Posts by Mud Hole Mania

1. 2019-10-01 at 6:05 AM UTC in how do you measure stuff in the metric system
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano ask me what a dick weighs, I say a couple ozz? I dunno ya fag
   
   
   How do you measure couple ounces in metric? 100 grams? that would get annoying and how do you know how accurate you are?

   
   I think it's 16 grams in an ounce but it might be 12 and an ounce of weed is 16 because it's like a bakers dozen
2. 2019-10-01 at 6:02 AM UTC in Have you guys ever gone durfing ?
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   People??
3. 2019-10-01 at 6:02 AM UTC in Have you guys ever gone durfing ?
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   It's like surfing but you hurrrdurrf inetead.
4. 2019-10-01 at 5:59 AM UTC in A list of bitches (females) on here I care about
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala Oh now you don’t like me bc of the Swiss? Fine I’ll switch back to the processed American.

   
   Do your age spots on your nipples transfer over to the cheese ?
5. 2019-10-01 at 5:52 AM UTC in Buying my friend a bag of rice and some beans
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   I'll stab yur butt with my cack
6. 2019-10-01 at 5:50 AM UTC in Buying my friend a bag of rice and some beans
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Tortilla chips n u haz Nachos
7. 2019-10-01 at 5:47 AM UTC in Is Jell-O considered a fruit?
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Are you asking if the front man for Dead Kennedy's
   is a phaggot?
   
   Ask him while he's kicking your front teeth out of your face.
8. 2019-10-01 at 5:39 AM UTC in Why do niggers like to have their fat black stanky asses hanging out?
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   I saw a few thick black ladies today. Very cute. White girls don't usually have them curves ..some do. But most just lack it with crackit cracker butts.
   
   I dated this pretty German girl once , beautiful face, high cheek bones, big boobs and a flat ass. Wtf?
9. 2019-10-01 at 5:35 AM UTC in Just got word that hydro died
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Love everyone like fam ..less problems
10. 2019-10-01 at 5:33 AM UTC in One thing I miss about Asia..
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra Gila Monsters
    
    
    not quick death either, it's empirically the most painful venom in the world

    
    Is it venom or just really infectious saliva with a bacteria that acts like toxin?
11. 2019-10-01 at 5:32 AM UTC in Anybody else noticing a RIDICULOUS amount of Donald Trump ads in the last two days?
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    People probably know he is unaware things he does with tax payer is not a perk and will try and expose him in the last days of office. Holding out like the "grab them right in the pussy" video.
12. 2019-10-01 at 5:29 AM UTC in Fucking Alcoholism
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Yeah, driving an Uber takes much more brainpower than welding.

    
    Sitting in a car, listening to music beats stressing in an office problem solving why things won't balance back into black. Staying overtime in the red.
13. 2019-10-01 at 5:25 AM UTC in One thing I miss about Asia..
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S you folks should check out komodo island in indonesia.
    
    im seriously hitting that place up the next time im in asia.

    
    Don't they have poisonous CUModo DRAGons there. One bite and that saliva will give u a quick death like advance AIDS or Ebola all in one
14. 2019-10-01 at 5:23 AM UTC in One thing I miss about Asia..
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls joking right?

    
    Yes
15. 2019-10-01 at 5:01 AM UTC in niggasin.space facebook groupchat
    

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    Don't use a wash cloth more than once. Throw it in the wash machine. Bacteria grows on damp towels.
    
    Too much soap clogs pores with waxie residue. Use soap under armpits, ass, feet, neck, chest and balls and use little soap on the rest. They will dry out.
16. 2019-10-01 at 4:53 AM UTC in My lil, Boomer is having a Heart Attack!
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood chelles asshole

    
    What? What about it?
17. 2019-10-01 at 4:53 AM UTC in My lil, Boomer is having a Heart Attack!
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats We home now and she is resting.
    All good :)
    Thanks for not making my wife die God.

    
    I hope you mean this
18. 2019-10-01 at 4:41 AM UTC in My lil, Boomer is having a Heart Attack!
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Here is the thing, that second number is insanely high. Why did this happen?
    
    
    I had high BP for years in my late 30s and early 40s. 165/105.
    
    
    I can't believe she didn't stroke out with that. Tell us the real number.. Everyone loves to tack on some digits but don't bullet us. Did you take a photo of BP?
19. 2019-10-01 at 12:06 AM UTC in Sup with shifty ethnic
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah, maybe she saw lust in your eye and had already been ocular raped enough by white men this month.

    
    Dude she looked like a 90 year old troll doll.
20. 2019-10-01 at 12:05 AM UTC in Sup with shifty ethnic
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Idk… peedy.. I wasn't there.. she probably just thought you were creepy and wanted to be left alone.. you democracts are so fucking full of yourselves and racist
    
    not everything revolves around your tiny little world

    
    Yes it does, bitch. I'm a 5th gen. 1st gens flooding in. Can't drive for shit like you. Bicycle Boi