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2018-02-10 at 6:38 AM UTC in Craft beer ideaI thought of something like this a few years ago using "Good Guy Greg" meme as the beer label.
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2018-02-10 at 6:34 AM UTC in Loogey's obsession growsThose people look extra faggy...I mean even for a fag picnic.
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2018-02-10 at 4:15 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
Originally posted by Enter On the plane ride back from fiji, I was sitting next to a guy who looked like a male model. Tall, masculine, etc. He actually ended up getting the stewardess's phone number, I shit you not. It was crazy to witness first hand how easy it was for betas. She was all over him, giggling and checking up on him more than the other passengers.
The dude DID have a great personality though, but it was definitely a product of his good looks. When the world treats you kind because you're beautiful, you're going to be kind back. For the rest of us, we have to work on our personalities, rather than having it come natural.
I did realize something though while sitting next to him; my personality IS shit haha. Like if I had his looks but kept my personality, girls would definitely be into me at first, but then after a short while be like, "what the fuck?"
Here's an example of my autism compared to his smootheness:
Stewardess: Would you like anything to eat or drink?
beta: Hey! Yeah I'll have one of those meals.
Stwardess: You know it comes with a free drink? Non-alcoholic though.
beta: Haha there's always a catch!
Stewardess: Teehee.
beta: That's a nice bracelet by the way.
Stewardness: Oh thank you so much!
And now me:
Stewardess: Would you like anything to eat or drink?
Me: Yeah I'll have a water
Stewardess: Pardon?
Me: WATER
Stewardess: Oh okay
Me: Just gotta get my wallet out of my pocket.. (fumbling around in my seat)
Stewardess: What?
Me: GOTTA GET MY WALLET OUT
So yeah I really gotta work on my personality, for realz. I'm not confident at all. It'd help if I had his looks, definitely, but I'm making things worse by being so shy.
There was also a girl sitting to the right of me on the plane ride. She was talking to me at the start of the trip, but I wasn't really replying. Just like "ha yeah" etc. Eventually she started talking to the beta to the left of me, which made me feel awkward as fuck lol. But I noticed he was actually actively listening and engaging. I forced myself joined myself into the convo, and the girl actually started talking to me just as much if not more by the end.
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2018-02-10 at 3:48 AM UTC in SurnamesMine ends with a "don".
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2018-02-10 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-10 at 3:36 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-10 at 2:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-10 at 2:37 AM UTC in Who's hollywood star would you piss on?Not a hollywood star but I want to pee on Tana Mongeau while she's naked. Possibly make mouth babies with her too.
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2018-02-10 at 2:25 AM UTC in THE CHAMOMILE SPEEDBALLI'll try it the next time I wanna go fast. I might be a little skimpy on the heroin part though.
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2018-02-10 at 2:12 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fakeAnyone who concerns themselves with such things needs to get a damn job/hobby.
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2018-02-10 at 1:19 AM UTC in does everyone here use meth?
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2018-02-10 at 1:10 AM UTC in THis forum is all Australians on meth.As if anyone in Australia can actually afford the meth required to be a meth head there.
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2018-02-10 at 12:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I just had a "using" dream. My grandpa was so fucking high he snapped his hand off at the wrist and didn't notice. Meanwhile my meth is the form of these tiny blue pellets think match heads but blue and slightly smaller. Anyways were trying to make it to West Virginia and instead of driving like a normal person we decide to go through this county fair on the OH/WV border but naturally the county fair is a jungle gym/water park almost fully submerged in murky water but the only thing the that bothers me is I know my shit is melting/washing away because it's loose in my pocket.
I've had weirder dreams but this was pretty "out there" as far as dreams go. I don't know I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here but I'm not seeing it. Always keep your stash in a water proof baggie? I usually food seal my shit so this actually would never be a problem in real life. -
2018-02-09 at 7:38 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-09 at 3:47 PM UTC in Only just got back from fiji and I'm already fucking pissed.Only one solution. Wait until your mom leaves and find her dildo and leave it on her computer keyboard/nightstand.
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2018-02-09 at 2:39 PM UTC in Happy Nigger MonthDamn dude...seriously chill out. I was just posting a picture of a girl I thought was cute...don't need to go all Hannibal on us.
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2018-02-09 at 2:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I think diseases/disorders tend to consume all aspects of the sufferer's life if they let it. Not that it should be common but it definitely is. It's also a huge crutch to keep from doing things or a poor excuse as to why one hasn't done certain things. "Oh I have slight headaches sometimes..that's why I'm 30 and a virgin". LOL niqqaz!
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2018-02-09 at 2:03 PM UTC in The Next Marvel Superhero Movie...When will I get to see MethMan tho?
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2018-02-09 at 11:56 AM UTC in Happy Nigger Month
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2018-02-09 at 11:32 AM UTC in How often do you offer people drugs?