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Posts by Mud Hole Mania

  1. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    erek is one of the few posters that says what I'm about to say.

    Tats are lame

    But unlike like tattoos you're stuck with this for life. They come and go like cold sores
  2. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Something called G4 implants. They just drive screws as post into your jawbone then instead of doing one tooth at a time they just snap on false teeth. An entire row. But they look very natural and don't need to use adhesive or taken out to clean .. They take a molding of what's left and mold a set of real looking rallies that permanently snap in
  3. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood Claims to have been "anally penetrated and masturbated" by a ghost…

    HTSs Ghost?
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    Originally posted by Lanny I fucked your mom so hard that even you're walking with a limp now

    Shut the fuck up. She's a saint
  6. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He's now enjoying life in Argentina after his faked suicide.

    That could be a real thing
  7. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood Sounds like you're a cripple.

    Care to elaborate.
  8. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    THis was about NYC activities. Please stay on course
  9. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    So this never happened you realize this was a statement regarding a lack of toilets. And the way you post.. I thought of you as the type of person this would be. I channeled myself into you. I lived vicariously in a Matchew scenereo you sicko
  10. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Well I'm sure you're not a drug user but enjoy that drip :p
  11. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    By the way.. People to go NYC for Broadway or Off Broadway theatre. You can see a film anywhere
  12. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Well, my surgeon is behind, so I’m laying here, IV in, electrodes on, and waiting.😡. This waiting part sucks.


    I’m ready for my medically induced nap.😴

    How
    Old are you? That's sad. Hope thIngs to well
  13. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    So I had to pee really bad in San Francisco in a very posh neighborhood and no bathrooms near by.. so I realized I had 2 banana bags from produce that my gf used for my lunch. I had no bottle..

    Anyways I made pee and had farted and a strong urge to poop bad and had to aim inside these bags squating in my car.

    The thing is it smelled wretched and to look as if I was just parked I was playing Journey's song Lights. And suddenly a tap on the car window saying "I really like this song and all but you're blocking our driver... Ohh. Ohh. Jim, get out here this man is shitting in his car"

    Suddenly the entire neighborhoodb came outside wondering why she was squealing like that. Such a shreak

    She didn't have to embarrass me like that. It's only natural. Fuck.

    Amazon called. I have to return my Amazon vest.


    Hella sad face.

    Not my fault there are no public restrooms in the wealthy neighborhoods.

    Fucking Bathroom NIMBY fucks
  14. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    But the women are pretty. He just doesn't like adult females.. he prefers children.
  15. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Duke Zion Does it show him taking any dick? Im not a child I can handle it

    It's for rent now on Vudu and Prime.

    My girlfriend wants to view it. there was a free shitty cam of it last month on movie123 (but you need a popup blocker)
  16. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    BTW do you have conjunctivitis or some nasty shit like that?
  17. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, the temptation was so strong. Once you get started, it's really hard to stop.

    I would do this at night.. it's like sex it feels so good. and you get those swirly patterns. it's pretty. sometimes I see rainbow colors of rainfall like patterns (which later I was told is a disc separating.. stop doing that shit)

    the weird thing is feeling a lost of balance afterwards. you get head dizzy. not sure what causes that. maybe pressure on the brain.
  18. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I have been working full time since I was 16 years old and moved out and had my own place when I was 17 and got a girl pregnant a year later and almost became a manager at a store and bought a house but I decided that life wasn't for me and chose a different path

    Where is your boy now. How old is he?

    Does he call you Pops?
  19. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I wonder which one of us will eat the other first.

    that didn't sound right.
  20. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    I would probably be dead if Obama health care didn't exist. not because of the healthcare itself I could get. but rather the law he passed where no hospital could refuse someone with 0 health insurance as they were doing up until a few years ago.

    I had pneumonia bad and between 2 insurance plans with 2 months down time just as it hit. I got it near mid spring waiting for this shit to kick in. they wouldn't see me at first but I had desaturated to 89 percent and it was getting worst.

    so much for the Hippocratic oath.
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