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Posts by Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter

  1. Well, If you're going to make the very questionable decision to date someone from here, Risir was one of the most genuine people I've "met" on the internet

    Best of luck
  2. Originally posted by ohfralala Supposedly it was “accidentally” discovered to smooth wrinkles while treating eye spasms.

    Probably one of those "Nazi" medical experiments
  3. Originally posted by A College Professor Put saran wrap on the toilet that way he shits his ass

    This might just be post of the year
  4. Funny thing is, I don't remember anything after getting arrested two months ago, but somehow I ended up in the ICU with a doctor telling me I would've been dead from kidney failure in a few more hours

    Rhabdomyolysis ftw

    I'm starting to think they tell everybody that though
  5. Originally posted by CASPER That's what I said to myself when I looked it up. Clonidine was what my personal nurse used to give me for withdrawals. Clonidine/lorazepam/ tizanidine.

    I was going to say "it's ridiculous what lengths these kids/people are going to to get high". And then I remembered I was the nigga brewing up datura tea for the homies in his moms kitchen.

    all I got was clonidine, gabapentin and geodon (lol)

    If that stupid fucker would've not bought his degree on the internet he would've known that alcohol withdrawal causes hallucinations and psychotic behavior
  6. Last time I was drunk arguing with my mom she did the whole "i gave you life" thing I handed her a loaded 10mm and told her she could have it back if she wanted

    She didn't try that shit again
  7. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Poor?

    Lower middle class
  8. Also sounds like you and poo and moo
  9. In all seriousness though I like the names Elysia and Tarja, but I could never use the latter because everybody would say "hurr you named your daughter after your favorite singer u fag" even though I just like the name
  10. I would name my daughter Fentalyn
  11. No
  12. Eating mozzarella sticks and Dragon fruit
  13. Faking survival tv shows
  14. Leaving the "g" off of present participles
  15. Aiming handguns in a retarded manner
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *Ticketed for Jay walking.

    I didn't cross the street
  17. Blaming whitey for their problems
  18. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country law enforcement aren't in the business of punishing despicable faggots for being stupid and insane.

    Bullshit, I got arrested and pushed around for walking down the street talking to the shadow people two months ago

    And four years ago I got thrown in solitary because I was threatening suicide and somebody called the popo

    Not only that but they spelled my name wrong intentionally so nobody would be able to find me in the system (I know this because they did the same thing to someone else in the group they arrested for public drunk) and then wouldn't let me make a phone call because "the phones were down" even though I could hear them making fun of somebody who had just got off the phone
  19. Originally posted by gadzooks I even said… I don't have a dangerous paraphilia (femdom harms nobody but myself), yet I would gladly voluntarily undergo chemical castration.

    Imagine it… The less interest you express in a woman, the more aroused she becomes. It's a universal law of nature.

    Imagine the power.

    Fucking PLEASE someone tell me how I can get chemically castrated today. I will pay you a finders fee.

    As long as I don't have to make any shit up about myself that might tarnish my perfect reputation.

    Most antipsychotics will do it but the side effects are too numerous to be worth it
  20. Originally posted by Technologist Guess there’s a new drug of choice. Xylazine. They just said on the radio that our county coroner has seen 3 ODs from it this year. Great, another animal anesthetic.

    You said "animal anaesthetic" and got my hopes up

    But it's just some shitty clonidine analogue for horses

    Anybody that wanted that could just eat an entire pizza and then go to a doctor and say they have high blood pressure
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