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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master So get her a card and some flowers to express my feelings for her right?

    slip her some werthers
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  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t want to have a baby alone because I’m easily stressed and it isn’t ideal for them not to have a father. I really can’t see myself getting married though… I’m going to get my eggs frozen in future anyway

    please god no kafka. your threads could dismantle the pro-life lobby.
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Sad

    Lol that's fucking rich
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  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Are you looking for healthy recipes? We made turkey stir-fry tacos tonight and they were SO good.

    Sure. Is this some sort of fusion? Lol

    I was lazy for lunch so I just cut up a turkey burger patty and put it on a salad.
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  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    This thread is for me to document the recipes I'm trying. If I'm feeling generous maybe I'll share progress pics of the dish.

    Tonight or tomorrow I'm going to try to recreate the Starbucks kale and portabella egg bites.

    I got a Texas shaped silicon muffin pan for Christmas and there's a heart on the top kind of recessed that will be perfect for holding siracha.
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  6. Balloon Man African Astronaut
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  7. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT man I'm glad he never makes 3 course meals

    He knows what's good for him huh?
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Penn & Teller's new stage show looks wild
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  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Swan lake. My dog. Had an opportunity to talk to the girl in the backgound with the swan, but she was about the same in terms of age and prettiness as GG, and I talked to a girl just like that after closing in Kyiv Zoo once, when me and GG were hanging around outside and taking turns riding one of the electric mobile app scooters that are everywhere over there. She was crying about the animals being locked up or some nutty thing like that. GG was insanely jealous and didn't let me forget that, although I turned it back on her and use the girl at kyiv zoo to tease her.



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  10. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Have been fairly aggressive with GG. The other day we took a walk at a lake with swans in it, which was nice. She likes swans, she's an urbanite, and they eat swans in Eastern Europe, so there aren't as many over there. The swans in this lake come right up to people because they are used to getting fed bread by visitors.

    I bought GG some nice Asics shoes, but she seems to be deliberately being a cunt about wearing them. Says she wants to exchange them for white Adidias instead. It's mildly annoying, but not a big deal. Obviously Asics are better shoes than some gopnik Adidas. Like all the women I have ever been with she already has her feet ruined from walking around in the sort of retarded shoes women like to wear.

    After the walk I filled the car with diesel and offered to bring her into Tesco and she responded "Tesco too expensive". Damn.

    She has come a long way since I met her, when she was basically a wild groceries ho, and she's trainable. But even now she's occasionally a complete bitch, and doesn't seem to be able to control it. For instance she was super depressed on New Years Eve, and kept on about how miserable it was how little we did over my Christmas holidays from work, and how we weren't going to be able to do anything good over the New Years, and basically how her life was wasted. She was inconsolable. I took a sneaky photo of her.

    I told her she was making me depressed and I went to bed about 6pm, but whatsapped her the photo I took of her first. When I got up about 8pm she was in a better mood. We went out and had a really good time. Pics related.



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  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Lmfao

    lol Wariat has to be like some super troll, nobody can be that damn retarded and feed itself.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is 2023 really gonna start off this good? Tee hee. Finally got a new kitty bitty since Chootie. She's 9 years old and her name is Sophie but I'm gonna change it lol. (No disrespect Sophie if you're not dead and reading this). This is her. She has a nub tail. 🥰 Her previous owner never really played with her or gave her any cat toys at all, so naturally I went out and bought her a couple dozen toys and some scratch pads and houses and treats and I'm gonna spoil her. I think she's overwhelmed so far but she seems to be happy. My bed is her safe space and she won't stop trying to hug me. Thanks.

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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    went to sleep and woke up not as mad
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  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Yea me neither.
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  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    You ever just let a little poop groundhog hang out your asshole and walk around the house bottomless with your poopdog sticking out, wiggling your ass and twerking and showing off your little butt surprise to no one and just keeping it around like your little buddy and you purposely don't go to the bathroom and poop it cuz you want it to hang out and you give it a name like Clementine or something?
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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    stop this sealieness guys
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  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    put a lift kit n 26" spinners
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I got a DUI on one of those
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  19. Bradley Black Hole
    i love piggly wiggly.
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  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol I didnt know the piggly wiggly was still a thing
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