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Posts by AngryIVer

  1. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I kind of doubt it.
  2. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats No. I am just being a trooper.

    No, the shit's made up. If you really had this illness that supposedly exists you wouldn't be smoking shit.
  3. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby They don't sell them anymore. They haven't in eight years

    Yes they do.... https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=burger+king+tacos+2019&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
  4. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats They parked behind out garage totally blocking us from getting out.
    I am getting tired of this shit.
    I knowcked on the doors of my 3 neighbors and only 1 answered and it wasn't his car.
    What am I to do?

    That's what you get.
  5. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I hope you are having a good day.
    I only been up an hour or something…
    Smoked a bit and watched some KUWTK.

    So your fake weed illness went away?
  6. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, I'm feeling top-heavy, and my bowels are gonna be loose.

    I'm sure you did, you fucking fat ass. Go eat some rat poison and fuck off.
  7. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Woah woah woah.

    I'm pretty sure scronaldo isn't a FtM tranny
  8. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/24-computer-setups-way-worse-than-yours/83191541/

    It's posted on eBaumsworld 6 years ago, so I'd assume my above observation isn't far off.
  9. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by gadzooks That monitor is T H I C C.

    That whole setup screams 2005-2008

    KDS monitor
    Shitty detachable boombox speakers
    Yellowing mouse, probably a hold over from the late 90s because too cheap to upgrade from a ball mouse
    Actual dirty magazine next to bed, probably because there was a brief period where internet porn was still kinda 'meh'
  10. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by G4LM I hope not because he posted a picture of them in bed once

    It's probably an Ohio hooker.
  11. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    it is really cosey though compared to what i had before

    I'm having a lot of trouble believing this picture was taken within the last decade.
  12. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Technologist Couple people I know got their medical marijuana cards. My sister-in-law said a cart was $145. No freakin way!!!!

    Someone told me that in Michigan where it is recreationally legal, they can get carts for $15.

    You mean fellow cancer victims, right?
  13. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I got home from work ready to throw down.
    I sent Chell on a quick errand so I could open my can of woop ass on my neighbor.
    Went and knocked on his door.
    His "nephew" answered and told me through the door that the person I was looking for wasn't there but would be in 10 minutes or so…
    I asked that he tell him to come see me once he gets back. That we need to discuss the damage to Chell's automobile that occured last night when one of his dope feins hit it.
    About 10 minutes later (and Chell now home) I get a knock on my door.
    I go to answer it totally ready to go to blows with my 6'4" slanky lookin neighbor.
    I answer the door and calmy invite him in.
    My tactic was to try and use a cool head and come to an agreement if possible.
    He steps inside and turns out to be closer to 6'8" tall and kinda built…
    So my plan on kicking his ass went out the window when I realized he could probably bitch slap my brain out my ear.
    Anyways I go and tell him what happened and that I dont really care if he uses the garage as a SuperDuper Crack Drive Thru but I gotta be able to park Chell's car in the other garage that has a garage door on it.
    He proceeds to apologize and agrees to move his stuff out the way to let us use it.
    Turns out it was only a couch, 2 chairs and a workout machine.
    THATS RIGHT!
    I got a workout machine thingy.
    Its like this one:


    I guess its not really a machine but anyways…
    I now got Chell a much safer place to park her car and I also can use the workout thingy I guess…
    Didn't ask him but I will if I wanna use it. Illl ask him…

    Wasn't probably going to get money for damages and I found myself in a situation that was basically going to make that impossible anyways unless whoever it was decides to drive back and admit it (wasn't gonna happen).

    And turns out he isn't just a crack dealer. He is also the Neighborhood Pimp.
    Having also been a pimp we quickly pimp bonded and are probably going to be pretty good friends.

    I got what I wanted and now everything is great.

    Why do you keep spelling "her" name different?


    For months it was "Shell", then in another thread you started using "Chelle", and now it's Chell?


    Bullshit. She doesn't exist.
  14. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    What do you mean "out"? Like, the battery needs to be charged?
  15. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats at a garage sale.
    also got an ash tray out of the deal.






    https://www.amazon.com/3-D-Ultra-Pinball-Collectors-pc/dp/B0007NZTRY

    You jelly???

    I had this game as a kid growing up so I had to get it.
    I plan on chain smoking inside and becoming a PINBALL WIZARD!

    No because I don't have a 16/32 bit computer and wouldn't be able to even run the installer.
  16. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Is there some reason you posted the same shitty pictures twice?
  17. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Omg. R u serious?
    u aren't able to get through a movie?

    This. I didn't even think it was possible to metabolize the alcohol that quickly.
  18. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal For me it would be alcohol.
    I would be drinking this stuff nonstop every waking moment if it didn't make me sick and wasn't so bad for my health.
    Alcohol makes everything better, it lifts my spirits and brightens my mood, it makes me feel like a 13 year old again.
    Drinking a Coors right now

    also my favorite drinks are:

    1 - La Fin Du Monde
    2 - Shocktop
    3 - Blue Moon
    4 - Coors
    5 - Steel Reserve

    Meth for sure. It's like quitting your job because you suddenly have that additional 8-10 hours you'd spend sleeping to do other things.


    You don't even have to be extreme about it, smoke Monday morning through Friday morning, come down Friday afternoon, sleep until Sunday, eat a greasy ass meal to build up some fat, sleep again, repeat.
  19. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Who else here can say they are doing that tonight?

    I think most of us here have jobs, and most of us with jobs have women.
  20. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Was it or was I just 10 years old?

    No, it really is. Basically Phil Hartman was the heart and soul of The Simpsons and it's been on a rapid decline since.
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