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2017-09-08 at 10:02 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionknow that you niggas gettin' sick of me (eww-ah)
These chains on my neck cost a mil' a piece (umm)
I don't even like to freestyle for free
I put in the key and I ride the beat (*whirr*)
I won't even come out the house for free
I pay a nigga to drive for me (huh?)
JAY-Z couldn't even co-sign for me
I do what I want, 'cause I'm signed to me (damn)
I get the, I get the, I get the bag
They get the bag, had to cut it in half (Wop)
Stop the comparin', y'all makin' me laugh
Need the rehab, I'm addicted to cash (Gucci)
Convertible Wop, convertible top
My dope got a vertical, look at it hop
Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, and it jump out the pot (pot)
Came out of jail and went straight to the top
Take it easy, baby, middle of summer, I'm freezin', baby (burr)
Don't leave me, baby
Just drop to your knees and please me, baby (don't...)
I'm fascinated, two bitches so fine that I masturbated (hah)
Congratulations, she brain me so good that I graduated (wow)
They had to hate it
I don't fuck with them niggas, they plastic, baby (heh)
I trap a baby, I rap but own all my masters, baby
It's tragic, baby, I pull up and fuck up the traffic, baby (hah)
I'm savage, baby
I'm killin' these niggas, closed casket, baby (ayy, Wop) -
2017-09-08 at 3:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThis shit Lit AF Fam :
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2017-09-07 at 8:48 PM UTC in opiatesI only do ice and occasionally a few hits off of a joint. Opiates have zero value to me they're shit-tier right up there with bundy.
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2017-09-07 at 8:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by mmQ Nope! Wakey wakey! Pitter patter let's get at 'er we got more 4-day binges to take care of Resty no time for sleeps we gotta gogogogoGOGO!!
I give it until next Thursday until my professed "I'm never doing ice again" pact goes out the fuckin' window with the quickness. We will see. Until then it's cat naps, watching TV, shit posting on here and eating very unhealthy food in very unhealthy amounts. 'Tis the life Brahs! -
2017-09-07 at 5:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI've been sleeping 32 hours with little interruption in between after a 4 day meth binge. This is how meth was meant to be done. Carry on Brahs.
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2017-09-02 at 4:14 AM UTC in Do people actually want me as a poster here?Naw you're alright , Bruh. Keep on postin' on.
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2017-09-02 at 4:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe bitches be drippin all over my mother fuckin clothes
I'm drunk and I'm stoned dont think I can make it home
Bitches blowin my phone up, white girls like whats goin on bruh?
She said she from Aurora, she suck me into a coma,
I told her sleep on the sofa -
2017-09-02 at 4:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSAwaiting fo' the ice Gods to deliver in the AM. By this time tomorrow I'll be dripping in bitches. Yeaahhh!
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2017-09-02 at 1:39 AM UTC in Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Who Has Got a Job
Originally posted by mashlehash What do you do, sell houses ooor?
Do you live in them, shit in them, eat in them, fuck in them, and then sell the house?
Basically but mostly rent them. I am also a fair trade ho banger. You can often find me in the decrepit back streets rogerin' away at a (semi) pretty redbone in exchange for an icey treat for tha summa heat! -
2017-09-02 at 1:36 AM UTC in Sooooooooooooooooooooooo Who Has Got a Job
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2017-09-02 at 12:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSo I'll ask for upteenth time...wtf happened to Malice? Is he alive and if so what's up with the lil' dickens?
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2017-09-01 at 10:51 PM UTC in Meticulously, intelligently, and holistically planning for your futureAin't nobody got time fo' dat.
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2017-09-01 at 10:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-01 at 10:46 PM UTC in stabbing your kids is normalSounds aesthetic as fuck.
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2017-09-01 at 9:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI usually hate on "gibberish" rap but this song has a rhythm and beat that just relaxes me and makes me feel like I'm "winning" while
driving down the highway :
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2017-09-01 at 8:40 PM UTC in My dope dealers name is Surrinder
Originally posted by mmQ I will modify them and refer to you from now on as "B-league" aka "sheet-skin" aka "Jo Jo." Don't let those cute nicknames fool you. Actually.. do it. Let them fool you, for no reason. Then you can tell people "One time, I was fooled by the nicknames someone gave me," and I can tell people, "One time, I gave someone some nicknames and he was fooled by them." Deal?
*HIGH FIVYE*
"HIGH FIYVE" would be a good nickname for a meth/coke dealer...meaning his product is so strong/pure that you can get high for just $5...GET IT? HIGH FIVE! -
2017-09-01 at 8:10 PM UTC in im so stoned"One gram" and "dab" are oxymorons when used together...also there's a new "drinkable" coming out..or is out..called "Sprig" and has something like 46mg of pure thc and "no other unnatural ingredients" or some shit...
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2017-09-01 at 8:04 PM UTC in Aliens attack sometime this monthI'm curious as to how they are affected by time or how it "works" for them. 3 years is quite a bit of time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. I guess if they are thousands of years old a few years would seem like a day or something. Of course the distance between planets could be a few year trip too..depending on how fast their space crafts are.
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2017-09-01 at 8:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-01 at 7:41 PM UTC in Peifer Orchards in Yellow Springs Ohio
Originally posted by mmQ But what it's really about, is talking to the lady that runs the apple section, and getting some of the purest crystal methamphetamine you'll ever see. I've known about this place since I was 14 years old. Just ask for 'Granny' if she isn't at the apple area, and when you meet her, simply ask for 'A baker's dozen of Paula Reds.' Then she'll take you a nearby shed and hook you up with the techno. And since she makes it herself (yes, she's a master chemist), her prices are about 1/2 of regular street price.
Like actro said. It's worth it.
Merci
I have been searching endlessly for this old magical bitch. Like...I've probably murdered a half dozen people, broke 1,000's of traffic laws, went undercover as 3 HUSBANDS, yes 3! Fathered 4 children, spend 1.2 million dollars buying houses and cars, not to mention the police bribes and had my face reconstructed 4 times. And to think..mq knew the old wench the whole time! Well I'll be a son of a gun!