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Brown Eggs or White Eggs?

  1. #41
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    White one today
  2. #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yellow
  3. #43
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Rainbow

    LGBT and all that shit yay 🌈
  4. #44
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I only eat human eggs

    how did your girlfriends eggs taste like ?
  5. #45
    Originally posted by POLECAT um, what day say? toofless folks is happy?
    toofless folks never have bad breath?
    toofless folks save $$$ on toothpast?

    what NIGGER? what u think they say bout the toofless????? bet it aint as bad as what folks say bout the mexican chickenshits

    Fool with dentures found.
  6. #46
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    The chickens here, lay brown, peach, white, pale blue, and pale green. It's like the Easter bunny comes everyday. If I'm ever able to post pics in the future, they are worth a gander. Very pretty.

    Never knew chickens could lay different pastel colors til I arrived here. Wild birds, yes, but not chickens... Always thought it was white or brown.

    The duck eggs are white, and they taste amazing.

    What I'm hungry for is fish. I'm so used to eating fish all the time, but the only creek here is 80 mi. away.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wouldn't this question be racist now??
  8. #48
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't this question be racist now??

    Eggs don't have a race, except when you make them compete by tumbling downhill.
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  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you guise have the contest in your science class where you had to had to put an egg in a Kleenex box and try to suspend it or cushion it properly enough to make it not break when you dropped it from the top of the 3rd floor stairwell to the bottom floor?
  10. #50
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you guise have the contest in your science class where you had to had to put an egg in a Kleenex box and try to suspend it or cushion it properly enough to make it not break when you dropped it from the top of the 3rd floor stairwell to the bottom floor?

    We didn't have such fun projects. But I imagine a simple solution would be to accordion fold several pieces of paper.
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I like sunny side up eggs on toast.
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE We didn't have such fun projects. But I imagine a simple solution would be to accordion fold several pieces of paper.

    There were some guidelines which I dont remember. I think with mine I kind of stuffed the box with tissues and then also tried to tape the egg in there with scotch tape. Mine broke as did pretty much everyone's. It's harder than it seems. Everyone came in with a lot of confidence and we all left with a lot of laughs.
  13. #53
    I did that.

    I loved that egg.
  14. #54
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ There were some guidelines which I dont remember. I think with mine I kind of stuffed the box with tissues and then also tried to tape the egg in there with scotch tape. Mine broke as did pretty much everyone's. It's harder than it seems. Everyone came in with a lot of confidence and we all left with a lot of laughs.

    The key would be to slow down the deceleration, which is why the egg breaks from suddenly slamming into the ground.

    Soft cushioning might not help so much if it just compresses easily
    and then the energy transfers over. It needs to be something just rigid enough that compressing it will take some effort and eat up most of that energy. Tissue papers would compress way too easily, unless I guess if you squished them into loose balls and packed them together with the right tightness (too tight and you've already put in too much of the energy required to compress them.(

    That's why I think paper would work better. Maybe paper cubes or loosely crushed paper balls.
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  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    white eggs are more powerful
  16. #56
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly paper tubes would probably be the best.
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE The key would be to slow down the deceleration, which is why the egg breaks from suddenly slamming into the ground.

    Soft cushioning might not help so much if it just compresses easily
    and then the energy transfers over. It needs to be something just rigid enough that compressing it will take some effort and eat up most of that energy. Tissue papers would compress way too easily, unless I guess if you squished them into loose balls and packed them together with the right tightness (too tight and you've already put in too much of the energy required to compress them.(

    That's why I think paper would work better. Maybe paper cubes or loosely crushed paper balls.

    Did you know this shit in 4th grade though? I think that was the point. Our teacher was just trolling us along and then he taught us maybe what you just said . Haha
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra white eggs are more powerful

    Please don't be a racist/biggot/far right white supremacist.
  19. #59
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you know this shit in 4th grade though? I think that was the point. Our teacher was just trolling us along and then he taught us maybe what you just said . Haha

    Yeah probably. I already had a pEGGd
  20. #60
    Originally posted by mmQ There were some guidelines which I dont remember. I think with mine I kind of stuffed the box with tissues and then also tried to tape the egg in there with scotch tape. Mine broke as did pretty much everyone's. It's harder than it seems. Everyone came in with a lot of confidence and we all left with a lot of laughs.

    you retards.

    all you really needed to do was just cut the paper egg tray so that they will fit inside the box.

    those paper trays were designed to distribute the impact evently around the eggs in a fall.
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