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  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would carve open her belly button and do things to it.
  2. #42
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would carve open her belly button and do things to it.

    You need to be placed in the lowest cellar-dweller of Minot ND and bricked off.

    You're America's most wanted Serial cereal just waiting to happen.
  3. #43
    toz African Astronaut
    b4u say it

    Why Not Minot
  4. #44
    Anybody who names their kid Lydia should not be allowed to have kids
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by toz b4u say it

    Why Not Minot

    I went there one time and spoke to a church congregation about how I changed my life thanks to Jesus.
  6. #46
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny "my attraction to this woman is predicated on a fact to which I have no direct access, while I believe I am attracted to this person I must remain agnostic"

    This is like the JTB model of arousal. One day someone's going to come along and show you a gittier erection and your world is going to come crashing down.

    Well it's more that I do think she is cute. But whether or not so would want to actually fuck her or not is a matter of her age.

    Imagine I show you the hottest woman you've ever seen. You fuck her and it is great. She sucks your dick, licks your balls while juggling them, wraps your cock in her soft titties, you feel her silky pussy gliding down over your head and the length of your shaft till her taut ass starts mashing against your pelvis. You flick her titties and cum deep in her asshole. Turns out she is 92 years old. How do you feel?

    Let's run that again. This time it turns out she was 8. How do you feel?
  7. #47
    Can’t tell if someone is 92 or 8 while fucking her. Falcon you’re such a terrible troll lol.

    Also, Lydia is obviously of age.

    Also also, I was attractive 12 years ago. I look more like Lydia present day.
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A terrible troll is the troll you never knew was trolling. Only the troll knows. Which defeats the purpose of trolling. Kinda. Or it's not a troll at all. It's all very complicated lots of moving parts.
  9. #49
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Can’t tell if someone is 92 or 8 while fucking her. Falcon you’re such a terrible troll lol.

    Also, Lydia is obviously of age.

    Also also, I was attractive 12 years ago. I look more like Lydia present day.

    It's just a thot experiment
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #50
    Originally posted by mmQ A terrible troll is the troll you never knew was trolling. Only the troll knows.

    No that would be the most successful troll.
  11. #51
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ A terrible troll is the troll you never knew was trolling. Only the troll knows. Which defeats the purpose of trolling. Kinda. Or it's not a troll at all. It's all very complicated lots of moving parts.

    Not true. The terrible troll is the troll who is performing for an audience of himself. That is called an asshole.

    Most decent trolls troll for an audience of a small circle of friends, often other trolls with whom they compare notes.

    But me: I perform for the sky. The very fact that something happens within our universe is inherently of value, it is carved forever into the wheel of time, the theatre of god or the eternal mind or whatever it may be. I believe in the comedy of the cosmic. I am performing on the stage of reality. So I sing my songs to the stars.

    Or maybe that just makes me a delusional asshole.
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess my point is that people will say things like "you're such a troll" , "I know you're trolling" etc, when in fact those comments are exactly what a troll would want. That's why I said a a terrible troll is the troll that isnt known. If you want to troll and get no reaction well what's the fucking point?
  13. #53
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess my point is that people will say things like "you're such a troll" , "I know you're trolling" etc, when in fact those comments are exactly what a troll would want. That's why I said a a terrible troll is the troll that isnt known. If you want to troll and get no reaction well what's the fucking point?

    Well in that sense, a good troll is the one you don't always know is trolling.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess my point is that people will say things like "you're such a troll" , "I know you're trolling" etc, when in fact those comments are exactly what a troll would want. That's why I said a a terrible troll is the troll that isnt known. If you want to troll and get no reaction well what's the fucking point?

    You troll to get a reaction without the person realizing you’re trolling. How hard did you hit your head last night Farg?
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala You troll to get a reaction without the person realizing you’re trolling. How hard did you hit your head last night Farg?

    That's simply not true.
  16. #56
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mods close this thread
  17. #57
    Originally posted by mmQ That's simply not true.

    Are you...trolling me right now? :)
  18. #58
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I went there one time and spoke to a church congregation about how I changed my life thanks to Jesus.

    Did you mean it. Jesus forgives even the most wickedness acts.
  19. #59
    toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Are you…trolling me right now? :)

    Hello. Are you still dating that dude? if not, you wanna have an affair with me. I want to date a cute 30 something blonde like you. Don't be snitty with me though. nor snooty.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by toz Hello. Are you still dating that dude? if not, you wanna have an affair with me. I want to date a cute 30 something blonde like you. Don't be snitty with me though. nor snooty.

    Nigger no.
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