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  1. #1
    when i took bundy my two days ago my dad made a barricade out of buckets and crates so i couldnt leave the room, and he barricaded the front door with a chair flipped over sideways. it was literally ape mode, i couldnt leave the hallway past the bathroom without knocking over the barricade and waking up my dad. also he kept on beating me up.
  2. #2
    bling bling Dark Matter
    how do u kno that if u cudnt reach the lite switch
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do your parents do for a living?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    jesus christ youre fucking retarded

    post pics of your mom
  5. #5
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did he really beat you up? It's great that he's finally developing some backbone and giving you what you deserve.

    Sploo, you should start playing elaborate pranks on your dad and film them, begin a youtube series.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Did he really beat you up? It's great that he's finally developing some backbone and giving you what you deserve.

    Sploo, you should start playing elaborate pranks on your dad and film them, begin a youtube series.

    he should tie up his parents then ass rape his father and force his mother to watch
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    How did you even get the bundy is your dad was willing to beat you up to keep you from leaving the house?
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    shoplifted at pharmacy outside school
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Did he really beat you up? It's great that he's finally developing some backbone and giving you what you deserve.

    Sploo, you should start playing elaborate pranks on your dad and film them, begin a youtube series.

    Not dissimilar to Home Alone booby traps or Roadrunner antics. I want to see them dropping anvils on each other, making doorknobs scalding hot and placing toy cars and spikey ornaments at the top of the stairwell.
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock jesus christ youre fucking retarded

    post pics of your mom

    He's posted pix of his mom before and she's a hottie, sorry you missed out fuckface
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's posted pix of his mom before and she's a hottie, sorry you missed out fuckface

    This. Literally all the pics billiam has ever asked for have been posted but he's too slow on the draw to catch em. So sad pie in your eye sucker.
  12. #12
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    This happened to me once...

    I drank a bottle of prescription bundy/promethazine about 12 years ago and my parents locked me in my room. I pulled the air conditioner out of the window and threw the TV off the stand. My parents freaked out and called the cops and the cops told me my parents wanted me to go to the hospital. When I was checking in at the hospital my dad later told me I wouldn't stop spitting on the desk.

    That was a weird little episode, I think it was the promethazine that fucked me up.
  13. #13
    You should john Locke your dad
  14. #14
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's posted pix of his mom before and she's a hottie, sorry you missed out fuckface

    pics or it didn't happen, fuckface.
  15. #15
    You missed it assclown^
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    ^ pics or it didn't happen, cum junkie
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^your slurs aren't going to make a difference jagoff wanker. It happened for everyone else but you, you johnny come lately
  18. #18
    Originally posted by infinityshock he should tie up his parents then ass rape his father and force his mother to watch

    you're so fucking uncreative and all of your posts are stupid and unfunny

    no personal offense to you, you just make jokes like a 5th grader
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the holy ghost you're so fucking uncreative and all of your posts are stupid and unfunny

    no personal offense to you, you just make jokes like a 5th grader

    nanner nanner nanner! stick ur head doo doo!
  20. #20
    He took the pix down after we all made jokes noob
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