Posts by ORACLE

2020-05-07 at 2:41 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by mmQ It's a place like that that grabs your attention but you only end up going there once.

I think the only establishments that can really pull it off are strip clubs. Like The Titty Twister.

"Steak and Shake" would be a good pun for a strip club with decent food.

2020-05-07 at 12:59 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by mmQ Are there any well established pun-named restaurants?

I feel like there have been a handful that try around here and they almost always immediately go out of business. I mean it's important to have a good name for your restaurant, I guess, but obviously people mostly care about what's inside.

Yhats why I like going to shit dive bar's downtown. The Empire. The Bismarck. Rick's. Vick's. Speck's. Woody's. They all keep it simple, and they pour their drinks as doubles when you order a single. As it should be.

"No, JANET, I dont wanna go out to eat at La Pasta Da's winer and diner again. Fucking 40 dollar plate of noodles and chicken with some alfredo FUCKING sauce and oh hey I'll take that craft beer on tap yeah the one 12oz one that costs 12 dollars and tastes like woodchips and hot sand, with the EARTHY TONES, yeah that one"

We can go downtown, to the Empire, and get absolutely fucking trashed for the same price and then swing through taco bell on the way home or some shit.

I remember a chicken restaurant in Louisiana called "Hot Cock"

2020-05-07 at 10:48 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

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Krodz is one genuine homosexual

2020-05-07 at 10:45 AM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by mmQ Because that's retarded.

Why dont I open a store called "I'm a retarded person and I sell gloves and hats here?"

It's even worse than opening a poutine restaurant called Razpoutine

📞📞📞 Hello yes Mr Government I'm going to legally register my business establishment for years and years under a mediocre, full sentence pun.

2020-05-06 at 5:25 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lou Malnati's or fucking kill yourself

They're good too

2020-05-06 at 3:25 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How are you going to reheat it? Microwave or Oven?

I add water to the drip tray of my toaster oven, wrap it loosely with foil and heat it for 25 minutes at 400 degrees.

2020-05-06 at 2:21 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty Geno's and Geno's East, deep dish… Damn, I miss that…. The only better pizza on earth is President's in NYC. It's closed now. grrr.

Giordano's has some high class deep dish too

2020-05-06 at 2:20 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Legitimately still astonished at the new levels of unintrlligence accomplished by Stupido in this thread

2020-05-06 at 2:15 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Can I have one

Send me your fax number

2020-05-06 at 12:05 PM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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I put garlic, Italian herbs and butter in the crust, I still get 2 big slices left

2020-05-06 at 11:08 AM UTC in Random Thoughts

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Originally posted by mmQ I love dorky sex.

Ya know, the type where you fuck in the nerdiest mathematical position possible and tell one another laffy taffy jokes the whole time

i SIN( COS( i = TAN( + 53X33

2020-05-06 at 11:06 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

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He's an acrid-tongued Arab

2020-05-06 at 11:05 AM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by G clean your fucking stove

I wipe it down with Lysol but there are harder/burnt parts I can't really get off

2020-05-06 at 11:01 AM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday

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Originally posted by Sudo I wasn't talking to you, I was more implying this is not the medium to post basic 4 ingredient recipe threads. Misguided Russian makes more engaging cooking threads, I was just being a dick you old faggot

This nigga considers "dough" and "sauce" one ingredient, meaning his conception of "baking pizza" has been pouring cheese and Ragu on a frozen crust

2020-05-06 at 11 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

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Kill small children

2020-05-06 at 1:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

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Your patience.

2020-05-06 at 1:23 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..

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Your patience

2020-05-05 at 11:11 PM UTC in Random Thoughts

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Originally posted by CandyRein

Lol.. she was never ugly in the first place ..

Makeup and surgery is all that changed

2020-05-05 at 3:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

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Originally posted by SpatianHaigency My job has started laying people off finally. Hope to fucking God I get the call for that. Essentially would mean a nearly 100% raise for 4 months, and then back to my regular level of wages for 6 months after that. I'd probably actually be able to save up enough to move out of this shit-state.

This nigger doesn't know how unemployment works

2020-05-05 at 10:40 AM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop viruses

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Originally posted by mmQ Falco too.

Nigger where have I speculated? Are you people taking crazy pills? All I've ever said is the common sense and recommended medical advice since the beginning. Even Beanigger's source is on support of it from sheer stats.

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