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2020-06-29 at 3:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBest song.
If you disagree you are gay.
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2020-06-29 at 12:42 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ Water has long been established to be a very poor natural sexual lubricant. That's how you know anyone who says "omg jacuzzi sex is soooooo fun" hasn't actually had jacuzzi sex.
I usually don't use lubricant at all, I rely on natural lubrication. And I usually don't actually fuck under the water in the shower. But it doesn't hold up well to water. I knew it was gonna happen but I did it anyway. Stupid. Silly. I had to break out the coconut oil, and I don't love leaving the shower mid sex in flip flops with my balls swinging in the wind dribbling dong water all over my floor to go to my pantry.
I've fucked in my jacuzzi before but I again needed lots of coconut oil. -
2020-06-28 at 10:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-06-28 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust fucked my girlfriend in the shower. Pro tip: oil based lubricant or chafe hard.
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2020-06-28 at 6:39 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-06-28 at 4:39 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-06-28 at 4:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentCandyRein is a bright ray of sunshine in a dark and dismal world
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2020-06-28 at 2:27 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WellHung U got ur head up ur ass. Its a great deal. For something comparable, around here, you're most likely paying $1500 or so. It demonstrates your lack of intelligence that you're assuming housing costs around here, are the same as your little shitty podunk town in Florida. I tag, and track data about the local Canada geese population.
I literally have an apartment in downtown Chicago that is currently being rented out for 2800/mo. I know the rates. You don't live in the city. You are out there near Dundee or some shit. -
2020-06-28 at 2:24 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonight
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2020-06-28 at 2:24 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonight
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2020-06-28 at 12:28 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonight
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2020-06-28 at 12:27 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WellHung Yes. I have had jobs for a while. Everyone just assumes I haven't. Its not luck. It's available to others, also. Just gotta pay for the month up front. People just assume because it's a long- term motel, that its shitty. It's actually really nice.
$1000 for that isn't exactly some amazing deal, specially when you get a single room with a kitchen and basic appliances. That's like an overpriced furnished studio.
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2020-06-28 at 11:10 AM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonightKróz's face looks like a capybara's, being rodent like.
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2020-06-28 at 11:08 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Adorable.
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2020-06-28 at 11:06 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein Cotttdamn I’m glad Mercury is out off retrograde.. back to me old self again ;)
Hey do you know how retrograde notion works? It's actually a really cool explanation, and retrograde motion was the key to originally discovering the structure of our solar system!
The reason has to do with our different orbits. Here is how Mars (a "superior" planet) does it, same reason but reverse for Mercury
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2020-06-28 at 1:51 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WellHung i love paying $1000 a month for rent, wi-fi, cable tv, and unlimited utilities. No pay-per-usage means i get to keep my room meat-locker cold. Extended Stay is a much easier and better deal than i could get at an apartment. No security deposit or lease, either.
Do you have a job or is this another stroke of luck in the wonderful life of Matt Gump? -
2020-06-27 at 8:51 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by POLECAT I am a believer in media truth and if the media truth is not truth then I believe the government should shut down the fibbers and put new honest reporters and media in there place.
you bein a ferigner I would expect you wouldnt like trump as he isnt sending you fucknuts the money some democrat had been giving ur government so ur government wouldnt bully us.
democrats have been padding there pockets for years and wasting our taxes in court trying to get trump impeached when they are actually guilty of what they accused him of but no news channel is showing these facts except fox
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2020-06-27 at 9:06 AM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonightwhite lives won't matter as long as white lives
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2020-06-26 at 7:03 PM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonight
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2020-06-26 at 4:54 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
