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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I mean really sensitive too. If I smoke a whole joint of my shit, I'll be kinda high. Like High school high. The stuff now is like 30% THC, biological warfare tier shit. The stuff I got feels like 3-4% tops.

    I always wondered how the "%" ratings on weed work. If a strain is 33% THC, does that mean a gram of weed is .33g pure THC?

    We get grams for £10 here and that's more than enough to cabbage me for the day. It takes at least 2-3 days for me to feel clear headed again which puts me off smoking it.
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Can u listen to this song and not find yourself singing to it?



    Even if you sont know the lyrics just kinda singing to it anyway and making them up. Layne Stayley has that voice.


    Know the lyrics by heart. I played this over and over and over in my car until my hubby wanted to hear something else on our travels. I fricken love that CD. A lot of the songs remind me of my son’s struggles with coming of age.

    Especially this one.




    I think I’ve listened to this song hundreds of times.
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  3. This might be the most unintentionally hilarious ad I've ever seen



    With the words "Do you know the destructive power of the dark web?" below it
  4. Technologist victim of incest
    Guess there’s a new drug of choice. Xylazine. They just said on the radio that our county coroner has seen 3 ODs from it this year. Great, another animal anesthetic.
  5. Originally posted by Technologist Guess there’s a new drug of choice. Xylazine. They just said on the radio that our county coroner has seen 3 ODs from it this year. Great, another animal anesthetic.

    You said "animal anaesthetic" and got my hopes up

    But it's just some shitty clonidine analogue for horses

    Anybody that wanted that could just eat an entire pizza and then go to a doctor and say they have high blood pressure
  6. Borrow a kitty cat, break it's legs, take it 2 the vet, get take home vicodin.

    Repeat.
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Best place to boost ketamine is rural vets for farm animals.

    Only problem was the one where I lived was literally across the street from an RCMP station
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ I just met this supposed 43 year old lady that fonaplats impregnated and I think it's real? Life is so fucky and with him I xanr ever tell but I think it's real. She was telling me about how her son died when he was 5 months old and fona was laughing thr whole time so who knows. Maybe that's why they go so well together. Better living through chemistry.

    I think I voted him most likely to become a cereal killer/baby raper. This information falls in line with my expectations.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    I could see him paying a hooker to troll the forum. I was gonna give a random homeless girl $20 to hold up a niggasin.space sign and I snap a pic

    So many regrets
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You said "animal anaesthetic" and got my hopes up

    But it's just some shitty clonidine analogue for horses

    Anybody that wanted that could just eat an entire pizza and then go to a doctor and say they have high blood pressure

    That's what I said to myself when I looked it up. Clonidine was what my personal nurse used to give me for withdrawals. Clonidine/lorazepam/ tizanidine.

    I was going to say "it's ridiculous what lengths these kids/people are going to to get high". And then I remembered I was the nigga brewing up datura tea for the homies in his moms kitchen.
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Hitler tweaking hardcore on meth

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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sharpening oil works pretty well for shaving.


    L I F E H A X
  13. Originally posted by CASPER That's what I said to myself when I looked it up. Clonidine was what my personal nurse used to give me for withdrawals. Clonidine/lorazepam/ tizanidine.

    I was going to say "it's ridiculous what lengths these kids/people are going to to get high". And then I remembered I was the nigga brewing up datura tea for the homies in his moms kitchen.

    all I got was clonidine, gabapentin and geodon (lol)

    If that stupid fucker would've not bought his degree on the internet he would've known that alcohol withdrawal causes hallucinations and psychotic behavior
  14. So many antidepressants and all of them are worthless.
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  15. THIS ONE'S NEW IT WAS INVENTED BY GOD, IT'S PERFECT.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian We get grams for £10 here and that's more than enough to cabbage me for the day. It takes at least 2-3 days for me to feel clear headed again which puts me off smoking it.

    That's exactly why I didn't like smoking anymore. But the CBD stuff actually seems to do the opposite. I get MORE focused and creative. No fog. Highly recommend this shit.
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement all I got was clonidine, gabapentin and geodon (lol)

    If that stupid fucker would've not bought his degree on the internet he would've known that alcohol withdrawal causes hallucinations and psychotic behavior

    Geodon sounds like a Pokémon.

    GEODON USE GRAVEL RAPE
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  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra sharpening oil works pretty well for shaving.


    L I F E H A X

    I just use water lol.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm gonna get rich without dying trying. Gonna get a 20 year old with a fat ass pregnant. Gonna not drink, gonna not hang out with friends who drink and drive and shoot guns at mailboxes. Gonna get farther an farther away from the system. Gonna break up with this girl and she might not think I'm a horrible asshole. Gonna be healthy. Gonna get back to writing. Gonna deal with my problems and recognize beauty. Gonna stay outta jail
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    All solid plans.

    Except I'd say tell the 20 year old you've got molly n slip her a plan B n then fuck her raw.

    You can eat nothing but celery till the day you die, and become a world reknowned astrophysicist, but if bitch got you for a bunch of child support every month, you might as well be shooting mailboxes and eating xanax. Lol.

    #real talk

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