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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ya, I was watching this earlier and found out King thought the second one was so bad.. he demanded his name be removed from the credits…




    But I actually kinda liked it ..

    Thats really rich considering hes made so many shitty movies, not hating on him but he's churned out a lot of crap made for tv movies, he even redid the shining made for tv and the longaloriers or whatever

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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Female sharks skin is twice as thick as the males to endure love bites during mating ~Tiger shark facts
    … Da fuq am I watching *tokes*

    On the belly, too?
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats really rich considering hes made so many shitty movies, not hating on him but he's churned out a lot of crap made for tv movies, he even redid the shining made for tv and the longaloriers or whatever


    Lmao that’s what I was thinking..I completely agree

    Originally posted by -SpectraL On the belly, too?

    I don’t know lol.. they didn’t say specifically.. they just said thicker skin to endure “ love bites”
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Cotttdamn I’m glad Mercury is out off retrograde.. back to me old self again ;)

    Hey do you know how retrograde notion works? It's actually a really cool explanation, and retrograde motion was the key to originally discovering the structure of our solar system!

    The reason has to do with our different orbits. Here is how Mars (a "superior" planet) does it, same reason but reverse for Mercury

  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Do you have a job or is this another stroke of luck in the wonderful life of Matt Gump?

    Yes. I have had jobs for a while. Everyone just assumes I haven't. Its not luck. It's available to others, also. Just gotta pay for the month up front. People just assume because it's a long- term motel, that its shitty. It's actually really nice.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun Meh, maybe if it wasn't a shithole called Illinois.

    Governed by a rich, fat jedi bastard.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Yes. I have had jobs for a while. Everyone just assumes I haven't. Its not luck. It's available to others, also. Just gotta pay for the month up front. People just assume because it's a long- term motel, that its shitty. It's actually really nice.

    $1000 for that isn't exactly some amazing deal, specially when you get a single room with a kitchen and basic appliances. That's like an overpriced furnished studio.

    What do you do?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE $1000 for that isn't exactly some amazing deal, specially when you get a single room with a kitchen and basic appliances. That's like an overpriced furnished studio.

    What do you do?

    U got ur head up ur ass. Its a great deal. For something comparable, around here, you're most likely paying $1500 or so. It demonstrates your lack of intelligence that you're assuming housing costs around here, are the same as your little shitty podunk town in Florida. I tag, and track data about the local Canada geese population.
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung I tag, and track data about the local Canada geese population.

    Lolz you motherfucker
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung U got ur head up ur ass. Its a great deal. For something comparable, around here, you're most likely paying $1500 or so. It demonstrates your lack of intelligence that you're assuming housing costs around here, are the same as your little shitty podunk town in Florida. I tag, and track data about the local Canada geese population.

    I literally have an apartment in downtown Chicago that is currently being rented out for 2800/mo. I know the rates. You don't live in the city. You are out there near Dundee or some shit.
  11. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lolz you motherfucker

    😂
  12. I’m teetering between shooting myself in the head and getting to those three kitchen islands
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala I’m teetering between shooting myself in the head and getting to those three kitchen islands

    Fuck off to a dessert island
  14. An island of desserts 🧁
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala An island of desserts 🧁

    Congratulations you have identified the joke.
  16. Suuuure ;)
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just had a flashback of Sancho posting them fish heads in the food thread back in the day 😭
  18. That shit was foul. Funky little bitch.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭😭😭!!!!
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