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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd rather you not hurt my eyes.

    I'll hurt way more of you faggot
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you retards.

    all you really needed to do was just cut the paper egg tray so that they will fit inside the box.

    those paper trays were designed to distribute the impact evently around the eggs in a fall.

    Take an egg tray, toss it on the ground and see the success rate out of 12.
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung like a douchebag loser with nothin' goin' for himself, who sucks at life.

    Start thinking like a winner and you will become a winner, like me.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Next time I don my leather daddy suit, I will post nips
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Anything baby wants, baby gets.

    Too late, didn't happen.

    Also I gave your mom a sausage biscuit this morning too

    I hotdogged ur dad's buns last night.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They're not based on tectonic plates.

    Nigger shut the fuck up.

    Check the granitic plates. All of them follow the granitic plates except for Asia and Europe which is just Eurasia.

    There's no such thing as a "granitic plate". The continental crust is granitic but how the continents are defined is based on the underlying tectonic plates.

    The Eurasian plate was formed from three plates that merged to form the Urals, that's why the boundary between Asia and Europe is defined at the Urals.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala That was the first thing I did when I woke up and he was like ok you cute little princess and booped my nose and said I love you.

    I'll take "things that never happened" for 200 Alex
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala I’m out of sausage biscuits =/

    Beg your boyfriend to buy you more, fatty.
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGpITt0xdA


    this is going to be a turning point, one way or another

    No that guy clearly drove straight on
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my dad told me he had a weiner dog growing up named queenie that he would throw weenies at to eat.

    You're a weenie queenie

  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you know this shit in 4th grade though? I think that was the point. Our teacher was just trolling us along and then he taught us maybe what you just said . Haha

    Yeah probably. I already had a pEGGd
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly paper tubes would probably be the best.
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ There were some guidelines which I dont remember. I think with mine I kind of stuffed the box with tissues and then also tried to tape the egg in there with scotch tape. Mine broke as did pretty much everyone's. It's harder than it seems. Everyone came in with a lot of confidence and we all left with a lot of laughs.

    The key would be to slow down the deceleration, which is why the egg breaks from suddenly slamming into the ground.

    Soft cushioning might not help so much if it just compresses easily
    and then the energy transfers over. It needs to be something just rigid enough that compressing it will take some effort and eat up most of that energy. Tissue papers would compress way too easily, unless I guess if you squished them into loose balls and packed them together with the right tightness (too tight and you've already put in too much of the energy required to compress them.(

    That's why I think paper would work better. Maybe paper cubes or loosely crushed paper balls.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    GNP = Gay Nigger Penis
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you guise have the contest in your science class where you had to had to put an egg in a Kleenex box and try to suspend it or cushion it properly enough to make it not break when you dropped it from the top of the 3rd floor stairwell to the bottom floor?

    We didn't have such fun projects. But I imagine a simple solution would be to accordion fold several pieces of paper.
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Continents are islands, lol.

    By that logic, all of Asia, Africa and Europe are one continent.

    Continents are based on tectonic plates.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    GDP = Gay Dick Penis
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Since when is a weenie a sausage??

    Weenie = hotdog sausage AKA "hotdog".
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't this question be racist now??

    Eggs don't have a race, except when you make them compete by tumbling downhill.
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    banana creampie
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