Posts by ORACLE

1. 2020-05-09 at 10:40 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein This nigga played every black womans love interest, in literally every music video from the 90’ to the 2thou …lmao
   
   I know the brotha fine but was he the only nigga auditioning…

   
   Which nigga, please link pictures of this hot nigga
   
   
2. 2020-05-09 at 8:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER always got shrinkage. Im a grower not a shower.
   
   I would make a very efficient serial killer but i like sex with live women and im also full of EMOTIONS.
   
   Theyd tell be about their childhood pet gecko 🦎 and id prolly feel bad and let them go

   
   Foiled again! Damn you, my investment in the backstory!
3. 2020-05-09 at 8:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Cathay Coof You are our weakest poster. Everyone else looks like a philosopher king compared to you.

   
   Shut the fuck up faggot.
4. 2020-05-09 at 8:22 AM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm more into Five Guys myself.

   
   But their whole Nam einclides burgers and fries ;(
5. 2020-05-09 at 8:22 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I got poisoned by a grilled cheese sandwich lol
6. 2020-05-09 at 8:19 AM UTC in I'll shoot your mother dead
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   If I nut in her twice it cancels out, that's like PEMDAS or some shit
7. 2020-05-08 at 7:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Cathay Coof Shut the fuck up with the intentional disruption would you?

   
   Shut the fuck up faggot.
8. 2020-05-08 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by aldra I think he assumed he somehow got a hold of military explosives given he was ex EOD

   
   The fuck is "military explosives"? Militaries regularly use ANFO, at minimum for civil works projects.
9. 2020-05-08 at 3:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So apparently most people don't throw out their socks after 5-10 uses. WTF???

   
   Waste of a perfectly good condom
10. 2020-05-08 at 12:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Uninformed pedophile tryna front
11. 2020-05-08 at 12:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sophie How did he get a truck load of explosives or did he just fill the back with some sort of ANFO analogue.

    
    What the fuck do you think "an explosive" is? ANFO is an explosive.
12. 2020-05-08 at 11:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    You know if you put a teaspoon in the freezer overnight then press it to your asshole it feels pretty good.
13. 2020-05-08 at 11:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER thx broski. Medi-Cal payed for the root canals n everything else except the crowns. Apparently they only cover silver crowns (which wouldve been cool with me. silver n gold teeth sound kinda fly) but silver frefab crowns arent dont by many dentists bc the seal at the base isnt good and they often require redoing and none of the dentists i called about it were even open. So the three teeth= $3600 and thenif i want to fix my fucked up front teeth, another $3000.

    
    I got raped for 4600 on dental work 2 years ago. It's just a stressful set of procedures for me.
14. 2020-05-08 at 9:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The sickness unto death
15. 2020-05-08 at 9:49 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Another 4 1/2 hrs of dental work today. Had to open a fucking credit card to pay for this shit

    
    Damn dude. At least you'll feel better though. I wish the US had basic healthcare like a 1st world nation.
16. 2020-05-07 at 11:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Wow Australians some bitch ass niggaa
17. 2020-05-07 at 9:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency this is my first time on unemployment so yeah i honestly dont. im back at work now though.

    
    That's good but if you were on it you should know
18. 2020-05-07 at 9:13 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    The Somalian children
19. 2020-05-07 at 7:15 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    💖
    
    :)

    
    Tell those Somalian children to shut the fuck up and stop complaining
20. 2020-05-07 at 2:41 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Dressed to the tits