I hate those toilets where the whole thing is mounted for a midget, you have to half squat down to put your balls on it, just let me piss standing up, there are not many people that short...
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Originally posted by Octavian
Now would be a great time to buy stocks whilst they're low. Fuck, wish I had some shekels to.
Get an app that allows you to buy fractional shares. You can literally invest mere cents into stocks you think are good if that's all you've got, money builds money, don't draw from your investment account, leave it alone, deposit more, and keep doing it, placing your money prudently and conservatively and building up a portfolio. Don't be impatient, don't day trade. Learn how to sit on a stock for a week and just take the gut punched as they come. Now is a good time to get psychologically prepared for investment too. If you start small you can experiment and have no fear.
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Originally posted by Dregs
"Better than I felt in years…" I always heard this by countless people 50% or better were proven to be liars but those who told the truth I am beginning to get it…understand. Over 10 days without a single shot/drink…I don't know the exact date but its been YEARS now that I ever been this sober. I really feel like things and I am changing for the better…the rage, all the bullshit in the past I clung to or anger me is all but gone. The shit that I blamed myself over or I allowed others to take the blame. I am sorry but really not I chose to and had to learn the hard way. No regrets…well maybe not DWELL on that shit as much. I think there are a few things I could and should have done or said better to one or some. Its been a very revealing personal journey…the last lil while NOT just the last 10 plus days. I really wish this continues. The next step is my dependence in every way…its gonna be long and hard since I was always an entitled piece of shit with several chips on my shoulder but if I can be sober through this..anything is really possible..right? I hope so. I know hope isn't the best word but that some shit I have to work through to. Thing is I am actually getting there and somewhere and not in a rut anymore. I just gotta keep that focus. Not lose it…as I have countless times over the years.
Ok probably rambling now but fuck people if I can get to this glimmer of hope and contentment after nearly 30 years of being an pill popper(anything that I could find) Dabbled in every conceivable drug, and more importantly drunk…anything is possible I really am finding to be true. Real shit and Talk over. I'll be back as Arnie would say….the less though means real life is and will always be more important. If I slip…well I will have 10k posts by 2021. Simple as that. Love ya peeps.
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2020-03-15 at 11:42 PM UTC
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My girlfriend is retarded
Originally posted by Sudo
My girlfriend rarely goes anywhere without me and is pumped about the virus justifying her tendency to isolate her and her kid. She is rude to strangers too and threatened a black woman at a grocery store the other day, She's the person in my life least likely to infect me. Some friends of mine do retarded things though but I'm staying away from them
Lol girlfriend with another man's kid, megacucked
You'll never be as special as her kid's dad
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Originally posted by Octavian
How exactly does this work? Unless your balls are vertically situated in your sack…
You mount it on the side and then rest your nuts on it.
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2020-03-15 at 11:43 PM UTC
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I beat faggots up
Originally posted by Sudo
Wow Captain faggot (which he has been called by people of all walks of life for at least the better part of a decade) is scared to death to meet someone from this website due to his insecurities and general faggishness.
What a weak little bitch but entirely unsurprising.
Stfu hotwheels
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I am unironically in non-platonic love with candyrein
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
No I don't think that. It's just retarded how pot heads always make this argument, and have to always mention how their high. like candywein literally has an iq of 85 and has to mention smoking weed every day.. like as if she's 14 years old..
like I like smoking every now and then I used to more when I was but its just some of them are annoying. this guy i know was telling me how he got away with smoking a joint at "the phish" concert.. and kept calling phish "the phish"..
its just people come across as boring when their whole identity is surround about one thing. but of course me having mindset is going to trigger pot heads
Sounds like a typical pussyfaggot strawman you constructed in your own head rather than any real facts cunt
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
The bottoms of your balls must be disease-ridden.
You must have piss all over your pants Mr PeePee Pants
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2020-03-15 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Originally posted by section 8 housing hero
how the drizzling shit do any of you un-dropped ball-less unterbottoms have the opportunity to get your balls on the urinal in the first place. i cant recall a single time ive been at a urinal in any capacity where my balls would touch any part of the porcelain while standing at a normal pissing position. that…and im usually nine or ten inches away from the closest part of the porcelain anyway.
all ya'll need to give up on trying to piss like a grownup and go back to pissing while sitting down.
What do you not know how to use a urinal? Put your balls on the ball rest, angle your penis up so your urine has to fight the action of gravity, no spray and cooled down balls.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Try standing closer to the urinal, kid. Your father should have already taught you this.
May e your dad should have taught you how to put your balls on the urinal peepee pants
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See, this is why I banned Fagonaplats
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Originally posted by snab_snib
so we can know where to rob him, and kill and rape his family, good idea!
????? Are you mentally defective? Setting up a business page on FB is about as anonymous as it gets. And PO Boxes are cheap.
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What a retardo. Set up a website to process orders and promote through Facebook etc.
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She thinks it is some dog or something doing it but I stick my ass off the balcony at 4 am and shit on her petunias
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2020-03-14 at 4:45 AM UTC
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Shut the fuck A Crap Poster
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