass gangsta OG blood nigga shit, it's actually this:
   
   
3. 2017-06-13 at 4:15 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Narc the term fed is used to describe LE in general. don't forget there is nothing stopping even local cops from checking this site out. googling the details of a local crime could easily lead here and then jackpot, the suspect has just done his job for him.

   
   If someone is careless enough to type out in detail the crime they committed on here then they probably deserve to get caught. In this specific case Scronaldo doesn't have the mental/testicular fortitude to get past the first gate let alone commit the crime to its completion than somehow miraculously escape and then go uncaught for any significant amount of time. The thread title is just a fantasy.
4. 2017-06-13 at 4:12 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   OMG imagine this guy without any graying/beard. It's literally a spitting image of Sploo 30 years from now.
5. 2017-06-13 at 4:05 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by NARCassist I wish everyone would start being bitches again.

   
   Granted but they wake you up every 30 minutes singing Christmas Carols.
   
   I wish I could create a 5 gram shard out of thin air whenever I please.
6. 2017-06-13 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Shit goes hard FAMS
   
   
7. 2017-06-13 at 3:43 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by NARCassist
   
   
   
   
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   That's just...unpleasant.
8. 2017-06-13 at 3:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by NARCassist i like corners.

   
   I like turtles.
9. 2017-06-13 at 2:37 AM UTC in Drug Exchange Rates
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Also there's no way in fucking hell I'd trade meth for weed...I'd be suspicious of anyone willing to do as such definitely.
10. 2017-06-13 at 2:36 AM UTC in Drug Exchange Rates
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'd charge a tenth and a half a gram aka .150
11. 2017-06-13 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by aldra ordered a bunch of knife parts a while back, apparently I ordered a faget spanner as well:
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    
    is made by Stedemon, a fairly high-end Chinese knife manufacturer

    
    Not sure how fun those things are but that's definitely one of the more aesthetic ones. I wonder if you can order one with legit sharp razor/knife blades on the ends.
12. 2017-06-13 at 1:54 AM UTC in Lanny's Caring Levels
    RestStop Space Nigga
    For some reason I want no I NEED to know how Lanny feels about a PB&J sandwich on an off white porcelain plate.
13. 2017-06-13 at 1:49 AM UTC in PAYING IN BTC (deets in thread)
    RestStop Space Nigga
    How much coinage are we talkin' here?
14. 2017-06-13 at 1:46 AM UTC in It's about time toilets evolve.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm surprised they don't come standard with IPhone holders at this point.
15. 2017-06-13 at 1:35 AM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why i say 'nigger' as much as possible.
    
    im going to make some faggot prosecutor say 'the defendant posted the term 'nigger' and 'faggot' elevendy four billion times in the course of…'

    
    The whole thing would be a fuckin laugh riot. "Sentence 49, page 1132, paragraph 37; "The defendant said the above poster was "cucked" and said he had a "Whore wife" The poster responded by saying he want to "Fuck his mother in the ass you worthless nigger."
    
    Nothing anyone of us do would be worthwhile on a federal level expect maybe the few here who are true kiddie fiddlers and perhaps one or two heavy traffickers.
16. 2017-06-13 at 1:07 AM UTC in I was gonna binge on meth
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if selling 2 pounds of a high quality car could get you a shard.

    
    Well the age old question is "How much car could a shard, shard, shard, if a car could shard a car?"
17. 2017-06-13 at 12:57 AM UTC in I was gonna binge on meth
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Selling two pounds of high quality shard could get you this exact car.
18. 2017-06-13 at 12:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I guess this chick offended ten's of thousands of people with facetious facebook/twitter posts but upon seeing this sexy lil crime committer IRDGAF...
    
    
    
    
    
19. 2017-06-13 at 12:47 AM UTC in Kreepy fuckin kay is never coming back
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Ahh we musn't forget the sickest cunt ever to come out of Australia...
    
    
20. 2017-06-13 at 12:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    RestStop Space Nigga