Posts by Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter

1. 2019-08-08 at 1:49 AM UTC in I accidentally slid my pan into my oven at a weird angle
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

   Originally posted by AngryIVer Woah woah woah.
   
   This whole time I thought you were a Scronaldo alt

   
   That's because you're a fucking retard
2. 2019-08-08 at 1:47 AM UTC in BREAKING: Mass shooter in Indianapolis Indiana. 50 dead and 38 more injured.
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I have superhuman shooting abilities, you should trying playing against me in an FPS sometime.

   
   As resident firearms expert (because finny left) I can promise you your shitty Call of Duty skills will in no way prepare you to handle and firearm
   
   After fifty rounds (or even less with your pasty ass) you would not be able to hold the gun up anymore, even with a weapon with recoil as light as an AR15.
   
   Kill yourself, retard.
3. 2019-08-08 at 1:36 AM UTC in ER Nurse Pickup Lines
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   This thread was motivated by extreme agitation at the nurses at my recent ER visit and I can't quite figure out why
   
   And also because I have it on good authority that ER Nurses and doctors just take meth and fuck for hours on their time off and I wanted some of that action
   
   I now feel bad for having made this thread
4. 2019-08-08 at 1:23 AM UTC in Trolling ER Nurses
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   And I got my pseudo-scientific self-diagnosis validated! My CK was 6000 but descending and they told me I had done the absolute best thing I could ($60 worth of Gatorade and 20 liters of water)
   
   But then told me not to self medicate ever again lol
   
   *the rhabdo posting intensifies*
5. 2019-08-08 at 1:18 AM UTC in Trolling ER Nurses
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I'm just happy to be back at the house with only five hours or so lost, that could have been MUCH worse. I thought I'd been there for DAYS
   
   Now back to the important things, like drinking and thinking up a new username
   
   And final fantasy 12
   
   And peeling off those horrid fucking electrodes they stick all over your torso
   
   I need to start getting the nurses to do that while I'm still in the hospital so I can get some cheap sexual thrills out of it
6. 2019-08-08 at 1:16 AM UTC in Trolling ER Nurses
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I don't know what the hell I was so upset with them for earlier, I think it was just because they wouldn't give me any information at all
   
   You'd think I'd be thankful, they saved me from getting a DUI
   
   Basically, I got pulled over for driving like a jackass, and I just happened to be near my apartment so I just drove the rest of the way there and pulled in
   
   Apparently the cop took one look at me and thought that I was drunk as shit, but I passed the field sobriety test so he thought it was a medical problem and called EMS
   
   I'm good now but my muscles are still sore as hell
7. 2019-08-07 at 7:41 PM UTC in Trolling ER Nurses
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   I'm about five seconds from ripping all this shit from me and going the fuck home
   
   I never asked for any of their help
8. 2019-08-07 at 7:21 PM UTC in Trolling ER Nurses
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   Post ways to do it
   
   So far all I've got is taking off the pulse monitor until someone shows up then quickly putting it back on
   
   Post your ideas
9. 2019-08-07 at 6:59 PM UTC in ER Nurse Pickup Lines
   Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
   Post them here and I will post what happens when I try them on ER Nurses
10. 2019-08-07 at 6:47 PM UTC in Box Wine
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    Yay I'm in the ER again
    
    Fuck this shit, I'd rather be dead
    
    At least I have my phone this time I guess
11. 2019-08-07 at 2:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL We used to have this 4-way blotter back in the '70's called Black Death. One quarter hit and you're seeing major hallucinations. I took a whole one, and almost didn't survive. People say you can't die from acid, but 4 hits of Black Death and it's definitely touch and go.

    
    You're so full of shit your eyes are brown
12. 2019-08-07 at 2:01 PM UTC in Box Wine
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    Hmm, on second thought...
13. 2019-08-07 at 1:55 PM UTC in Box Wine
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    I nearly choke myself with laughter every time I see it in writing or hear someone refer to it, and I can't figure out why
    
    Anyway, it's the best alcoholic bang for your buck
    
    My favorite thing about it:
    
    

    winner of 200+ medals including blah blah blah

    
    Ok if your shit was worth a fuck it wouldn't be $10 for 3 liters
    
    

    Show spoiler
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15. 2019-07-22 at 3:10 AM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls a skilled and trustworthy one so i dont have to put cameras around or chain it up because thats just unethical
    
    preferably aids free too
    
    this nigger owners guide was a good read
    
    https://tightroperecords.com/nigger-owners-manual.htm

    
    I wonder if they stole that from ED or if ED stole it from them
    
    They both probably stole it from somewhere else
16. 2019-07-22 at 3:04 AM UTC in nike air max 180 bright ceramic
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    what a faggy shoe
17. 2019-07-22 at 2:39 AM UTC in stupid noob is literally the stupidest person ive ever interacted with in my life
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie ROTAS

    
    Rectum on throttle and stick
18. 2019-06-15 at 11:26 AM UTC in Did Instigator died?
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by WellHung gm newcomer

    
    Greetings
19. 2019-06-15 at 11:24 AM UTC in Did Instigator died?
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston
    https://niggasin.space/thread/36851
    
    I wonder if we could send him mail through that...i think that's an address?
    
    I don't know how UK works
20. 2019-06-15 at 11:23 AM UTC in Who was malice?
    Millennial tianeptine almost died in your kratoms and soyboyS for natural male filter Houston

    Originally posted by Technologist Juice,
    My taboo word got cha without me doing anything😁

    
    Lol yeah, I work in an EDM shop and you'll get electrocuted if you're not careful
    
    I wasn't careful