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Posts That Were Thanked by frala

  1. Originally posted by Ghost That's guy asked to see my penis more than Bradley b

    Yeah he was sad he missed me skinny dipping bc he said hed always wanted to see a legendary cock in the wild but i said its like unicorns n double rainbows bro v wade u just gotta keep ur eyes open for the nextsighting
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Oh here's an update, I went over there the other day, she ran and hid in the back and everyone was weird to me. Woops.

    Now you're obligated to make it weirder yet. She can run but she can't hide. Wait out back for her until her shift is over and do a power rape PAPA DONT PLAY THIS SHIT.

    or just go in and ask for the gift card back. Say you meant to give it to someone else and you got the people mixed up.

    Or just do the exact same thing bring her another gift but this time it's a dead sparrow or a squirrel with it's guts hanging out.

    Call the place and ask for her and when she answers do heavy breathing and a muffled 'This is *insert fake name here*, youre gonna die tonight you stupid bitch.' followed by a bunch of weird high-pitched giggling.



    Anyway how were her CO-WOS weird to you? Were they giggling and snickering and rolling their eyes?

    I still think she's just embarrassed because she lieks you back and doesn't know how to respond. You need to double down.
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  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by frala

    He/she’s smiling 🙂
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster. Looks like it'll be a weird vowel movement.

    /Every laugh emoji and gif ever made goes here
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala YES I CAN


    Ah yes I have definitely FUXD with these. It's been a minute though. I usually always just do tobasco and parm. Like lots of it. I pour the popcorn into a bowl a little bit at a time so I can drizzle the tobasco on most of the pieces, then I SHOWER it with parm which sticks to all the tobasco and stays put. I'd say when I'm done that probably 80%-85% of the kernels have some sauce on them and every piece has cheese on it. I probably use a third of a little bottle of sauce per bag of popcorn. It's so fucking good. Sometimes a little painful coming out the BACK END as the kids say these days but it's worth it. Sometimes I eat three bags in a row and then think about how I just consumed an entire bottle of tobasco sauce in less than an hour.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    you would have to call the police to get me to leave and I would steal a shaker on the way out
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  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Why are you poking him with a pool cue?



    My boys..both rescues

    Brothers
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Haxxor He is very cute…😍

    is that his Christmas Stocking?



    Yes
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  10. Originally posted by Incessant You're a saint Luigi that's what sums you up. And a good guy be it a little oarless out at sea.

    I laughed, I cried
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  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven You summed up Kafka in a nutshell, now do the rest of us

    You're a saint Luigi that's what sums you up. And a good guy be it a little oarless out at sea.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master wish i could bud, but there's a word for doing that, it's called kidnapping.

    you spelled romance wrong
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your other option is to ride your motorbike in the front doors and down the muffler aisle, snatch her up and take her to your trailer park junk fortress by force
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blaster master How's ur puppy my brolo?



    Hes been like the most chill and friendly dog I've ever met. He doesn't bark at anything or whine and loves meeting new people .
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  15. blaster master victim of incest
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Look guys give me attention I have socks and sandals on

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  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. blaster master victim of incest
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master So get her a card and some flowers to express my feelings for her right?

    slip her some werthers
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