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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    The us gov't steals millions worth as "evidence" every time they shut down a dnm.
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock almost 8pm and I still don't have my shit. these faggots need to unfuck themselves.

    I saw more than the usual number of UPS trucks out and about today. in one neighborhood I saw a truck stop at 4 or 5 houses almost in a row. the passenger would grab a couple of boxes from the driver…run to the house…run back to the truck to get another box from the driver…then run to a house next door…the driver would drive to the next house and they did that for several houses.

    Definitely ask for a refund for whatever you paid for shipping. Though I suppose you planned on that anyways. In all seriousness I know dat feel when you're expecting something and it doesn't come for days. It sucks royal(rural?) dick.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Where are you, Bay?
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Meth is the obvious counter weight here.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I swear to God, hydro's dogs made me hate dogs forever. If I ever get another dog it's going to be roasted and seasoned with rosemary.

    I swore I'd bbq and put ketchup on my sister's cat after it shit on my bed when I left for school. If you ever want to have a pet BBQ hit me up Fam.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Make sure to write down "Meth Chef" on the previous work experience part.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock that.

    as i said earlier…nothing is free.

    that google-maps shit is used to track movement and that data is compiled…and sold to, literally, anyone who will pay for it.

    there are corporations that rent literal spy satellites then offer up images of literally any geographic location within the satellites footprint to literally anyone who is willing to pay the fees. granted…a single pic of mediocre resolution is a couple grand, but…hey…

    want a high-res image that used to be the exclusive territory of only the KGB and NRO? its going to cost you as much as an average sized car.

    I'll give you $20 and a bottle of red Gatorade to see naked pics of your lil sister.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Just weed?
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    That reminds me why I've been having unprotected sex with Native American girls for the past 5 years. At this point it's just a job I've been doing it so long that I don't even remember faces or names I just plow relentlessly, have a scientist use a super technologically advanced and power sponge that has single atom sized vacuums that suck the pussy juice straight off my cock m8.
    You see back when the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock and started murdering Indians for the supposed lolz it was actually to stop their cunt juices special powers to make later what is now known as methamphetamine.

    Most bros "in the know" have had at least one experience where the meth was super good and indeed had some special "Bam" or "kick, pow!" that had never been present in the other batches. That's the special enzyme from the vaginal fluids of the native hoes. See all those dnm vendors with level 10(over $2.5 million escrow sales?) chances are they had a little "Pow wow" in them there shards.

    Every gov't agency known(and not known) in the world is closing in on my sprawling estate as we speak so I don't have much time. I just popped a molly and my niggaz just pulled up in the range.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Naw need to get the dog up the Golem hole.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    You're working now? What kind of job did you find and do you like it?
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Jeff Hunter is more of an essence/idea/spirit rather than a tangible human being. He's like Buddha/Allah/God.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Fix'd

    Lawl! This nigga...
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist for a sweet little chick like her its fucking unbelievable, she gets 80ml of methadone every day. then she'll buy either 1/8 or 1/16 oz of smack a day, depending on how much she can afford. then on top she's doing shit loads of pregabalins, i seen her do a 14 strip of 300mgs in two days, and she throws valium down her neck like their sweeties.




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    Damn, that's quite a bit of shit to do. I hope her recovery is successful and both of you find some type of peace in all this. Good luck bro.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    I, for one, love nigga hoes.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Word is you is sucking some Deryck Whibley lookin' motherfucker on TC.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I mean, Futurama isn't a show you watch to go laugh your ass off at. It's just funnier than Family Guy and wittier than South Park. I like to watch it when I work out. I usually get at least a chuckle per episode.

    What do you think about It's Always Sunny tho?

    Yeah Always Sunny in Philadelphia is some good stuff. Obviously some episodes are way better than others. For example I like the "The gang gets quarantined" or something like that pretty well. Those types of shows where someone goes off the deep end and it's just good ol fashioned comedy. The one where Charlie takes a smart drug is a good one too. Charlie is by far my favorite for some reason. I guess because he gets so upset and agitated really easy.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You don't already know? Rick and Morty is seriously my favorite show. It's like the synthetic cannabinoid version of Futurama.

    I've always strongly disliked Futurama. Just never found it entertaining or funny but to each his own. Lord knows I like weird ass shit no one else does. Rick and Morty is some top grade shit though.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    I been banging this native ho off and on since summer and have this urge to blow my load into her pow wow hole. Dare to take the pregnant pill fam?
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    This thread title makes me want to see a usps guy cuckold a guy wearing a ups/fed ex uniform. Someone do it now FAGGOTS!
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